Top ten cheesy movie quotes

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2004-12-13 12:01pm

1. -I'm the king of the world! (Leonardo DiCaprio, Titanic 1997)
2. -Nobody puts Baby in the corner! (Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing 1987)
3. -Is is still raining? I hadn't noticed. (Andie MacDowell, Fyra bröllop och en begravning 1994)
4. -Ditto. (Demi Moore, Ghost 1990)
5. -You can be my wingman any time! (Val Kilmer, Top Gun 1986)
6. -I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. (Julia Roberts, Notting Hill 1999)
7. -Today we celebrate our Independence Day! (Bill Pullman, Independence Day 1996)
8. -They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom! (Mel Gibson, Braveheart 1995)
9. -You had me at ”hello”. (Renée Zellweger, Jerry Maguire 1996)
10. -No, I'm a postman. (Kevin Costner, The Postman 1997)

Anyone have some other suggestions?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-12-13 12:05pm

I don't get why #3 is even in the top ten. Looks to me like these guys just said "Hey find a line from each of the sappiest love stories you can think of it and insert it here."

Ivanova's bullshit dialogue to the Captain of the Omega destroyers is fucking cringe inducing. Don't know if its cheesey or not but it's BAD. As in fast forward on the DVD everytime it comes up BAD.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-12-13 12:14pm

Check out the relationship banter between Sinclair and his girlfriend in B5 Season One. That's fucking painful to watch. And I don't know how that line from Andie McDowell got in there when Anakin's horrible lines from AOTC did not.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-12-13 12:20pm

Please...that's considered CHEESY?!

Sorry, there are loads of stuff from Star Wars, Star Trek...hell most of Science Fiction and fantasy that makes that stuff pale in comparison.

And if they are going to take garbage from Titanic...pick the truly cheesy garbage...not a lin that really pales compared to that dork's confession when he's about to become a human popsicle.

I mean they are a bit over the top...but the list is really not truly looking.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-12-13 01:01pm

Stravo wrote: Ivanova's bullshit dialogue to the Captain of the Omega destroyers is fucking cringe inducing. Don't know if its cheesey or not but it's BAD. As in fast forward on the DVD everytime it comes up BAD.

THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one who felt that way. Everyone else seems to love it. I thought it was over the top and full of cliches, AND it took too damn long.

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-12-13 01:08pm

If Ivanova's line had been a lot /SHORTER/ it woulda been cool. As it was, it was silly as all hell. Something centered around the 'Last living thing you are ever gonna see' bit, short, sweet, to the point, woulda been fairly badass.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-12-13 01:08pm

Tsyroc wrote:
Stravo wrote: Ivanova's bullshit dialogue to the Captain of the Omega destroyers is fucking cringe inducing. Don't know if its cheesey or not but it's BAD. As in fast forward on the DVD everytime it comes up BAD.
THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one who felt that way. Everyone else seems to love it. I thought it was over the top and full of cliches, AND it took too damn long.

That makes three,it was too long and really cheesy.

Starship Troopers: You want to live forever

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-12-13 01:41pm

Spiderman, the first movie: "I love you, Peter Parker. I love you so much!"

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-12-13 01:45pm

In Commando, there's someone who suddenly utters "I'm sick and tired of this macho bullshit". This is much more funnier when you consider that the entire premise of Commando is macho bullshit.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-12-13 01:48pm

Faram wrote:
Anyone have some other suggestions?

George Cloony in the standard George Cloony voice in From Dusk Till Dawn: "I may be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole.

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-12-13 04:52pm

Anything from Arnold, though his are usually funny and cheesy

. http://optimusfilms.20m.com/arnold/

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-12-13 05:04pm

"I am invincible!" -- Boris, Goldeneye

Or is bringing in Bond movies cheating?

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-12-13 05:13pm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?... The same thing that happens to everything else." Storm, X-Men

I think this one is a contender for the number one spot.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-12-13 05:22pm

"I've got a bad feeling about this."™

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-12-13 05:39pm

Rogue 9 wrote:"I am invincible!" -- Boris, Goldeneye

Or is bringing in Bond movies cheating?

oh come on. that was actually more funny than cheesy.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-12-13 05:41pm

Patrick Degan wrote:"I've got a bad feeling about this."™

Come on, that's classic, not cheesy

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-13 06:15pm

Stravo wrote:Ivanova's bullshit dialogue to the Captain of the Omega destroyers is fucking cringe inducing. Don't know if its cheesey or not but it's BAD. As in fast forward on the DVD everytime it comes up BAD.

That whole scene is just crappy. First the Omega Destroyers are hyped to within an inch of their lives, then Ivanova goes nucking futz (For god's sake why? They're just ships with Shadow-bits sticking off of them), then they go down like dominoes. If they'd cut out that whole scene and not had Ivanova wounded we'd still have Marcus in season 5. Gah.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-12-13 08:03pm

"I feel the need, the need for speed."

Deathstalker · Post by **Deathstalker** » 2004-12-13 08:23pm

Pretty much the entire dialogue of "Top Gun"

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-12-13 08:28pm

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?... The same thing that happens to everything else." Storm, X-Men

I think this one is a contender for the number one spot.

ARRRGGGGGHHHH!!! i hate that line. it is so stupid. I think it should be the number one

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-12-13 09:59pm

Deathstalker wrote:Pretty much the entire dialogue of "Top Gun"

But it was brilliantly cheesy!

"That's right! Ice ... man. I am dangerous."

"There's some real genius in your flying, Maverick. But I can't say that in there because I don't want everyone to know I'm in love with you." <cue "Take My Breath Away">

And I don't know if the infamous Val Kilmer Locker Room Bite counts as dialogue, but it was certainly awesomely cheesy.

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-12-13 11:17pm

Every line spoken by Sam and Frodo in Lord of the Rings, ever.

egyptfrk · Post by **egyptfrk** » 2004-12-13 11:35pm

I can't remember what its from, but, "You like me, you really like me!"
Its classically cheesey now as its been overly mocked to death.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-12-13 11:55pm

Mrs. CmdrWilkens wrote:I can't remember what its from, but, "You like me, you really like me!"
Its classically cheesey now as its been overly mocked to death.

Wasn't that a line from an award acceptance speech?

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-12-13 11:59pm

Mrs. CmdrWilkens wrote:I can't remember what its from, but, "You like me, you really like me!"
Its classically cheesey now as its been overly mocked to death.

Sally Field's gushing over winning her Oscar for Best Actress in Norma Rae, 1980

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Top ten cheesy movie quotes

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