All you FUQs HERE

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2004-01-07 03:27am

Metrion Cascade wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
Hethrir wrote:Oh but you forget, us Aussies are immune to bacteria
Professional courtesy?
From Steve Irwin is officially fucking nuts. I thought I'd shit myself, I was laughing so hard.

embarrassingly enough, I did not get that joke. Until it was explained to me. LOL, it makes it even more amusing...pls put it in

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-08 06:57am

Well, since I can't get into my email, and am too lazy to look at the site, here's one from ASVS:

Harry Palms wrote:
Professional Rapist <I_Love_Rape> wrote:If you can't get pregnant from it then it shouldn't be classified as rape.
Farm animals (I'm guessing you got nailed for this one and are trying
to defend yourself)

~ver

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-08 01:11pm

The Monkey's'll know which thread this is:

Zaia wrote:Oh, and by the way, it rather disturbs me to see my name as the last post in a thread with the word "dickgirls" in it. Disturbing in a compelling way, though, as you see that I am posting in here again.

Hmmm. Freud? Comments?

~ver

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-01-13 08:41pm

Knife wrote: What the real question should be, is if you can tell the difference between creamy white clam chowder and creamy white man chowder.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-01-14 01:28am

I submit this:

XaLeV wrote:I dedicate this erection to GIL HAMILTON!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-16 05:22pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Straha wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:It ought to taste like this:
LICK SCREEN HERE
EWWW, too sticky...
wipe the jizz off first

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=37832

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-01-16 06:37pm

Linkeroo

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Superman wrote:DPDarkPrimus, are you Spanky in disguise? Everyone else thought it was funny...
I just must not have a very good sense of humor.

If I were Spanky, I would have called you a cunt.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-01-21 10:32am

From the current User Group thread:

Col. Crackpot wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:No we need a Cartoon Cartoon discussion group for discussing Dexters Lab, Johnny Bravo, Powerpuff Girls and the like.
yes. and you can be buttercup.

ha-ha! evilcat likes power puff girls! *snicker*

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-01-21 02:25pm

When submitting quotes, please try to make sure they're at least funny.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-21 03:56pm

Dalton wrote:When submitting quotes, please try to make sure they're at least funny.

lol

bada-zing!

once again a one shot from a master.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-21 05:26pm

Thirdfain wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Crunchy panties, crunchy panties!
Dude, I'm totally gonna invade your country for that.

From here.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-01-21 05:26pm

Dalton wrote:When submitting quotes, please try to make sure they're at least funny.

Bah, the problem is that you don't appreciate subtlety, which is where humour is at its very best.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-21 07:42pm

Dalton wrote:When submitting quotes, please try to make sure they're at least funny.

That was funny, though... Generally something involving the Powerpuff Girls and virtually anyone on this board (going beyond the perverse, mind you) is going to result in hilarity in someone's mind...

~ver

Gunshy · Post by **Gunshy** » 2004-01-22 04:09pm

Chardok's imitation of "Loud Howard."

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=38226

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-23 07:07pm

no-one thinks I'm FUQable?

InnerBrat wrote:I was reading porn at work the other day and I got up to use the photocopier with a huge erection...

BUT NOBODY NOTICED! CAUSE I'M A GIRL! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-23 08:49pm

InnerBrat wrote:no-one thinks I'm FUQable?

InnerBrat wrote:I was reading porn at work the other day and I got up to use the photocopier with a huge erection...

BUT NOBODY NOTICED! CAUSE I'M A GIRL! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Course you're fuckable, darlin'.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-01-25 07:54pm

Darth Wong talks about what really happened in Genesis

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 043#909043

Son of the Suns · Post by **Son of the Suns** » 2004-01-26 08:51am

Mr Bean in "92% of people Enjoy Poping Bubblewrap" Thread wrote:The Latest poll statistics from Fox news says 92% of American's of enjoy poping bubble wrap

Do you?

(Brought to you by the Off-Topic Topic Assocation or OTTA)

2000AD wrote:Are those 8% like the 10% of men who say they dont masterbate?

baelfire1945 wrote:Yes.

Well, I thought it was funny.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-01-27 02:03am

The_Lumberjack wrote:Legends do tell of the Zaia-wannabees... not to be confused with the Zaia Wallabees, who do feminist versions of Planet of the Apes.

Here.

I larfed and larfed. Don't know if you will, but I did. Wallabees are so cute!

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-27 03:07am

*insert gratituous and yet flattered and pleased to amuse FUQ joke here*

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-02-01 04:29pm

Sir Sirius wrote:It appears that I hijacked my own thread in the OP... oh, well...

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=38947

Well, I think it's funny.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-02-01 05:57pm

I'm gonna have to reap this harvest soon.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-01 06:16pm

Cool, don't fear the reaper,, and as of late a good number of us could use a good laugh.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-02-02 03:29pm

Tasoth - *broods, fingers steepled* yessssss, more souls for my necrotic arm-errrr, Tea Party. I mean Tea Party. Honest!

Great User Purge thread.

It made me laugh out loud, which is a rarity for the internet.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2004-02-02 05:42pm

Stuart Mackey wrote:And lo..one day when SDN and spacebattles are but a dream within a dream and the minds of humankind rest on other frontiers and matters of other import, a whisper of the past shall come forth, from the darkest memories, the echos of a simpler time, the words of another time shall utter in the recess of our minds "you crack smoking donkey fucker! the navigational sheild does not stop turbolasers!"

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=38966
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