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Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-04 02:23pm

Inspired by Dalton's memory leaks in regards to certain members FUQ submissions (including one by a very popular and award winning author) this thread will serve to be a repository for FUQable Quotes.

Please provide a linky and if possible the actual quote for us to read and enjoy.

Dalton, all your FUQing needs can be met in this one thread. Sweet eh?

On with the FUQs.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-12-04 02:35pm

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but, uh. *toot toot* I want to be immortalized.

I recieved a nomination from 2000AD here:

behold the gangstaness of Jabba The (Motherfucking) Hutt

EDIT________________-

Chardok wrote:Ha. easy one. Jabba the (Motherfucking) Hutt, Intergalactic pimp extraordinairre. He be havin' bitches, fly-assed rides, bubonic chronic (spice), and be blastin' out da tunes on dat sail barge and he makes Puke Guystalker his Beeotch! (Well, for a moment anyway)
Puke: Yo, bitch, you finna let my niglet Han go.
Jabba: Whateva, foo.
Puke: Punk bitch, dontchu be dissrespeccin me! Gimme mah homee!
Jabba: Ho ho ho ho...ha ha ha...pleasse, muthafucka. you ain't gon' sweet talk THIS muthfucka. Getcha gone, foo.
*Hits button*
Jabba: Kiss Rancor Bitch!
Now...where's me anutha one o' them fly-ass twi'lek hoes?

2000AD wrote:

FUQ!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-12-04 02:51pm

Would it not be best if we limited to what one another says of each other rather than us posting our own work? I just feel it cheapens something when it's self-recommendation.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-04 02:57pm

Thirdfain wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Terry? Isn't that a girl's name?
No. No, it is NOT a girl's name. Terry is a gender-neutral name here in the USA, and is a masculine name in England, from which my name comes. The name "Terry" has a lot of famous and successful male holders- take for intsance, Terry Gilliam of "Monty Python" fame, and Terry Pratchett, the great comedic writer. In fact, Terry comes from the Norman French name "Thierri," which translates roughly as "Ruler of the People."

Asshole.

About midway through this page.

~ver

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-12-04 04:01pm

Comedy Gold!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-12-04 05:06pm

Frank Hipper's repsonse to the Virus X debate, which has already been sigged twice.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-12-04 05:08pm

I knew there was a reason I never cleared my sent box:

Zaia wrote:Bah, badgers dancing and singing about themselves pales in comparison to vaginas erupting with pink foam. In my world, when talking degrees of weirdness, everything pales in comparison to vaginas erupting with pink foam.

Linky poo

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-12-04 05:19pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Would it not be best if we limited to what one another says of each other rather than us posting our own work? I just feel it cheapens something when it's self-recommendation.

Same here. I'm not going to submit my own quotes, becuase it just doesn't feel right.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-12-04 05:27pm

Hamel wrote:I'd like Shep to name one person on this forum that doesn't wank off to something. If we never wanked, we'd go crazy and dip banana sausage in hot liquid fudge

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-12-04 05:35pm

Various people on First dates:

I've found that it helps not to mention the dead hooker in the bathtub.
-Dalton

wtf's a first date??
oh shit... maybe thats what i've been doing wrong?
-Zac Noelen

Biggest tip of all:
Don't set it on fire.
-Spanky

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Stravo comparing Starcrossed's Darkstar to Real Life Darkstar:

As to the Darkstar references:
Anton Hieronymous Darkstar is:
Rich
Poweful
Intelligent
Has Women
Has Sex
NONE of these attributes refer to Darkstar. The only similarity is:
They're both insane.

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Assorted good quotes:

No, you just jumped all over him like a Ethopian famine victim on twinkie.
-Stormbringer

The reason why Zaia may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer is that Kelly used all the others to stab her in the back
-Stravo

So Fundie girls are prostitutes that accept payment in souls rather then dollars?
-Sir Sirius

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-04 05:38pm

here

Pablo Sanchez wrote:A) The GSDAs are merely based on the Oscars. They're not identical, obviously. Fanfics don't follow the format of any other medium besides maybe old-timey motion picture serials like Flash Gordon.

B) The people who run the GSDA made the decision two years ago that a fic could only win an award once.

C) The GSDA is mainly a recognition of excellence in a particular category. We don't need to repeatedly say that "X" fanfic was really good--once is enough. This isn't a "hey ur cool" celebratory fellatio like the Emmy's.

Emphasis mine.

~ver

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-04 05:45pm

Zaia wrote:
Eleas wrote:
Zaia wrote:Awwww. Boys are so cute!
AIEEEEEE! Incoming breasts!!! *cowers under his desk*

Hmmm, I believe that's the first time my breasts have instigated enough fright for an air-raid drill.

...The first time they've instigated fright period, I think. Usually they get a warmer reception than that.

*shrugs and walks off*

To which Rob Wilson replied:

Rob Wilson wrote:Please somebody FUQ this! And now i have to leave before I make lewd and inappropriate response to Zaia's post

And then:

Rob Wilson wrote:Gah, can't help myself, must.. make.. post..

Rob : "Don't worry Eleas, I'll protect you." *Valiantly leaps on Zaia's breasts to protect the squad!*

Eleas : "What a hero, making such a sacrifice for us all!" *single manly tear runs down cheek*. "We will remember him."

Zaia : "Rob you have 5 seconds to get your head out from between my breasts before i knee your happy sacks into your throat."

Ahahaha, "to protect the squad.." That whole thread is fucking hilarious.
Here.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-04 06:07pm

Oh, yeah, that whole thread is gold.

XaLEv wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: You mean you are the bearer of the fabled Infinity Balls! Soon the whole Marvel universe shall be awash in your displays of potency.
*looks down at Galactus*

"Yeah bitch, swallow it all."

There's a recipe I'm good at.

*ahem*

Mark my words, someday I will have an entire section of the FUQ dedicated to me and my quotes regarding semen.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-04 06:21pm

Gotta get this one in:
Cybermen Vs Borg from Adrian:

Adrian Tullberg wrote:The pipe-laden cyborg lurched towards the silver figure in the middle of the corridor.

"We are ..."

The silver figure grabbed both the drone's arms; one in each hand.

And pulled.

With a combination of tearing metal and organic fluids displacing, the disarmed - literally - Borg sunk to it's knees, massive shock setting in.

The Cyberman spoke, completing the drone's statement.

"Irrelevant."

Damn beautiful.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-04 06:35pm

My GF on masturbation techniques.
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 738#700738

jmac wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?
Gently massaging and rubbing my breasts with one hand while fingering myself and using a dildo or vibrator as needed. There's many possible variations on the basic theme and...oh wait...that's because I'm female. Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-04 06:46pm

I remember Ein was going to ask Dalton to enshrine darthdavids Logical Conclusion thread in FUQ. I'm not sure if he did it or not.
I'm very proud of this bit

Dorsk 81 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote: You say that now, but soon his ego will be like Agent Smith and shall consume us all!
Ehm no, I think you have my Ego confused with my Sex Drive.
If his sex drive's as good as his boasting, we ought to do well....

What can I say, I turned into an egomaniac!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-04 11:03pm

Question: Is this just restricted to stuff posted on here, or can we use IM and IRC quotes as well? (I'm asking because I've got some hilarious material.)

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-12-05 12:36am

Stravo wrote:Dalton, all your FUQing needs can be met in this one thread. Sweet eh?

On with the FUQs.

Good call Strav.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-12-05 12:37am

Vertigo1 wrote:Question: Is this just restricted to stuff posted on here, or can we use IM and IRC quotes as well? (I'm asking because I've got some hilarious material.)

The FUQ is mainly for SDnet and ASVS.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-05 02:05am

2000AD wrote:From the diary of Robert Scott "Guardian 2000" "Darkstar" Anderson:

0700: Woken up by alarm clock. Obviously some rabid warsie tried to deny me sleep. Ha! Little did he know he set it for the perfect time to wake me up for work!

0730: Warsie disguised as postman drops a load of arguments through my letterbox. If they think arguments like "This is the only credit card you will ever need" will beat me they are much mistaken.

0900: Begin work at university, notice some people looking at me as i walk in. Obviously they are part of the conspiracy. I will have to watch them with care from now on.

1245: During lunch break, pounced on one of the spies and demanded he try and refute my arguments. He claimed not to know what i was talking about, obviously too scared to debate the Last Bastion of Trek, another victory for me!

1800: Get home and find my inbox full of arguments from warsies. Obviously they have never realised that i refuted there insane "Get fr33 p0rn here" argument years ago, even if "Candy can take it for hours!"

1900: Prepare dinner, taking care to use Kitty to make sure the conspiracy hasn't poisened it.

2000: That insufferable idiot Poe has updated his hilariously inept Trekmiss video. Though it has no substance his PR pandering to the masses may cause more people to join the conspiracy! Have to think of a way to counter this.

0330: Hah! After a mere 10 minutes of work i have triumphed. My Warsmiss video crushes the the insane Trekmiss video at every point as well as backing up all my arguments AND proving Wong's site to be a pile of fallacies. However, while i was working some warsie must have slipped into my house and altered my clock as it now says it is half past three in the morning, as if crushing Poe could take that long! Gah! They must have slipped a sleeping pill into my drink as well as i am feeling tired, perhaps these warsies are more resourceful than i thought. No matter i will crush their arguments tommorow!

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-05 02:20am

Kuja wrote:
2000AD wrote:<snip>

If that doesn't make it in, then there is no justice in this little world of ours.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-12-05 03:32pm

Here's a priceless one from Red Imperator:

Red Imperator wrote:Absolute power has corrupted us absolutely and there's nothing you can do about it!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-05 05:51pm

A FUQ from today

XaLEv wrote: I want to suck on your avatar's clitoris

I nearly pissed myself laughing when i read that.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-05 05:57pm

Lord Pounder wrote:A FUQ from today

XaLEv wrote: I want to suck on your avatar's clitoris
I nearly pissed myself laughing when i read that.

PLEASE tell me he wasn't talking to you at the time.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-05 06:04pm

Zaia wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:A FUQ from today

XaLEv wrote: I want to suck on your avatar's clitoris
I nearly pissed myself laughing when i read that.
PLEASE tell me he wasn't talking to you at the time.

Actually XaLEv was talking about Spanky's current Avatar...got a rather interesting response out of Spanky.

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