My wife laid me out with an uppercut to the nuts
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aerius
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It could be worse. I was cuddling with my GF on her couch one time when her dog pounced on my groin and gave me the "was it something I did?" look while I was twitching in pain.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Tasoth
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Queeb Salaron
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Of all the things I'd like a half-naked woman to do with her fist, a quick one to the hambags is near the bottom.
And believe you me, that's one long list.
Nice reflexes on your wife's part, though. Normally I get a startled look and a good-natured shove from my lady. In fact, I don't think I've ever had a woman turn the ol' disco balls into punching bags.
Then again, generally speaking the ladies appreciate Queeb's meat weasel, and would never intentionally do anything to harm it.
And believe you me, that's one long list.
Nice reflexes on your wife's part, though. Normally I get a startled look and a good-natured shove from my lady. In fact, I don't think I've ever had a woman turn the ol' disco balls into punching bags.
Then again, generally speaking the ladies appreciate Queeb's meat weasel, and would never intentionally do anything to harm it.
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"I hear and behold God in every object, yet I understand God not in the least, / Nor do I understand who there can be more wonderful than myself."
--Whitman
Fucking Funny.
G.A.L.E. Force - Bisexual Airborn Division
SDnet Resident Psycho Clown
"I hear and behold God in every object, yet I understand God not in the least, / Nor do I understand who there can be more wonderful than myself."
--Whitman
Fucking Funny.
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LadyTevar
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When Nit grabs my butt, I jump and give him a 'you little horndog!' look.
Then he uses the hand on my hiney to pull me into a kiss.
Then he uses the hand on my hiney to pull me into a kiss.
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
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