My wife laid me out with an uppercut to the nuts

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-12-28 03:26am

Ok, every fucking time I come to Japan, I get some kind of injury. This wouldnt be surprising since I wrestled here, but I somehow manage to hurt myself even when Im just here for visiting. Once I fell down a flight of escalator steps and fucked my shoulder up. Last time I was here, I ran to a public bathroom and smacked my head on the door frame (I literally shook the walls).

This time, the injury was from my wife. Yesterday, after she came from work, she started to undress. She bent over to take off her nylons and I smacked her in the ass. She turned around and delivered an uppercut right into the testicles. I fell over and went down in agonizing pain. A 100 pound Japanese girl laid out a 250 pound ex pro wretler. My nuts and stomach hurt for the next hour and a half.

The weird thing was that I saw her uppercut coming, but I didnt stop it. I just took it like a dumb ass. She felt badly about it, but not as bad as me.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-12-28 03:33am

Heh, will you ever try spanking again?

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2004-12-28 03:34am

Aw, nuts!

Sorry.

Anyhoo, ouch. What also sucks is when they hurt for no reason.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-12-28 03:36am

Ive never had nuts that hurt for no reason. Maybe you should get that checked?

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2004-12-28 03:41am

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-12-28 06:28am

Laird wrote:http://ruwi.cybton.com/owned/11.jpg

I don't know whats making me laugh harder, Superman's story or that picture.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-12-28 06:41am

Laird wrote:

how about a nice cup of hot water for that teabag?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-28 06:47am

Why did she uppercut you in the nuts? BEcause you slapped her ass? That hardly seems warranted

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-12-28 08:26am

Chardok wrote:Why did she uppercut you in the nuts? BEcause you slapped her ass? That hardly seems warranted

Reflex? You know what can happen on trains in Japan...

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-28 08:34am

Sharp-kun wrote:
Chardok wrote:Why did she uppercut you in the nuts? BEcause you slapped her ass? That hardly seems warranted
Reflex? You know what can happen on trains in Japan...

No...errm...what..exactly can happen...on...umm.....trains in Japan, there, Sharpie? :eyebrow:

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-12-28 08:47am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Laird wrote:
how about a nice cup of hot water for that teabag?

Thats gotta being worth a FUQ.

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-12-28 09:04am

Chardok wrote:
Sharp-kun wrote:
Chardok wrote:Why did she uppercut you in the nuts? BEcause you slapped her ass? That hardly seems warranted
Reflex? You know what can happen on trains in Japan...
No...errm...what..exactly can happen...on...umm.....trains in Japan, there, Sharpie? :eyebrow:

Train gropers With the trains being as packed as they are some guys decide to get a good feel. Its a significant enough problem that some train have women only carriages.

Been a few hentai anime on it as well.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-12-28 09:19am

The sick thing about gropers is no one ever intervenes to stop them, either, even when they spend like ten minutes feeling up some poor girl.

PainRack · Post by **PainRack** » 2004-12-28 09:23am

Sharp-kun wrote:Train gropers With the trains being as packed as they are some guys decide to get a good feel. Its a significant enough problem that some train have women only carriages.

Been a few hentai anime on it as well.

Oh......errr
I thought you were referring to train rape porn, or public exposure porn, or just AV stars doing it on the train......... I think I stop now.

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-12-28 10:10am

PainRack wrote: I thought you were referring to train rape porn, or public exposure porn, or just AV stars doing it on the train......... I think I stop now.

Train rape hentai exists.

Mopeyennuui · Post by **Mopeyennuui** » 2004-12-28 11:34am

Anybody see the title and threat starter's webname and laugh?

Another laugh.. it's centers around the name Lois.

Thanks man.. made my day.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2004-12-28 12:05pm

Zerg Goddess wrote:Anybody see the title and threat starter's webname and laugh?

Another laugh.. it's centers around the name Lois.

Thanks man.. made my day.

This is nothing compared to the Pink Foam™.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-12-28 12:28pm

You know Superman, some men would pay good money for the experience you just had.

Admiral Bravo · Post by **Admiral Bravo** » 2004-12-28 02:33pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:You know Superman, some men would pay good money for the experience you just had.

Unless they have some type of bizzare fantasy, I dont think that many guys would like their balls hit like a punching bag.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2004-12-28 02:44pm

Admiral Bravo wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:You know Superman, some men would pay good money for the experience you just had.
Unless they have some type of bizzare fantasy, I dont think that many guys would like their balls hit like a punching bag.

You obviously haven't seen the wave of hentai featuring women stepping or stomping on a guy's crotch.

And that's only the tip of the iceberg with the hentai foot fetish pics.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-12-28 02:51pm

A good knee to the nuts can kill or at the very least make you a never-to-be father. It's a fetish I don't intend to take up.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-12-28 04:46pm

Aya wrote:Thats gotta being worth a FUQ.

Nope, not really.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-12-28 05:57pm

Sharp-kun wrote:
PainRack wrote: I thought you were referring to train rape porn, or public exposure porn, or just AV stars doing it on the train......... I think I stop now.
Train rape hentai exists.

Does "train rape', by any chance, involve a giant penis on train tracks violating an unsuspecting woman?

As for the story itself, I guess that's another entry for the SD.net Hall of Embarassing Genital Injuries, up there with Hamel cutting his penis with a slice of stale bread.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-12-28 06:12pm

Damaramu wrote:
Admiral Bravo wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:You know Superman, some men would pay good money for the experience you just had.
Unless they have some type of bizzare fantasy, I dont think that many guys would like their balls hit like a punching bag.
You obviously haven't seen the wave of hentai featuring women stepping or stomping on a guy's crotch.

And that's only the tip of the iceberg with the hentai foot fetish pics.

*Ahem*

http://w ww.somethingawful.co*/articles.php?a=2443

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-12-28 06:24pm

I just had to laugh at this.