The Great User Purge of Dec 2004

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-12-19 01:40pm

From the way you trim the fat, we'll never be a top board at this rate.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-12-19 02:07pm

HemlockGrey wrote:First they came for the inactive members, and I did not speak up, for I was not an inactive members.

Then they came for the spammers, and I did not speak up, for I was not a spammer.

Then they came for the newbies, and I did not speak up, for I was not a newbie.

Then they came for the low-post count members, and I did not speak up, for I did not have a low post count.

And then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up.

Shit, he knows the plan!

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-12-19 04:48pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Daltonator wrote: Ah good, I was afraid you had gone through the entire memberlist.
Speaking of which, have you greenlit those new applicants? One such member named CDS is still unable to post.

Christ, I'll do it now if it'll shut ya up.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-12-19 05:17pm

Tsyroc wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:You mean the HAB doesn't have an even gianter Meat Grinder? For shame!
I thought that everyone knew that the HAB doesn't grind their meat they beat it.

*laughs insanely* *wipes tears from eyes*

Ah... You da man, Tsyroc.

The Vodka Vindicator · Post by **The Vodka Vindicator** » 2004-12-19 08:29pm

wouldn't it be a bit hard to get info from someone screaming in pain after their balls were put in the grinder?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-12-19 09:14pm

HemlockGrey wrote:First they came for the inactive members, and I did not speak up, for I was not an inactive members.

Then they came for the spammers, and I did not speak up, for I was not a spammer.

Then they came for the newbies, and I did not speak up, for I was not a newbie.

Then they came for the low-post count members, and I did not speak up, for I did not have a low post count.

And then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up.

Yup, that's right: the plan is to kill the spammers first, the newbies second, the low postcount people third, and then ... HemlockGrey.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-12-19 09:18pm

Dalton wrote: Christ, I'll do it now if it'll shut ya up.

Hey, I only bring it up because she won't shut up mentioning it to me.

Thanks anyway.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-12-19 09:46pm

Arrow Mk84 wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:The People's Museum of Heroic Vehicles only employs devices for the purpose of questioning, our meat grinders accommodate limbs and genitals only.
Dude, that made my nuts hurts!

There are no Pain enducing HAB telepaths. Nothing to see here. Move along to your assigned re-education camp.

CDS · Post by **CDS** » 2004-12-19 09:58pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote: Christ, I'll do it now if it'll shut ya up.
Hey, I only bring it up because she won't shut up mentioning it to me. Thanks anyway.

Shut yer moaning!!

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2004-12-19 10:53pm

Darth Wong wrote: Yup, that's right: the plan is to kill the spammers first, the newbies second, the low postcount people third, and then ... HemlockGrey.

Yes, victory! I live! (Postcount +1)

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-12-19 11:14pm

*deep in the dumping vats beneath the SDN megalopilis, a lone figure stirs a vat, whistling gently to himself* Oh yessss..... yesss..... what a lovely tea party we will have....

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-12-20 12:09am

What a lovely birthday present, even if a bit late. *smiles wickedly*

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-12-20 12:18am

Poor fucking zero posters, they never had a chance!

*sheds a tear*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-12-20 12:20am

Jon wrote:Poor fucking zero posters, they never had a chance!

*sheds a tear*

Just think of it as natural selection.

They did not reach acceptable standards for existence, their demise was inevitable.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-12-20 12:28am

Mmm.... Blood....

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-12-20 12:31am

Gandalf wrote: Just think of it as natural selection.

They did not reach acceptable standards for existence, their demise was inevitable.

We all came from those humble roots... I will grieve in my own way.

s'all good

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-20 12:34am

You mean that you had a postcount of 0 for at least 2 months? I know I didn't.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-12-20 12:40am

Pcm979 wrote:You mean that you had a postcount of 0 for at least 2 months? I know I didn't.

Um er... er...

*hides*

Can't you see I'm already suffering tremendous amounts of grief over our recent loss, all those innocents --->

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-12-20 12:43am

Jon wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:You mean that you had a postcount of 0 for at least 2 months? I know I didn't.
Um er... er...

*hides*

Can't you see I'm already suffering tremendous amounts of grief over our recent loss, all those innocents --->

You're faking it like a ten dollar whore given a hundred dollar bill.

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2004-12-20 01:05am

Ah, the slaughter before X-mas. Let all of us who were spared from the wrath of the giant meat grinder rejoice and hope we are so lucky again the next time around.

The Vodka Vindicator · Post by **The Vodka Vindicator** » 2004-12-20 03:24pm

Darth Wong wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:First they came for the inactive members, and I did not speak up, for I was not an inactive members.

Then they came for the spammers, and I did not speak up, for I was not a spammer.

Then they came for the newbies, and I did not speak up, for I was not a newbie.

Then they came for the low-post count members, and I did not speak up, for I did not have a low post count.

And then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up.
Yup, that's right: the plan is to kill the spammers first, the newbies second, the low postcount people third, and then ... HemlockGrey.

Heh. So he confesses to it...

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2004-12-20 05:33pm

Zaia wrote:Oooh, can we recalibrate postcounts now too? Please?

Just when I've clawed my way up from 'annoying nonentity' to 'fringe nuisance'?
NO WAY IN HELL!!!
*hugs his his postcount protectively*

I was tempted to state 'You can have my postcount when you take it from my cold, dead fingers' but given the number of 'You're ON!' responses that would have generated...