Nazis are back and you HAVE TO CHOOSE!

OT: anything goes!

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Make your choise

Sex with a man
22
36%
sex with your sister
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64%
 
Total votes: 61

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The freakish question I'm surprised no one asked is are the Nazis supplying the lube? And are they going to force foreplay?
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

Ill call up a male from gale. they at least know how to make it good =p
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I'm not touching my sister, even though she's nice. I'm also not bending over, so one of those Nazis better like that sort of thing.
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I honestly do not know. I'd like to think that if I had a sister I would be perverse enough to want to do it with her, but since I don't and practically puke if I think about anything like that with my brother, I'd probably do another guy,

And fuck all you pussies that want to evade the dilemma. :P

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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Can it not be a cousin? I have a really nice cousin.
Can I have your cousin?:P
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Post by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman »

CDiehl wrote:I'm not touching my sister, even though she's nice. I'm also not bending over, so one of those Nazis better like that sort of thing.
Well, in the OP the Nazis doesn't specifically mention that you have to be the receiving end, so you can still fucking with a man while living up to your principles.
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Post by Kamakazie Sith »

Sex with a man. I would not have sex with my own sister. The thought is unbelievably repulsive. So repulsive that Superman will be receiving a glowing green christmas gift. You've gone too far this time. :evil:
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i find incest with a sibling repulsive. a distant cousin. . . .maybe. if i were forced. so ready up the buttsecks. provided the man in question doesn't resemble ron jeremy or otherwise have a hair rug covering his entire body i'd consider it at the very least.
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Post by Robert Walper »

Hardly a difficult choice. Sister hands down. I don't have one, so this newly created sister will hopefully be hot.
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What kind of man-on-man action are we talking about here? If I'm going to have to be anally violated, fuggetdaboutit, and sorry sis. But if I was the anal violator, I could live with it, and that would definitely be preferable to boning my frigging sister.
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Post by J »

Well...this is easy enough. Sex with another man, and I choose my BF to be that man, and we all live happily ever after. :D

Though if I don't have a choice in the man I'd lean towards having sex with my sister.
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Post by Pcm979 »

I think it's safe to say that for straight women the question would be sex with your brother or another woman.
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Pcm979 wrote:I think it's safe to say that for straight women the question would be sex with your brother or another woman.
Hell that's still easier then for the guys.

It should be for women...sex with your kid brother or...I dunno your dad.

I've seen more women bi-curious enough that saying sex with your brother or another WOMAN!!!....and the woman gets chosen easily.
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Post by Pcm979 »

Point.

The Nazis win either way, though. :lol:
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Post by aerius »

jmac wrote:Though if I don't have a choice in the man I'd lean towards having sex with my sister.
Bring on the lesbian loving! :D
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Pcm979 wrote:What if it was *you* being buttseckzed?
Fine with me. My ass will heal. The emotional scars from fucking my sister may not. I'll take it in the ass lubeless befoe I fuck my sister. Are you KIDDING ME?!
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

Chardok said:
My ass will heal. The emotional scars from fucking my sister may not.
While not critiquing your choice you are being forced by Nazis to have sex against your will. I think emotional scarring is included.
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Just playing Devil's Advocate.
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Imperial Overlord wrote:Chardok said:
My ass will heal. The emotional scars from fucking my sister may not.
While not critiquing your choice you are being forced by Nazis to have sex against your will. I think emotional scarring is included.
And you'll have the emotional scarring of benig forced to fuck your sister too, as well as the ickiness inherent to the situation.
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Post by speaker-to-trolls »

Gonna have to go with the buttsex option on this one. Even if I'm on the recieving end (though I will try my damndest to get them to let me be on the giving end) I would prefer that to sex with my sister.

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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I don't have a sister.

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Fuck.
I swear to Zod, if Rob doesn't FUQ this. :lol:

Seeing how I've already had sex with my sister (long fucking story)...
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Post by Queeb Salaron »

My sister's ugly.

And those military-types get me all randy.

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Post by Zaia »

Ghost Rider wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:I think it's safe to say that for straight women the question would be sex with your brother or another woman.
Hell that's still easier then for the guys.
Why would you think it would be easier for a straight woman to sleep with another woman than a straight man to sleep with another man? :?
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Post by aerius »

Zaia wrote:Why would you think it would be easier for a straight woman to sleep with another woman than a straight man to sleep with another man? :?
Would porno movies lie to me? :P
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My sisters are 1.) 19 and not *that* attractive, and 2.) not quite 7. So that's a big HELL NO. If it was my cousin Mary, on the other hand, oh yeah. She's fucking smokin. Unless the guy happens to be Talen. Bring it on then :twisted: .
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