Nazis are back and you HAVE TO CHOOSE!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-12-16 08:05pm

OK, terrible news. The Nazis are back and they have you and your family at gun point. They will kill everyone but YOU can stop it. You have to make a choice. They tell you that you can either have sex with your sister OR sex with another man. If you don't choose, they kill your entire family. Which is it?

Keep in mind, this question is mostly directed toward straight males.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-12-16 08:08pm

Can it not be a cousin? I have a really nice cousin.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-12-16 08:09pm

No, the only way you can stop it is by sex with your sister OR a man. Which will you choose?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-12-16 08:11pm

I don't have a sister.

...

Fuck.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-12-16 08:11pm

No, for the purposes of this, you have a sister.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-12-16 08:13pm

I prefer a woman...so my imaginary sister...who in this twisted fantasy will look like Britney Spears for the heck of it.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-12-16 08:14pm

My sister is going to have to spread em and take it. I'll promise her it won't take me long.

Now if the other guy were Ghostrider then my sister is safe. *Smooch* sugar britches.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-16 08:14pm

So, sex with a woman I've never met before who will magically disappear?

How is that different from regular one-night-stands?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-12-16 08:15pm

Maybe I should have said your own mother. No, for this YOU HAVE A SISTER.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-12-16 08:17pm

Superman wrote:No, for the purposes of this, you have a sister.

She'd better be damn hot, but all the same, I'd do it anyway. It's not really wrong given the chance of producing a bouncing baby is low and genetic impairment doesn't leap on a single incestual occurrence.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-12-16 08:18pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Superman wrote:No, for the purposes of this, you have a sister.
She'd better be damn hot, but all the same, I'd do it anyway. It's not really wrong given the chance of producing a bouncing baby is low and genetic impairment doesn't leap on a single incestual occurrence.

Just what ARE the chances of having some mongoloid child with your sibling? Is it really a given or an old wives tale like the hairy palms?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-12-16 08:21pm

Stravo wrote:
Just what ARE the chances of having some mongoloid child with your sibling? Is it really a given or an old wives tale like the hairy palms?

It's bullshit.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-12-16 08:22pm

Stravo wrote:My sister is going to have to spread em and take it. I'll promise her it won't take me long.

Now if the other guy were Ghostrider then my sister is safe. *Smooch* sugar britches.

Oh you bitch you

If the other man was my snoogums Stravo, I know I would give him the bestest ride of his life

Lord Woodlouse · Post by **Lord Woodlouse** » 2004-12-16 08:24pm

u COUKD DO MY SISTER OF FORCED. She haav w nice boobs.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-12-16 08:25pm

Describe these boobs.

Lord Woodlouse · Post by **Lord Woodlouse** » 2004-12-16 08:27pm

Superman wrote:Describe these boobs.

Actually, me been at paety. But nonethe;less y sister jabe big boobs.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-12-16 08:27pm

Lord_Woodlouse wrote:u COUKD DO MY SISTER OF FORCED. She haav w nice boobs.

Tsk, lower the med dosage.

Lord Woodlouse · Post by **Lord Woodlouse** » 2004-12-16 08:28pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Lord_Woodlouse wrote:u COUKD DO MY SISTER OF FORCED. She haav w nice boobs.
Tsk, lower the med dosage.

Chritmas paty. Me nptm as bad as I sseem

Big Phil · Post by **Big Phil** » 2004-12-16 08:28pm

If my mythical sister looked anything like some of my cousins, I'd do her twice. Even if she were ugly, at least she's still female.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-12-16 08:30pm

Lord_Woodlouse wrote:
Chritmas paty. Me nptm as bad as I sseem

So long as you have enough cognitive power to breath, so be it.

I, for one, would pay to see Ghost Rider give Stravo a good seeing to.

Lord Woodlouse · Post by **Lord Woodlouse** » 2004-12-16 08:32pm

Evn so. borth my sisters havw huge boobs, Maybe ironic?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-12-16 08:44pm

Woodlouse, my email is [email protected]. I expect pics.

Predator · Post by **Predator** » 2004-12-16 09:49pm

So far as I know, I dont have a sister, though I'll probably find out when I track down the other half of my family in Australia at some point next year, finances permitting.

I would say probably sister, but not having/not knowing a sister makes it easier than if I'd grown up with them, I'd imagine.

Were the question changed to mother, I'd choose a man - a really, really convincing hormone-treated-since-a-young-age-post-op-sex-changed man.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-12-16 09:51pm

Why isn't "Pull out a shotgun and waste those Nazi cocksuckers" on the poll?

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-12-16 09:55pm

Keep in mind, this question is mostly directed toward straight males

What, no love for the lesbians? [/quote]

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