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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-05 11:58pm
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Commander Riker, does your mother do anal? This is a very important question. For science.



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 12:29am
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Commander Riker, would you rather have minions or henchmen?
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Subordinates.

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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on trigger guards?
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What the hell is a trigger guard?

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Commander Riker, does your mother do anal? This is a very important question. For science.
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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 12:58am
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Commander Riker, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 01:11am
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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about an experiment with time travel and a shark?



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Commander Riker, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about an experiment with time travel and a shark?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 02:53am
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Commander Riker, why does Doctor Crusher - as the one who gives you regular physical checkups - does not believe your claim on the previous page?



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Commander Riker, why does Doctor Crusher - as the one who gives you regular physical checkups - does not believe your claim on the previous page?


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Well, Doctor Crusher isn't entirely honest about HERSELF either.



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 05:05am
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Elaborate.



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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 05:41am
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Elaborate.


That's not really a "soup" question, now is it?



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 09:14am
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Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 09:48am
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Commander Riker, does it make you happy or unhappy to be addressed as "Number One" instead of in more conventional modes such as "Commander" or "Commander Riker," or for that matter "William?"



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Commander Riker, can I call you Bill or Billy?



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Commander Riker, is Readybrek central eating for kids?



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 10:34am
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Commander Riker, have you slept with more women than Tiger Woods?



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 11:57am
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Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?

Both.
Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher? :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 01:06pm
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Thanas wrote:
Elaborate.


That's not really a "soup" question, now is it?


I don't know what a soup question is, but I will have my questions answered by threat of OPPRESSION.



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Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 02:11pm
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Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?
Bear in mind, Uraniun, that Starfleet ships are notorious for their lack of plumbing facilities. Starfleet regulations may be fairly merciful on this issue.



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 02:16pm
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Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?

Ask him to turn his universal translator off before talking to him.



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-06 02:18pm
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Only Commander Riker may answer. Everybody else will get oppressed.



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Elaborate.

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See that picture of her? She's stuffing her uniform like a turkey.

muse wrote:
Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?

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Commander Riker, does it make you happy or unhappy to be addressed as "Number One" instead of in more conventional modes such as "Commander" or "Commander Riker," or for that matter "William?"

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Don't really matter.

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Commander Riker, can I call you Bill or Billy?

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You can call me Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise.

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Commander Riker, is Readybrek central eating for kids?

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Ask me later.

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Commander Riker, have you slept with more women than Tiger Woods?

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What was the question?

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Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?


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Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher? :wink:

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Let me show you the last guy who asked this question. There's his head. You don't want to know what happened to the rest of him.

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Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?

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WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM!?



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Commander Ricker, when did you start wearing a corset?



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Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, how can I pull as much tail as you do? After I grow a beard, I mean.



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Commander Ricker, when did you start wearing a corset?

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Since I stopped giving a fuck and wore whatever I wanted.

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Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, how can I pull as much tail as you do? After I grow a beard, I mean.

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Commander Riker...where is Padme? Is she alright?



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