Commander Riker, does your mother do anal? This is a very important question. For science.

Subordinates.


What the hell is a trigger guard?


What is this, I don't even....

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"Please educate yourself before posting more."
----Sarevok, who really should have taken his own advice

Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about an experiment with time travel and a shark?

Next question.



Keep going...

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Commander Riker, why does Doctor Crusher - as the one who gives you regular physical checkups - does not believe your claim on the previous page?

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Well, Doctor Crusher isn't entirely honest about HERSELF either.

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Elaborate.

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Et si omnes ego non

That's not really a "soup" question, now is it?

Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?

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(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Commander Riker, does it make you happy or unhappy to be addressed as "Number One" instead of in more conventional modes such as "Commander" or "Commander Riker," or for that matter "William?"

Commander Riker, can I call you Bill or Billy?

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Soy un perdedor.
"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker

Commander Riker, is Readybrek central eating for kids?

Commander Riker, have you slept with more women than Tiger Woods?

Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher?

I don't know what a soup question is, but I will have my questions answered by threat of OPPRESSION.

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"You know, you insist government is depraved for not legislating against what we can see on newsstands, or what we can see in an art exhibit, or what we can burn in protest, or which sex we can have sex with, or a woman's right to choose, but don't you dare try to regulate this deadly weapon I have concealed on me, for that would encroach against my freedom!"
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Et si omnes ego non

Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?

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What is Project Zohar?
"On a serious note (well not really) I did sometimes jump in and rate nBSG episodes a '5' before the episode even aired or I saw it." - RogueIce explaining that episode ratings on SDN tv show threads are bunk

Bear in mind, Uraniun, that Starfleet ships are notorious for their lack of plumbing facilities. Starfleet regulations may be fairly merciful on this issue.

Ask him to turn his universal translator off before talking to him.

Only Commander Riker may answer. Everybody else will get oppressed.

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Et si omnes ego non

See that picture of her? She's stuffing her uniform like a turkey.






Don't really matter.



You can call me Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise.



Ask me later.



What was the question?



Let me show you the last guy who asked this question. There's his head. You don't want to know what happened to the rest of him.



WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM!?

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Commander Ricker, when did you start wearing a corset?

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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid

'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor

Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, how can I pull as much tail as you do? After I grow a beard, I mean.

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"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker

Since I stopped giving a fuck and wore whatever I wanted.



Dunno, it just comes naturally for me.

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Commander Riker...where is Padme? Is she alright?