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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby General Zod » 2010-08-05 11:58pm

Commander Riker, does your mother do anal? This is a very important question. For science.
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Postby Instant Sunrise » 2010-08-06 12:29am

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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Ilya Muromets » 2010-08-06 12:58am

Commander Riker, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Dragon Angel » 2010-08-06 01:11am

Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about an experiment with time travel and a shark?
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Postby Instant Sunrise » 2010-08-06 02:08am

Ilya Muromets wrote:Commander Riker, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Thanas » 2010-08-06 02:53am

Commander Riker, why does Doctor Crusher - as the one who gives you regular physical checkups - does not believe your claim on the previous page?
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2010-08-06 03:30am

Thanas wrote:Commander Riker, why does Doctor Crusher - as the one who gives you regular physical checkups - does not believe your claim on the previous page?


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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Thanas » 2010-08-06 05:05am

Elaborate.
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Postby Lonestar » 2010-08-06 05:41am

Thanas wrote:Elaborate.


That's not really a "soup" question, now is it?
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby muse » 2010-08-06 09:14am

Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Simon_Jester » 2010-08-06 09:48am

Commander Riker, does it make you happy or unhappy to be addressed as "Number One" instead of in more conventional modes such as "Commander" or "Commander Riker," or for that matter "William?"

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Postby The Spartan » 2010-08-06 09:56am

Commander Riker, can I call you Bill or Billy?
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Postby El Moose Monstero » 2010-08-06 10:11am

Commander Riker, is Readybrek central eating for kids?
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby aerius » 2010-08-06 10:34am

Commander Riker, have you slept with more women than Tiger Woods?
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby eion » 2010-08-06 11:57am

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eion wrote:Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?

Both.
Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher? :wink:

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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Thanas » 2010-08-06 01:06pm

Lonestar wrote:
Thanas wrote:Elaborate.


That's not really a "soup" question, now is it?


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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Uraniun235 » 2010-08-06 01:11pm

Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Simon_Jester » 2010-08-06 02:11pm

Uraniun235 wrote:Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?
Bear in mind, Uraniun, that Starfleet ships are notorious for their lack of plumbing facilities. Starfleet regulations may be fairly merciful on this issue.

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Postby Manus Celer Dei » 2010-08-06 02:16pm

muse wrote:Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?

Ask him to turn his universal translator off before talking to him.
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Thanas » 2010-08-06 02:18pm

Only Commander Riker may answer. Everybody else will get oppressed.
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2010-08-06 02:47pm

Thanas wrote:Elaborate.

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See that picture of her? She's stuffing her uniform like a turkey.

muse wrote:Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?

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Simon_Jester wrote:Commander Riker, does it make you happy or unhappy to be addressed as "Number One" instead of in more conventional modes such as "Commander" or "Commander Riker," or for that matter "William?"

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Don't really matter.

The Spartan wrote:Commander Riker, can I call you Bill or Billy?

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El Moose Monstero wrote:Commander Riker, is Readybrek central eating for kids?

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Ask me later.

aerius wrote:Commander Riker, have you slept with more women than Tiger Woods?

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What was the question?

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eion wrote:Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?


Both.
Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher? :wink:

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Uraniun235 wrote:Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?

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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Big Orange » 2010-08-06 02:48pm

Commander Ricker, when did you start wearing a corset?
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby The Spartan » 2010-08-06 02:52pm

Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, how can I pull as much tail as you do? After I grow a beard, I mean.
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2010-08-06 02:59pm

Big Orange wrote:Commander Ricker, when did you start wearing a corset?

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Since I stopped giving a fuck and wore whatever I wanted.

The Spartan wrote:Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, how can I pull as much tail as you do? After I grow a beard, I mean.

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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Postby El Moose Monstero » 2010-08-06 04:00pm

Commander Riker...where is Padme? Is she alright?
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