Best Movie One Liners.

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2005-11-06 07:07pm

"Losers say try your best. Winners come home and date the prom queen."

Captain John Patrick Mason, Her Majesty's Special Air Service. (Sean Connery, "The Rock" : 1996).

Pint0 Xtreme · Post by **Pint0 Xtreme** » 2005-11-06 07:16pm

brianeyci wrote:"Losers say try your best. Winners come home and date the prom queen."

Captain John Patrick Mason, Her Majesty's Special Air Service. (Sean Connery, "The Rock" : 1996).

Actually, it's "Losers try their best. Winners come home and fuck the prom queen."

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2005-11-06 07:19pm

Pint0 Xtreme wrote:
brianeyci wrote:"Losers say try your best. Winners come home and date the prom queen."

Captain John Patrick Mason, Her Majesty's Special Air Service. (Sean Connery, "The Rock" : 1996).
Actually, it's "Losers try their best. Winners come home and fuck the prom queen."

Blame the edited for TV version.

Brian

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2005-11-06 07:39pm

Pint0 Xtreme wrote:
brianeyci wrote:"Losers say try your best. Winners come home and date the prom queen."

Captain John Patrick Mason, Her Majesty's Special Air Service. (Sean Connery, "The Rock" : 1996).
Actually, it's "Losers try their best. Winners come home and fuck the prom queen."

The proper quote is "Your best? Losers always whine about 'their best'. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Post by **Vympel** » 2005-11-06 07:45pm

"See you at the party Richter!" *Arnie throwing Michael Ironsides dismembered arms away*

"Benny! SCREEEEWWWWWWWWWWW YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"

"Hey, Killian! Here is Sub-Zero. Now ... plain zero!"

"Remember how I said I would kill you last?"

...

"I lied."

"Stick around."

Anyone getting a theme here?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2005-11-06 07:53pm

"I'll be back."

C'mon, I may have watched The Terminator on DVD last night and T3 on TV just before, but that's the most famous one-liner ever.

Anything said by Ah-nuld or James Bond that consists of one line is great.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2005-11-06 07:54pm

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"You are one ugly motherfucker."

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2005-11-06 07:54pm

Okay, point taken peeps, I'll make sure when I quote

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"You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot: give the people what they want!"

Commander James Bond, Secret Intelligence Service 'MI6'. (Pierce Brosnan, "Tomorrow Never Dies" : 1997).

Yes I have a hard on for Brits : they have the best voices.

<edit>

Our favourite California Governor wrote:"Hey, Killian! Here is Sub-Zero. Now ... plain zero!"

The coolness of that one nearly overrides my hard on for British voices... nearly.</edit>

Brian

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2005-11-06 08:01pm

"Trop tard, Fronsac; la bete est immortelle maintenant."
"Elle, peut-etre. Pas toi."

Translation:

"Too late, Fronsac; the beast is immortal now."
"Maybe. But you're not."
- Le Pacte des Loups (Brotherhood of the Wolf)

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2005-11-06 08:03pm

The Man With No Name wrote:There are two kinds of people in this world...those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2005-11-06 08:04pm

"I think he got the point."

"He got the boot."

"Play it again, Sam."

"I discovered it had a crush on me."

"They'll print anything these days."

"If it's 69, you were expecting me."

"Having trouble keeping it up, Q?"

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing."

"Shocking. Positively shocking."

And of course, the best one: "Bond... James Bond."

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2005-11-06 08:07pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
The Man With No Name wrote:There are two kinds of people in this world...those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

"One bastard goes in, another comes out."
-Tuco, GBU

"I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise."
-Tuco... again.

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2005-11-06 08:13pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:"Having trouble keeping it up, Q?"

"Like hell."

Captain Jean-Luc Picard, United Federation of Planets Starfleet. (Patrick Stewart, "Star Trek the Next Generation : Yesterday's Enterprise" : 1989.)

<edit>whops they're all James Bond lol, I'm almost certain a Voyager episode had the exact fucking line in it</edit>

"Bond... James Bond."

Good, many British voices to whack off to tonight lol.

Brian

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2005-11-06 08:16pm

Not really a one liner but honestly put the chills up my spine every time i hear it

Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2005-11-06 08:21pm

"I admire its purity. A survivor. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality."

...

"I won't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies."

Ash had the best one-liners in Alien by far.

Julhelm · Post by **Julhelm** » 2005-11-06 08:41pm

"What did you do to Sully?" "I let him go"

"Let off some steam Bennett"

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired"

Meeper · Post by **Meeper** » 2005-11-06 08:50pm

Fatima Blush: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.
James Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.

Not the best movie of them all, but one of the best lines.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-11-06 08:50pm

"You gotta be fucking kidding..."

Palmer, The Thing.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-11-06 08:52pm

"Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back." - Ghostbusters

"Hey Sean, how's your dead son?" - Face/Off

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-11-06 09:07pm

"Get away from her you BITCH!!!"- Ellen Ripley, Aliens

"When you have to shoot, shoot; don't talk." - Tuco, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2005-11-06 09:24pm

"You would need three promotions to get to be an asshole."
Sergeant Toomey, Biloxi Blues

"I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round trough a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go hump somebody else's leg, mudface, before I push yours in."
Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway,Heartbreak Ridge

" We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Clark Griswald,National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"
Clark Griswald,National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you'll tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."
Vincenzo Coccotti. True Romance

And my favorite

" You see that? *Slam* That smarts, doesn't it - to get slammed in the nose. f*cks you all up. Get that pain shooting through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get, and it won't ever get that good again."
Vincenzo Coccotti. True Romance

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-11-06 09:26pm

Khyron, I think it's best I mention the Clark Griswold rant you forgot:

"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!" - Vacation.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-11-06 09:28pm

"My dear Mr. Forsyth, it is my great pleasure to inform you that you are, in fact, correct. The slave fortress in Sierra Leone does not exist." -Captain Fitzgerald, Amistad

"Lipstick? Lipstick? Heh, what craziness are you talking about woman? There is no lipstick."
"She wasn't kissing your face, my love." -Matrix Reloaded

"What do you want us to do?"
"Die. Die." -Independence Day

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2005-11-06 09:31pm

It can't be a one-liner if it's a paragraph long, people. Jesus, this should be obvious.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2005-11-06 09:33pm

"I don't know what's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is."
-Clark, The Thing

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