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[Enforcer Talen]

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[Knighthawk]

http://www.topsecrettraining.com/

friend sent me this. fear the amazing skills an unnamed liuetenant can teach you!

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Interesting...

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-K

[aerius]

If I had a dime for every time I saw one of these things I'd be rich. Yes there are shortcuts. Yes there are generalized techniques that will work under a wide range of conditions. Yes there are ways to learn, adapt, & apply techniques to changing situations. Instead of shelling out 90 bucks for a DVD set, just spend some quality time on SDF, read through all the threads, ask questions to clarify things, and in the end you'll be much better off.

[Petrosjko]

There is a point in the midst of all the macho bullshit. Attitude is an incredibly significant factor, the ability and willingness to drop into 'pit bull' mode is something that most people lack.

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[Executor32]

Wow, if I combine this with the Mr. Atlas muscle program, I can really kick the sand-kicker's ass!

[Queeb Salaron]

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[Gunhead]

"BAH! Your kung-fu is pigdung." "I am the master of the supadupaubertechnique of clobber a man from behind with a brick and run like hell."



-Gunhead

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

[Ghost Rider]

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Onto OT...where at least it fits the parameters.

[Enforcer Talen]

I dunno. we've put other bizarre things in slam before.

[Petrosjko]

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[Dalton]

He can make your kid smarter too!

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[Queeb Salaron]

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I'm sorry, was I talking aloud just then?

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[brianeyci]

Incredible “military tricks” that will take you from absolute rookie to a master of hand-to-hand combat in just a few short hours!

How to become relaxed, confident, and motivated every single training session!

Insider fighting secrets that only the most elite soldiers who have faced real combat could ever share with you!

How to absorb any, and I mean ANY, martial art or “fighting system” you want to learn…quickly and effortlessly!

The 9 “tactical” combat coordinates you must know to win a violent encounter with any attacker- including the horrendous “Hollywood” mistakes most people make that get them seriously hurt or killed! (Some of the “normal tendencies” you have are 100% wrong!)

The guaranteed, easiest, most effortless way to toss ANY man right on his head...and break his arm on the way down if you choose to do so!

Why a simple change in your “mindset” will mean the difference between being a victim…and being safe!

How to snatch a loaded gun right out of a "Gangsta's" hand so damn fast it will literally tear his trigger finger off! (and then how to cave his chest in without skipping a beat)

Single escape and takedown moves that require no strength whatsoever! (Perfect to teach your kids and wife…or to use when you’re hurt or attacked by bigger men!)

How to immediately win a fight if you find yourself on the ground, on your back, with a bigger opponent on top of you!

How to control the “shakes” and super-hot adrenaline dump that occurs during tense, violent situations! (You’ll be cool, smooth and effective no matter how confusing things get…just the opposite of how most men react!)

The one “basic” mistake even some cops and soldiers make (despite their expensive training) that erases their training advantage in a streetfight! (You’ll never fall victim to it yourself)

How to lock “new” combat information into your long-term memory and autonomic nervous systems!

How to “finish” a complicated situation (like the guard) with clever (yet simple) tactics that will guarantee you have complete control over your opponent!

And much, much, more…

ROTFL, Gogogogogog Lieutenant X sounds like you could kill the entire 101 Airborne in unarmed combat all together, what about special forces I bet JTF2's hip kick doesn't even faze you. Man, where were you when I was 6 and that bully broke my snowman, I could have broken his head even though I weighed under 100 pounds!

Brian