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Which series Has The Most Disfunctional Family?

The Simpsons
6
17%
Married With Children
13
36%
Titus
9
25%
Roseanne
1
3%
Dynasty
0
No votes
Dallas
2
6%
Malcom in the Middle
5
14%
 
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I thought about this today,in some tv shows there are disfunctinal families,either in drama or comedy,so the poll is which family is the most disfunctional?
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Wow....no Malcolm In The Middle? They've got some fucking issues there. :lol:
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Well the soaps obciously take it, and the most fucked up soap is Dark Shadows....

ok, witches, vs. vampires... (I'm sure that Anne Rice is pitching her "original " idea to one of the networks....
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I chose Married With Children of those presented. They were so hilariously fucked up at times...

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The comedies don't even compared to the soaps.

Nothing does...they are more inclined to fuck their brother...transgendered sister to gain the upper hand in the oil-fusion wars against the aliens. The comedies only joke about that garbage.
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Damaramu wrote:Wow....no Malcolm In The Middle? They've got some fucking issues there. :lol:
I knew i forgot something,is it too late to edit the poll? :oops:
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Ghost Rider wrote:The comedies don't even compared to the soaps.

Nothing does...they are more inclined to fuck their brother...transgendered sister to gain the upper hand in the oil-fusion wars against the aliens. The comedies only joke about that garbage.
Which is why I put darkshadows as the winner.

I mean the central plot line involves a vampire vs. a coven of witches in the same house!
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Uncle Merv ate them...
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I once caught a glimpse of something Days of our Lives or some shit like that, I thought it was a "soap opera" like with a lot of backstabbing and shit...
but then a villian fucking made one of his enemies drown by SHOOTING HER WITH A SATELLITE LASER. WTF is that?

I vote Married, I think.
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We forgot the Osbournes? Come now. Any family that gets group rates at detox clinics gets my vote. :)
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Queeb Salaron wrote:We forgot the Osbournes? Come now. Any family that gets group rates at detox clinics gets my vote. :)
Fictional families only,real life retards don't count :lol:
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I voted Titus, I loved that show. The father was... wow. :lol:
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I chose Titus because they have the most funniest dysfunctional family ever. 'Nuff said.
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