Hurricanes are God's punishment for voting Bush!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-09-22 11:09pm

See for yourself.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-09-22 11:13pm

If that Falwell guy can blame gay people for God allowing 9/11, this should convince someone at least.

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-09-22 11:15pm

oh, how I laughed!!!!

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-09-22 11:16pm

*points at Ivan thread, makes a little noise that sounds suspiciously like "resurrected storm of doom now heading for Texas"*

J · Post by J » 2004-09-22 11:17pm

On the bright side, at least we know where the next hurricane will hit...

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-09-22 11:20pm

Yeah, hur hur, they only moved the Frances track by 20 miles and the Ivan track by 100.

In other news: Ivan has curved all the way around and reorganized into a tropical storm in the Gulf. And Jeanne completed a loop and is coming toward Florida

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-09-22 11:33pm

fgalkin wrote:*snip*

So technically, this implies "God blows!", right? Or would that be "God sucks!" I guess both...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-09-22 11:41pm

There were Gore voters in the counties that voted Bush. Guess God is sloppy.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-09-22 11:42pm

Joe wrote:There were Gore voters in the counties that voted Bush. Guess God is sloppy.

If the Bible's any judgement on that, he just doesn't give a fuck.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2004-09-23 01:52am

But wait, hasn't Florida been in a drought recently? This could just be god-rewarding Republicans with a gift of rain.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-09-23 10:58am

Sea Skimmer wrote:But wait, hasn't Florida been in a drought recently? This could just be god-rewarding Republicans with a gift of rain.

Hurricanes are exactly the wrong way to do so, like killing a gnat with a hammer. Too much at once causes more damage than none for a while.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-09-23 11:05am

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:But wait, hasn't Florida been in a drought recently? This could just be god-rewarding Republicans with a gift of rain.
Hurricanes are exactly the wrong way to do so, like killing a gnat with a hammer. Too much at once causes more damage than none for a while.

This is the Biblical god we're talking about here, remember?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-09-23 11:23am

Durandal wrote: This is the Biblical god we're talking about here, remember?

Ah, yes. I forgot, a three year old has more sense and discipline than he...

J · Post by J » 2004-09-23 12:06pm

Perhaps building an ark would be a good idea...?

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-09-23 12:12pm

jmac wrote:Perhaps building an ark would be a good idea...?

Eh, I don't know. An Autobot Ark is quite expensive to build, after all.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2004-09-23 06:29pm

HA HA!! I had the same conclusion. (even though I don't believe God interferes) Karma is a bitch.

This can also be said about why the South gets the worst of the Hurricanes b/c of the Slave trade.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-09-23 08:30pm

Yeah that's funny, and I hate Bush and all, but that map's not accurate. You might want to check out Snopes before you post this stuff.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-09-23 09:10pm

The errors were probably intentional, because it wouldn't be amusing if it showed the hurricane going through the actual paths.

I'm guessing someone in the world, there's some nut in a backwoods shack looking at it and saying "I knew it! The hurricanes are a plot by liberals to steal Florida!"

Sharpshooter · Post by **Sharpshooter** » 2004-09-23 09:27pm

If there really is some force that's beating the shit out of Florida for political retribution, I say it's driven to do so because of the folks who voted Nader and for the FSC barring that movement to have him taken off the ballot.

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