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I had nothing to do with this, despite it being the kid I like to annoy. This other kid, Bobby, who also likes to fuck with Jesus Boy, started it as a political discussion about gay marriage.

Eventually the discussion turned into a ridiculously off-balance debate against the fundie, with the rest of the class completely confounded by his stupidity. Here is a few conversations I've had since getting home a few minutes ago.
Convo with AV wrote:PsygnisFive: jesus that was brilliant
SB Valdemar: Hmm?

PsygnisFive: in my last class today, there was a nice litle debate, mostly
the whole class versus one fundie kid,

about whether the bible is absoluely perfectly true, and should be law, or not.

PsygnisFive: the fundie kid said yes, ofcourse.

SB Valdemar: Oh my...

PsygnisFive: he was getting rather violent, too. very seriously look on his face, and was practically yelling

PsygnisFive: everyone else, even the "thugs" and religious kids with tattoos that say

"only god can judge me now" were saying "WTF is WRONG with you?!"

PsygnisFive: the fucking druggie stoners who fall alseep while driving were going "WTF is this shit.."

SB Valdemar: Haha, classic. I wish I could've seen it.

PsygnisFive: i wish i could have recorded it!

SB Valdemar: You need to in future.

PsygnisFive: i swear, i need to get a video camera and record my entire day

SB Valdemar: Heh, that's be interesting.

PsygnisFive: It started with the one kid, Bobby, saying to the fundie "Just because you dont like [gay marriage],

why does that mean it should be illegal?" and turned into a religious debate once the fundie said "because the bible says its wrong"

PsygnisFive: im posting this on the board, it's fucking classic

SB Valdemar: I'll await the results.

PsygnisFive: dude, the kid with the Only God Can Judge Me Now tattoo said to the fundie: "you sound like one of those islamic terrorists"

PsygnisFive: most of the time the class just gets irritated when we openly debate religion, but today made them all have a collective WTF

SB Valdemar: That's fucking minted!

PsygnisFive: minted?

SB Valdemar: Uh, class, cool, sorted, great.

PsygnisFive: ah, yes.

PsygnisFive: it was amazing. EVERYONE,

even the people you'd think would be religious, were just dumbfounded by this kids devotion to religion as law.

SB Valdemar: Heh, the blind to logic and reason.
Convo with Fundie wrote:PsygnisFive: That was classic.

You managed to polarize against you the opinions of an entire classroom full of people who usually don't like open religious debates.

Mouthpiece4jesus: get home?

Mouthpiece4jesus: o wrong person

Mouthpiece4jesus: polarize?

Mouthpiece4jesus: wut do u mean

Mouthpiece4jesus: wut od u mean?

Mouthpiece4jesus: *do

PsygnisFive: pretty much everyone had a collective WTF at your antics.

Usually they don't like people debating the validity of religion, but today you managed to get them to completely disagree with your stance.

PsygnisFive: Never before have I seen such a dichotomy, especially from our class. I applaud you.
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More from him:
Mouthpiece4jesus: why do u applause me?
PsygnisFive: Because you managed to make a fool of yourself infront of everyone.
Mouthpiece4jesus: they were the fools
Mouthpiece4jesus: i was speaking truth
Mouthpiece4jesus: they were speaking falsehoods
PsygnisFive: whatever you say, osama.
Mouthpiece4jesus: he is a muslim i am not
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and more
Mouthpiece4jesus: i will not stand idly anymore

when you or anyone else starts blaspheme my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and His Heavenly Father The Almighty God
Mouthpiece4jesus: that is all i have to say
Mouthpiece4jesus signed off at 5:03:17 PM.
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Well, "why do you applause me" was vaguely amusing.
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Mouthpiece4jesus: he is a muslim i am not
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kojikun wrote:and more
Mouthpiece4jesus: i will not stand idly anymore when you or anyone else starts blaspheme my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and His Heavenly Father The Almighty God
Mouthpiece4jesus: that is all i have to say
Mouthpiece4jesus signed off at 5:03:17 PM.
This seems to be kinda common. When someone blasphemes their lord, they cover their ears and run away. :P
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I think he's taken it upon himself to now debate with fervor ANYONE who says something religious he doesn't agree with.
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Mouthpiece4jesus: they were the fools
Ah, more evidence that fundies never take the time to read their own holy book.

Matthew, 5:22 (paraphrased): (Jesus talking) "...and if thou shalt say 'thou fool', thou shalt be in danger of eternal hellfire."

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The most basic assumption about the world is that it does not contradict itself.
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WP, since when are you a mod?
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Mouthpiece4jesus: i'm dropping physics
PsygnisFive: why?
Mouthpiece4jesus: because i want to
PsygnisFive: yeah but why are you droppnig physics?
PsygnisFive: what brought this on?
Mouthpiece4jesus: i don't get any of this bs math and i already have all my math credits
Mouthpiece4jesus: i mean science
Mouthpiece4jesus: but it is technically a math course
PsygnisFive: Probably a good idea. When we start talking about the big bang you might get an aneurism.
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Mouthpiece4jesus: big bang is a pile of crap, i don't care about it
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Howedar wrote:WP, since when are you a mod?
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Mouthpiece4jesus: i will not stand idly anymore when you or anyone else starts blaspheme my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and His Heavenly Father The Almighty God
Mouthpiece4jesus: that is all i have to say
Mouthpiece4jesus signed off at 5:03:17 PM.

He won't sit idly by in a discussion, but he'll gladly sign off to avoid a discussion. Talk about failing upwards. :roll:
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Howedar wrote:WP, since when are you a mod?
He was a Horseman before I got his job. :twisted:

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Mouthpiece4jesus
What a fitting name...

I'm sure he'd like to kneel for his Lord.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Post count +1
No, you do it like this:

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Who the fuck cares?

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