Sadly, by the time we'd stripped off our armour and deodourised, we'd missed the opening crawl, but the free popcorn was a plus.
So, first things first.
Yes, all the desert scenes look like you're wearing sunglasses, but hey, you're wearing sunglasses, so... what can you do? Post 3D darkens.
Anyhow, I found it looked quite nice in general*, though a couple of effects made me LOL in my chair.
The subtitles looked as though they were IN YOUR FACE (I'm talking people ducking as they appeared) Is this normal for 3D films? You could read the fucking things in braille!
Also, during the lightsaber fight in Theed, (specifically the bit on the catwalks) some AWESOME CAMERA FLARES jump out of the screen like... crazy fucked up camera flares.
The droids looked much more realistic, having apparent depth really made them look more like a physical item that had been filmed. Grudgingly, I'd even say that Jar-Jar binks looked better in 3D.
Actual physical details were superbly captured, even the pilling on Qui-Gon and Shmi's robes. I haven't seen the BD version yet, but I didn't notice the 'washed-out faces' thing that people complained about. You could see the stubble and pores on characters that had appeared clean-shaven and smooth-faced on the DVD.
As for highlights: The podrace looked alright, though the amount of motion made the 3D less effective. Spacebattles, however, absolutely shone. All views out of ship/fighter windows had amazing depth. The shot looking out of the blockade runner's window- looking toward the Lucrehulk, with turbolasers incoming- spectacular. The underwater sequence was beautiful, the fish gave things a nice pop. Darth Maul's little probe droids were quite nicely done.
All in all, I found the whole ordeal a fantastic treat for my eyes. Yes, it was TPM, but I can honestly say it's never looked so good. If this is the quality level we're to expect from the 3D re-re-rereleases, I can't wait for the trench run...
* Bear in mind that this was the first film I've seen in 3D, so my review is probably of little value.


