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A new Space Battle movie is out

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Come on, you can do better than that!

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Some of us are positively allergic to Spacebattles. So why don't you tell us a synopsis, and we feel it is worth the exposure, we'll click the link.
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Put some glows on. :wink:

http://www.warped3d.com/MEE3trailer.zip

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What do you need to play it as all i'm getting is the sound and no visuals. Not that just sound matters as the soundtrack is Metallica's version of the Imperial March and Metallica just Rock plain and simple.
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Since is SB and all bad things come from SB :D (Just kidding)
How *Relestic is it?

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2000AD wrote:What do you need to play it as all i'm getting is the sound and no visuals. Not that just sound matters as the soundtrack is Metallica's version of the Imperial March and Metallica just Rock plain and simple.
Woops looks like you are going to need an upgrade on your media player.
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Mr Bean wrote:Since is SB and all bad things come from SB :D (Just kidding)
How *Relestic is it?
Since the movies are made for entertainment only so don't expect it to be anything close to realistic.
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the trailer looks nice. If the Empire wins, I might give it a try even if it's no more realistic than Conquest.
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Treky Wank fest
The Defiant Strifes Three ISDs and kills them with one phaser blast
Also the Defiant Suddly goes into what I can only title Ultra Kill mode with thingys coming out of its side and shooting roughly thirty lasers in random directions
Also the scall on the models is way the heck off(Four TIE/IN are roughly the size of the Defiant and Voyager)


ISDs are the worst though they seem to only be carring one Gun turret

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Someone should go and make a realistic battle movie.
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Do you have any idea of the time to script, write and direct such a film?(Oh wait yes I do, heck I could do it)
The Artistic abilites and skinning knowledge you would need?(Nope Stick-figures is my best art :P )
And the spare computer/programs you would need to render it!?!(Next upgrades not for a few months woops oh well)
And the free time you would have to have?(hmm I qualify there...)

Well two out of four is not that bad... woops no wait it is...

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Cpt_Frank wrote:Someone should go and make a realistic battle movie.
Yes why don't you spend hundreds of $ and buy Lightwave/3D Max or any other software and spend years try to learn it. Then you will see how much fun it is. :roll: These people are making the movies just for fun you know. If they made the movies realistic they would be meaningless and dull to watch.
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The movies could be more realistic and still be entertaining. The Empire should have advantadges, though they shouldn't be as big as they are in reality.
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Just watched it. Is that something from B5 that the Imps are taking on?
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Entertament or not if you give the Defiant a super death spin move with roughly six times as many Phasers as its ever show to be able to shot them basicly neuter the ISD and give it ONE cannon, yeeesh

A Trecky Wank fest is not any form of Entertmanint allowed by law

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My point. Btw, yes, B5 is in there, too.
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Mr Bean wrote:Entertament or not if you give the Defiant a super death spin move with roughly six times as many Phasers as its ever show to be able to shot them basicly neuter the ISD and give it ONE cannon, yeeesh

A Trecky Wank fest is not any form of Entertmanint allowed by law
I think you should re-watch the movie again. The Defiant was a Shadow hybrid and those were not phasers.
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Then what pray tell where they?

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Mr Bean wrote:Then what pray tell where they?
More likely to be Shadow slicer beams by looking at those colors. Voyager had phasers, clearly seen those yellow beams.

Long time ago since i watch the movie.
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:x
Point stands a Hybrid Shadow/Federation Vessel?
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Oh and I did not even get into shield strength problems

The Voyager is able to take by the movie roughly four hits while covering that B5 ship
:shock:
See above about the Strafom ISDs which go boom after a single hit while the Voyager and B5 Ships seem to posses charater shields so strong either they are all Commanded by Kirk or we have a Wank Fest Going On.

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Hehe, you certainly qualify for having a lot of 'free time' when you can post statements crying about a fictional movie made for entertainment purposes by a fan. Well, this had made me laugh at least.

Good day. :)
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Be careful, do not fuck with Mr.Bean unless you are prepared to handle the consequences.
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Poor little Mr. Bean. The Empire loses, so he has to attack the "realism" of the movie, rather than to enjoy it for the effort that was put into it. What a wanker.
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Odd how SpaceBattlers are showing up.

I wonder if they will stay for debates.
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That little movie sure looked nice. I didn't see anything to get upset over. Some weird mishmash battle between Voyager, some shadow ships, and some weird Defiant/Shadow hybrid ship doing some fancy maneuvers, and an ISD and some Tie Interceptors, nobody even got blown up.
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