A new Space Battle movie is out
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Come on, you can do better than that!
Some of us are positively allergic to Spacebattles. So why don't you tell us a synopsis, and we feel it is worth the exposure, we'll click the link.
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What do you need to play it as all i'm getting is the sound and no visuals. Not that just sound matters as the soundtrack is Metallica's version of the Imperial March and Metallica just Rock plain and simple.
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Woops looks like you are going to need an upgrade on your media player.2000AD wrote:What do you need to play it as all i'm getting is the sound and no visuals. Not that just sound matters as the soundtrack is Metallica's version of the Imperial March and Metallica just Rock plain and simple.
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Treky Wank fest
The Defiant Strifes Three ISDs and kills them with one phaser blast
Also the Defiant Suddly goes into what I can only title Ultra Kill mode with thingys coming out of its side and shooting roughly thirty lasers in random directions
Also the scall on the models is way the heck off(Four TIE/IN are roughly the size of the Defiant and Voyager)
ISDs are the worst though they seem to only be carring one Gun turret
The Defiant Strifes Three ISDs and kills them with one phaser blast
Also the Defiant Suddly goes into what I can only title Ultra Kill mode with thingys coming out of its side and shooting roughly thirty lasers in random directions
Also the scall on the models is way the heck off(Four TIE/IN are roughly the size of the Defiant and Voyager)
ISDs are the worst though they seem to only be carring one Gun turret
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Do you have any idea of the time to script, write and direct such a film?(Oh wait yes I do, heck I could do it)
The Artistic abilites and skinning knowledge you would need?(Nope Stick-figures is my best art
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And the spare computer/programs you would need to render it!?!(Next upgrades not for a few months woops oh well)
And the free time you would have to have?(hmm I qualify there...)
Well two out of four is not that bad... woops no wait it is...
The Artistic abilites and skinning knowledge you would need?(Nope Stick-figures is my best art

And the spare computer/programs you would need to render it!?!(Next upgrades not for a few months woops oh well)
And the free time you would have to have?(hmm I qualify there...)
Well two out of four is not that bad... woops no wait it is...
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Yes why don't you spend hundreds of $ and buy Lightwave/3D Max or any other software and spend years try to learn it. Then you will see how much fun it is.Cpt_Frank wrote:Someone should go and make a realistic battle movie.

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Just watched it. Is that something from B5 that the Imps are taking on?
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Entertament or not if you give the Defiant a super death spin move with roughly six times as many Phasers as its ever show to be able to shot them basicly neuter the ISD and give it ONE cannon, yeeesh
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I think you should re-watch the movie again. The Defiant was a Shadow hybrid and those were not phasers.Mr Bean wrote:Entertament or not if you give the Defiant a super death spin move with roughly six times as many Phasers as its ever show to be able to shot them basicly neuter the ISD and give it ONE cannon, yeeesh
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Point stands a Hybrid Shadow/Federation Vessel?
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Oh and I did not even get into shield strength problems
The Voyager is able to take by the movie roughly four hits while covering that B5 ship

See above about the Strafom ISDs which go boom after a single hit while the Voyager and B5 Ships seem to posses charater shields so strong either they are all Commanded by Kirk or we have a Wank Fest Going On.
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Odd how SpaceBattlers are showing up.
I wonder if they will stay for debates.
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