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Shock and Awe in America: New Jersey Firebombed!

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[quote="Breaking news: U.S. F-16s unleash "shock and awe" on South Jersey"]

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I wish I was making that headline up:

A massive wildfire that has already burned thousands of acres in the Pinelands and forced the evacuation of residents in two towns likely started this afternoon when an F-16 fighter jet dropped flares as part of a maneuver over a gunnery range, New Jersey National Guard officials said tonight.

The fire, fueled by dry conditions and gusty winds, has already consumed more than 12,000 acres, almost 19 square miles, along the border of Ocean and Burlington counties. Several highways were closed and as many as 2,000 homes in Stafford and Barnegat townships, including several retirement communities, had been evacuated.


The Star-Ledger also reports:

The fire began on the Warren Grove Gunnery Range, a 9,400-acre area of hills, sandpits and scrub pines used for target practice by Air Force and Air National Guard units from around the East Coast.

National Guard officials said they were investigating how the flare, which in combat would cause a heat-seeking missile to miss an aircraft, was able to set off the blaze. Plante said investigators will have a better idea of the source of ignition once the fire is out.


The kicker, which isn't in the article but I just heard reported by Alan Chernoff on CNN, is that the Air Force is now knocking on doors in the endangered neighborhood, giving people money. In fact, he reported, they'll likely pay to replace people's homes if and when any are destroyed. Does that sounds familiar? Yup -- it's the exact same thing that we now do in Iraq and Afghanistan when we accidentially target civilians.

Over there, we've paid out $32 million for bombings and raids that in many cases unintentionally killed civilians; here, we could pay a lot more, even though hopefully there won't be any loss of life. I guess for South Jersey, it is a small and highly regrettable taste of what life is like in a war zone.

It would be hypocritical of me to criticize the Air Force for training in New Jersey -- not after writing articles questioning the laggard response to 9/11. But there's got to be a better way than testing flares over a parched forest, isn't there? Maybe one of my military readers can make sense of this.

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Renders the whole "We're attacking the Terrorists over there so they don't attack us over here" line pointless, doesn't it? :P
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They were potential terrorists :P
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Enforcer Talen wrote:They were potential terrorists :P
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We had to destroy New Jersey to save it.
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Happens from time to time. The USAF should do the right thing and use a couple of B-52s to blast firebreaks.
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I'm not really finding anything objectionable.

Is there anything to this other than

"ZOMG! The USAF started a fire accidentally!"
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Patrick Degan wrote:We had to destroy New Jersey
Corrected for accuracy. :D
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MKSheppard wrote:I'm not really finding anything objectionable.

Is there anything to this other than

"ZOMG! The USAF started a fire accidentally!"
Doesn't look like it... Deffinatly something to ponder...

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Didn't an F-16 strafe a primary school not to long ago in Jersey as well?

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Wait...there was a giant fire in my county and I didn't even know about it? I must live under a damn rock.
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Boyish-Tigerlilly wrote:Wait...there was a giant fire in my county and I didn't even know about it? I must live under a damn rock.
Yeah, called New Jersey.
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Well since Bush once said "You're either with us or with the terrorists", will America declare war on New Jersey?
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Cao Cao wrote:Well since Bush once said "You're either with us or with the terrorists", will America declare war on New Jersey?
New Jersey is a 'blue' state, so is it really an accident? :P
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Glocksman wrote: New Jersey is a 'blue' state, so is it really an accident? :P
I don't give a damn if it's an accident or not, it's a good start! :P
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That's why New Yorkers are so cranky-- the light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
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Maybe they're testing bombs that will explode in the exact size and shape of New Jersey.... personally I would've wished for Texas first, but...
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My god, the Jews are repeating their attack of 9/11!
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They have become confident; they dont need to pretend its an outside job anymore. >_>
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General Schatten wrote:Maybe they're testing bombs that will explode in the exact size and shape of New Jersey.... personally I would've wished for Texas first, but...
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finally, New Jersey will be destroyed..

on topic Its an accident, it happens, albeit, the wildfire should e out if thee rains hit the county. The big thing is that they launched a flare, dry conditions made a wildfire. man Ein, you could really make something called an overstatement.
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General Schatten wrote:Maybe they're testing bombs that will explode in the exact size and shape of New Jersey....
Question is, how would they know?
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I'm surprised the Pinelands are this dry; we had a really wet winter. At any rate, a bunch of thunderstorms blew through the other night and knocked down a lot of the fire; it went from 30% contained Wednesday afternoon to 70% contained Thursday morning, and now they're just looking for hot spots. It could have been a lot worse.
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RedImperator wrote:I'm surprised the Pinelands are this dry; we had a really wet winter. At any rate, a bunch of thunderstorms blew through the other night and knocked down a lot of the fire; it went from 30% contained Wednesday afternoon to 70% contained Thursday morning, and now they're just looking for hot spots. It could have been a lot worse.
Is the the 'Pine Barrens' mentioned in a lot of cheap thrillers as the burial grounds for the Philly mob?
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