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Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-12-11 10:17am

Stormbringer wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Steering is for those afraid of adventure.

This just proves that deep down inside, Skimmer is Zap Brannigan.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-12-12 12:55am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:I figure I might slip my own in as well since it doesn't look like anyone's gonna go for the FUQ. I got sigged by Rye for this one off in testing when someone posted a website by some anthro fundie. Real crazy shit.

Good Christians share their crack.
Oh, ya, I saw that. I think I was the scruffy-lookin nerfherder who posted that link to Hell...

No, that was IB. And coincidentally, Necronlord did it in another forum the same night.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-12-13 06:58am

Kuja wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh, ya, I saw that. I think I was the scruffy-lookin nerfherder who posted that link to Hell...
No, that was IB. And coincidentally, Necronlord did it in another forum the same night.

And it went down the next day. Coincidence?

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-12-14 03:17am

from here http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=58757

Durandal wrote:Labeling the motivations for the war numerically implies that they simultaneously co-exist in a list form. This is not the case. It would be more appropriate to treat the motivations as a football team roster -- Team Bullshit. For example, Weapon of Mass Destruction was the first-string quarterback.

But Weapons of Mass Destruction and Saddam Supports Al Qaeda (full-back) both sustained career-ending injury at the end of regular combat and could not lead the Bush administration into the occupation, that is, the play-offs.

So, Team Bullshit has been forced to play the second-string quarterback, Freeing The Iraqi People and the second-string full-back, Saddam Was An Evil Man. Saddam Was An Evil Man has proven a surprisingly effective pass-blocker. Even so, Team Bush's performance in the play-offs has been abysmal. Their offensive line is weak, and Team Facts has repeatedly broken through to sack the shit out of Freeing The Iraqi People. Star player on Team Facts, Iraqi Police Officers Are Afraid to Show Up For Work, has been responsible for record numbers of offensive yards lost by Team Bullshit.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-12-14 10:04am

Great find Ace

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-12-14 10:06am

Dalton wrote:Great find Ace

Whats intresting is that the archives hold a similer long RP post by Red Imp, but that one finshed off with a Thread Locked

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-14 02:33pm

From this thread:

Eleas wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: So when are we gonna' see Michael Wong's Guide to Anal Sex?
It would start out discussing fluid dynamics and tensile strength...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-12-14 05:54pm

Looking through past posts a bit...

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 67#1156667

CrimsonRaine wrote:For one, Red knows I'm on birth control for health reasons and being a woman, I'm guessing he understands that I menstrate.

However, my mother and I like to embarass him. Sometimes I won't warn him for that sake. It makes him squirm like babies on spikes.

I love this sort of thing.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-12-17 05:10am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Why the fuck does SW have to have gay people? It isnt a series about social commentary, and just because it is advanced does not mean that it has a ratio of gays to straights that is statistically high. Star Wars is about light and dark, good and evil, life and death, treachery and redemption. As well as monsters and spaceships. It only needs one gay character, and that is C3PO, and he does the job marvelously.

From here.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-18 09:55am

This is from Are there any Star Wars vs. Star Trek topics left? thread.

Pcm979 wrote:It would depend highly on the morphology of Gungan Wangs. Barbed? Streamlined? Retractable? Or do they go for the age-old "Masturbate onto a collection of eggs" method, which might mean that he has no wang at all; In that case, it becomes fairly one-sided.

Mind you, the original purpose of the said thread was to question whether there is anything left to discuss in STvsSW topic. Frankly, though, I simply have no idea how did this thread turn into perverted discussions lately, nor do I know who was the pervert responsible for starting such discussion on the first place :whistling innocently:

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-12-19 02:57pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
Aya wrote:Random event of the night: I had a tampon/panties fight with Angel, who I'm sure is the evilest girl I have ever met.
My friend, you are quite possibly in the largest Friends Zone known to mankind. In fact, I believe that if you were to stand next to the most skilled pick up artist on the planet, he would be drained of all his powers simply by his proximity to you, much in the same way a black hole devours even light.

One of the funniest quotes ever

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-12-19 05:18pm

From the December 2004 Purge thread:

Tsyroc wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:You mean the HAB doesn't have an even gianter Meat Grinder? For shame!
I thought that everyone knew that the HAB doesn't grind their meat they beat it.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-12-19 06:08pm

Dalton's got more than enough nominations for his next update, and as he's going to rework how the submissions work, this thread is locked and any other threads that pop up for FUQ nominations will be locked as well.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-12-20 01:22pm

The FUQ has been updated. A new submissions thread will be opened soon.