All you FUQs HERE

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-12-03 03:23pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Dalton wrote:Hey Frank, isn't there a term for that?
erm red wings

Thanks Colin, that's what I was looking for...

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-12-03 10:59pm

Any chance there will be a FUQ update soon, so I can lock this fucker and we can move onto another FUQ nomination thread that will contain MUCH LESS CONVERSATION? *glowers at the SD.net collective*

*clears throat* So, um, yeah. Just curious.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-12-03 11:02pm

*locks the thread door and barricades the room with a machine gun nest*

"Yarr mateys, we ain't leaving this room till I get FUQed!"

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2004-12-03 11:56pm

Zaia wrote:Any chance there will be a FUQ update soon, so I can lock this fucker and we can move onto another FUQ nomination thread that will contain MUCH LESS CONVERSATION? *glowers at the SD.net collective*

Never.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2004-12-04 03:32am

NecronLord wrote:
Stravo wrote:What precisely was Leia's rank in the Rebellion?
Pin up.

From the Starcrossed thread.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-12-04 03:35am

Col. Crackpot wrote:from the modern art is crap (and piss) thread

Exactly where is this thread? I'd like to see it.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-12-04 03:37am

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:from the modern art is crap (and piss) thread
Exactly where is this thread? I'd like to see it.

N&P

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-04 04:48am

From Here.

Petrosjko wrote:Y'know, during these lulls where we're waiting for NecronLord to answer somebody's question, I get possessed by the damnedest urge to do something completely off the wall, like have Prius jump up and shout "I can feel the spirit of the Emperor in my pants!"

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-04 04:49am

Zaia wrote:Any chance there will be a FUQ update soon, so I can lock this fucker and we can move onto another FUQ nomination thread that will contain MUCH LESS CONVERSATION? *glowers at the SD.net collective*

*clears throat* So, um, yeah. Just curious.

I don't mind conversations while or after FUQing, as long as they're sufficiently inducing to FUQ again. After all, isn't that true that good conversation usually ends up with FUQing?

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-04 05:02am

Pcm979 wrote:From Here.
Petrosjko wrote:Y'know, during these lulls where we're waiting for NecronLord to answer somebody's question, I get possessed by the damnedest urge to do something completely off the wall, like have Prius jump up and shout "I can feel the spirit of the Emperor in my pants!"

And I was being fairly minimalist with that quote. Visions of pelvic thrusts and stripteases were coming to mind.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-04 05:23am

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:I don't mind conversations while or after FUQing, as long as they're sufficiently inducing to FUQ again. After all, isn't that true that good conversation usually ends up with FUQing?

Unless, of course, the conversation is entirely geared towards getting FUQed, in which case there's no FUQing chance.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-04 05:41am

Pcm979 wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:I don't mind conversations while or after FUQing, as long as they're sufficiently inducing to FUQ again. After all, isn't that true that good conversation usually ends up with FUQing?
Unless, of course, the conversation is entirely geared towards getting FUQed, in which case there's no FUQing chance.

Except, maybe, if both parties involved in the conversation are desperate to get FUQed, where in most cases they will end up FUQing each other.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-04 05:47am

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:I don't mind conversations while or after FUQing, as long as they're sufficiently inducing to FUQ again. After all, isn't that true that good conversation usually ends up with FUQing?
Unless, of course, the conversation is entirely geared towards getting FUQed, in which case there's no FUQing chance.
Except, maybe, if both parties involved in the conversation are desperate to get FUQed, where in most cases they will end up FUQing each other.

But what if one of the parties had been FUQed alot recently and would need some extra-special persuasion to allow itself to be FUQed again so soon after?

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-04 05:54am

Pcm979 wrote:But what if one of the parties had been FUQed alot recently and would need some extra-special persuasion to allow itself to be FUQed again so soon after?

You act like there's such a thing as too much FUQqing, which I don't think is really possible for the FUQqee. Now for those compelled to witness the FUQqing it can get a bit old, I'd imagine. People like variety in their FUQs.

Myself, I don't think I'll ever hit a point in life where I won't be interested in a good FUQ.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-04 05:58am

A good FUQ is good, yes, but there's nothing worse than a bad FUQ. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-04 06:16am

To elaborate on what I see as the central problem, some people are unhappy that the people on ASVS are getting FUQed far more than we are; That since ASVS has a much higher postcount on the FUQ that Sdnet is having trouble getting it up and needs some help. That's just not true; It's like comparing Dildos and Vibrators, one can be much larger than the other, but the vibrator (Sdnet) is much more high-tech and can give you more bang for your FUQ.

Furthermore, we've got to think of our Librarian, Rob. Remember that if we keep on FUQing Dalton he'll choke on our emiss-er, submissions.

To this end, I propose a radical new amendment that will seperate ASVS and Sdnet in the minds of aspiring FUQers; The Sdnet User Quotes, or SUQ. This will allow Rob some leeway, and let the good denizens of ASVS and Sdnet to go on SUQing and FUQing in piece.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-04 06:28am

Pcm979 wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Unless, of course, the conversation is entirely geared towards getting FUQed, in which case there's no FUQing chance.
Except, maybe, if both parties involved in the conversation are desperate to get FUQed, where in most cases they will end up FUQing each other.
But what if one of the parties had been FUQed alot recently and would need some extra-special persuasion to allow itself to be FUQed again so soon after?

WHAT do you mean being FUQed a lot RECENT- Err, um. Well, never mind. :takes casual glance on the watch: Whoops, it's getting late now. I, er, forgot to pick up some stuff at the convenience store. It's a nice conservation anyway. Oh, by the way, would you mind if I ask your phone number?

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-04 06:31am

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:WHAT do you mean being FUQed a lot RECENT- Err, um. Well, never mind.

*Waves hand at thread* Look at how many times Dalton's been FUQed in the last week.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Oh, by the way, would you mind if I ask your phone number?

Yes. Yes I would.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-04 06:35am

Pcm979 wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:WHAT do you mean being FUQed a lot RECENT- Err, um. Well, never mind.
*Waves hand at thread* Look at how many times Dalton's been FUQed in the last week.

Poor, poor Dalton. I think he'll gonna need a lot of rest.

Pcm979 wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Oh, by the way, would you mind if I ask your phone number?
Yes. Yes I would.

On the second thought, since you said you've been FU- er, well. Forget what I said. Bye! :hastily rushes to the exit door:

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-04 06:40am

Pcm979 wrote:To elaborate on what I see as the central problem, some people are unhappy that the people on ASVS are getting FUQed far more than we are; That since ASVS has a much higher postcount on the FUQ that Sdnet is having trouble getting it up and needs some help. That's just not true; It's like comparing Dildos and Vibrators, one can be much larger than the other, but the vibrator (Sdnet) is much more high-tech and can give you more bang for your FUQ.

Furthermore, we've got to think of our Librarian, Rob. Remember that if we keep on FUQing Dalton he'll choke on our emiss-er, submissions.

To this end, I propose a radical new amendment that will seperate ASVS and Sdnet in the minds of aspiring FUQers; The Sdnet User Quotes, or SUQ. This will allow Rob some leeway, and let the good denizens of ASVS and Sdnet to go on SUQing and FUQing in piece.

Pcm, after this particular masterpiece I do not want to ever, EVER see another post where you declare that I disgust you.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-12-04 06:47am

Goddamn people, were you not paying attention when Zaia was making threats? When Zaia makes threats, you always pay attention.

Now shut up.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-12-04 06:50am

Rogue 9 wrote:Goddamn people, were you not paying attention when Zaia was making threats? When Zaia makes threats, you always pay attention. Now shut up.

This means you too.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-04 06:51am

Pcm979 wrote:To elaborate on what I see as the central problem, some people are unhappy that the people on ASVS are getting FUQed far more than we are; That since ASVS has a much higher postcount on the FUQ that Sdnet is having trouble getting it up and needs some help. That's just not true; It's like comparing Dildos and Vibrators, one can be much larger than the other, but the vibrator (Sdnet) is much more high-tech and can give you more bang for your FUQ.

Furthermore, we've got to think of our Librarian, Rob. Remember that if we keep on FUQing Dalton he'll choke on our emiss-er, submissions.

To this end, I propose a radical new amendment that will seperate ASVS and Sdnet in the minds of aspiring FUQers; The Sdnet User Quotes, or SUQ. This will allow Rob some leeway, and let the good denizens of ASVS and Sdnet to go on SUQing and FUQing in piece.

This is more than I could ask for...............

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-04 07:08am

*Bows* Thankyew, thankyew.

Petro, you have my word.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2004-12-04 11:43am

Pcm979 wrote:To elaborate on what I see as the central problem, some people are unhappy that the people on ASVS are getting FUQed far more than we are; That since ASVS has a much higher postcount on the FUQ that Sdnet is having trouble getting it up and needs some help. That's just not true; It's like comparing Dildos and Vibrators, one can be much larger than the other, but the vibrator (Sdnet) is much more high-tech and can give you more bang for your FUQ.

Or we could liken them to swords (that would be SDnet) and plowshares (ASVS).

First, superficially a sword is more dangerous - it looks sharp, and big, and sharp. This is in keeping with the rabid SDnet fixation upon appearance and exaggeration of phallic size. However, while a plowshare isn't as sharp to begin with (it is not as technologically advanced) it does hurt a fuckload more when applied with a measure of force to your cranium by a strong bastard with a grudge (which epitomizes ASVS, as any fool knows). It also has the virtue of producing gruesome, messy results when used thus, rather like an irate ASVSer in the midst of a sea of SDnetters.

Furthermore, a plowshare can be used as a farming tool, which is also in keeping with the ASVS tradition of not giving a flying fuck for what they're really supposed to do when there's good slaughter to be had. The plowshare is dependable, rust doesn't affect its performance, and it never goes out of style. Admittedly that last part was a fucking lie since ASVS was overshadowed by SDnet, and there's talk of some ASVSers reforging their plowshares into swords. They've missed the point, I'm sad to say, for the final lesson of ASVS is this.

Swords don't kill people. SUVs at high speed kill people. And the Baron will fuck the bloody remains.

That is the lesson of ASVS. Selah.