All you FUQs HERE

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-23 12:18am

Get off your high horse Sanchez, some of us try to be a little original.

glad to see I got in there with my comment about not even the dead leaving.

so in the words of the classic tean murder comedy "Heathers"

"Well fuck me gentaly with a chainsaw."

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-02-23 12:20am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Get off your high horse Sanchez,

I would, but I'm to busy having sex with it.

*rimshot*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-23 12:22am

your licking it's asshole too

oh wait that's a rimjob not a rimshot....

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-23 12:33am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:your licking it's asshole too

oh wait that's a rimjob not a rimshot....

It's SD.Net. Is there a difference?

~ver

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-02-23 06:07am

When you've filtered the FUQable from the unFUQable, shouldn't you split the FUQ-filtered so this thread is easier for you to FUQ-filter next time?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-02-23 06:11am

Needs more me, as always.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-23 06:19am

Spanky that's CS's line *twhap*

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-02-23 01:09pm

Dalton wrote:FUQ's updated, peons.

Two more for me, biznatches! Suck it hard.

You know, I'd love for that to be someone's acceptance speech at the Oscars.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-23 01:10pm

RedImperator wrote:
Dalton wrote:FUQ's updated, peons.
Two more for me, biznatches! Suck it hard.

You know, I'd love for that to be someone's acceptance speech at the Oscars.

FUQ!

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-02-23 01:20pm

InnerBrat wrote:When you've filtered the FUQable from the unFUQable, shouldn't you split the FUQ-filtered so this thread is easier for you to FUQ-filter next time?

*scratches head*

I just go from the last-updated post.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-02-24 03:31pm

From here

Durandal wrote:Lord of the Rings is an epic tale of good versus evil. The Passion of Christ is a tired, depressing tale of a guy who got crucified because he was obviously insane and kept insisting that he would redeem everyone by rotting on a cross.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-02-24 09:04pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Wow, suddenly I admire Andy Rooney as more than a child-actor who got over the child-actor hump.
Uhm, that would be Micky Rooney, Andy Rooney is a journalist who's been working since WWII.
That's what I said. You must have misunderstood me because I couldn't enunciate with my foot in my mouth.

From:
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 741#953741

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-02-25 07:36pm

Sharp-kun wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Sharp-kun wrote:This thread is the biggest disapointment of today.
That might have been the point. If you want a real sex thread, then make your own.
I was expecting actual granny porn

The sex thread to end all sex threads

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-02-25 08:10pm

I suppose I should've waited till page 7 started before saying that.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-02-26 02:14am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Uhm, that would be Micky Rooney, Andy Rooney is a journalist who's been working since WWII.
That's what I said. You must have misunderstood me because I couldn't enunciate with my foot in my mouth.
From:
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 741#953741

That's pretty funny.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-03-02 01:56pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Jeremy wrote:The actor who played Janeway is now talking in Ford commercials.... do they think this will encourage someone to buy? I hope they do not think it is sex appeal!
great now the onboard navigation computer will get you stuck out in the middle of no where....

here

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-04 06:00pm

muse wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Cool...guess you won't have to be getting $1000 to go to a canadian anime con anymore .
That was called off a while ago. Can't you read?

What??! You don't love me anymore??! Waaaaaahhhh!!!!

From here:

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ht=#967040

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-03-05 10:54am

A couple that i found funny for the wrong reasons, from here

Angie the Chiss lord wrote:
Lazy Raptor wrote:
Angie the chiss lord wrote:Give me one good reason why I should want to remain a human
Because you have no choice?
that reason isn't good enough, I could paint myself blue if i wanted to and officially denounce my humanity

Angie the chiss lord wrote:I originally intended to show my admiration towards Grand Admiral Thawn by the way Grand Admiral Thawn what did you mean by "What the fuck?"

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-03-06 05:25pm

Chuck in his fanfic thread after someone pointed out that he'd called Kyp Durron, Kyp Durros:

Sonnenburg wrote: Kyp Durros is Kyp's non-union Klingon scab equivalent. "I do myself much dishonor for crossing this picket line...."

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-11 11:39pm

Psycho Smiley wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:AAAAGH!! TOO BIG! TOO BIG!!!
Damn! Never thought I'd hear you say that!

From here. Its in Testing, though. Link won't work for very long.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-03-12 01:58pm

Can I FUQ my own quotes?

If so... from "Impressive Nazi Fucker Site:"

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Bob McDob wrote:Aw, I was hoping this would be some sexual fetish about a manhore who dresses up in an SS suit and recites from Mein Kampf while screwing :\
[mantra] Must... avoid... making fun of MKSheppard... [/mantra]

I submitted this at Einy's request. (apparently, he was too lazy to FUQ it himself)

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-29 03:50am

InnerBrat wrote:
verilon wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:*mental note to look up and try the Presidential Position*
According to sexualpositionsfree.com (don't you dare ask) there is no presidential position..
Well, that's something to invent, then, isn't it?

SD.Net usergroup presidential nominations..

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-29 05:10am

Although with the present administration it seems to involve raping Mother Nature, and the female avatars of Freedom, Liberty, Democracy, and Tolerasnce.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-04-02 04:00am

You wanna do something, do it yourself

Semage wrote:I think the real reason people do not support Christianity is not because it is illogical, but because they do not want to admit they are evil.

You are evil! All of you! You will go to Hell! Evil Atheists! Jesus Loves You! Therefore, he will smite you down! Allah Akbar!

My edit of a post belonging to a VI known as Sewage.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-08 02:32am

If you take partial sentences, I think this one might be a keeper:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Marina's genius makes me feel tiny. And I don't just mean my penis.

Not sure if others will find it as amusing as I did, but...well...yeah.

From here.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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