Anyone want to read the Nemesis script?

Zed Snardbody · Post by **Zed Snardbody** » 2002-07-17 04:43am

Be nice and say than you. please

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=a6 ... google.com

Enjoy, I read it and vomited for an hour, but hey thats just me. Pre warp, developing industrial....with PLASMA WEAPONS!?!?!? wiggy.....

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2002-07-17 06:19am

This is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen! Look at this!

[i]Then the head's eyes suddenly pop open. It looks up at them with a
sort of blank, childlike wonder.

HEAD

Why am I looking at me?

DATA

You are not looking at yourself. You are looking at me.

HEAD

(looking at Worf)

You do not look like me.

WORF

No.

DATA (to head)

I would like to pick you up now. May I do that?

HEAD (to Worf)

You have a pretty shirt.

WORF

Thank you.[/i]

And note the Empire Strikes Back reference the writer tosses in.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-07-17 07:10am

Man, these stage directions are painful. Something... so... wrong:

Life. Glorious in its many forms. The biological pulse finding its
way heroically through the cold manipulation of science.

He looks at us evenly and then utters the word that has been the watch
cry for his entire life as a Starfleet officer.

("Engage"? No, it's "Duty." Oh, yeah, of course it is.)

Deanna nods her head and coos sympathetically. Hearty, wonderful
LAUGHTER!

And I'm only on Scene two, and already I wanna get a gun and blow the back of my head off.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-17 07:47am

Hmm I'll let you all read that one for me, I'm very anti-blowing my brains out

Meghel · Post by **Meghel** » 2002-07-17 08:35am

Hmm, I have been reading part of it. And it is extremely bad.

This is what they say about the jeep.

Picard drives, Data beside him. Worf stands in the back at a mounted phaser canon. It is a muscular, exciting vehicle; a Starfleet version
of the jeep from old television series "The Rat Patrol."

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-07-17 08:57am

Ugh....

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-07-17 09:05am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:This is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen! Look at this!

Then the head's eyes suddenly pop open. It looks up at them with a
sort of blank, childlike wonder.

HEAD

Why am I looking at me?

DATA

You are not looking at yourself. You are looking at me.

HEAD

(looking at Worf)

You do not look like me.

WORF

No.

DATA (to head)

I would like to pick you up now. May I do that?

HEAD (to Worf)

You have a pretty shirt.

WORF

Thank you.

And note the Empire Strikes Back reference the writer tosses in.

Thank you? Worf should have smashed him!

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-07-17 12:03pm

And people say Lucas can't write heh

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-20 05:43pm

PICARD

Now, I know that on an occasion such as this: it is expected that I be
gracious and fulsome with praise on the wonders of this blessed union
... But have you two considered what you're doing to? This is all a

damned inconvenience ...(laughter from the crowd) While you're happily
settling in on the Titan, I'll have to train a new first officer; no
doubt a stern martinet who'll quote the rule book at me and never...
ever…allow me to go on away missions. (laughter) ...Then there's the
matter of my new counselor. Undoubtedly some soft-spoken, willowy
thing who'll be probing into my darkest psyche as she nods her head
and coos sympathetically. Isn't that right, Deanna?

Deanna nods her head and coos sympathetically. Hearty, wonderful
LAUGHTER!

Mr. B is not laughing.

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2002-07-21 12:53am

It is truly amazing that, given the general regard for ST writing, they have reached a new low. It's as though they went and got the writing class from "Throw Momma from the Train", loaded them up with LSD, and turned them loose on the word processors.

"...and like these Romulan dudes like totally melt and stuff like a thick malted malt on a hot day on the beach and I'm driving my buggy and hey! I should put that in there....."

I still think they should put my Ready Room scene in; it would make the entire movie worthwhile.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/phpBB2/vie ... ight=#9261

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-07-21 01:05am

I only read up to when Worf sits down and belches.

Is this really authentic? I have a significant amount of doubt that it is. It doesn't read that much like a real script, more like a fanfic.

And where are the scene numbers? That's what is really making me doubt its authenticity.

Moonstone Spider · Post by **Moonstone Spider** » 2002-07-21 03:13am

The Ready Room brief doesn't seem to exist.

As noted, there are some things that don't seem to fit with this being a real script. And Trek has, several times in the past, released fake scripts to fool people. I think this is one of them. Or this might not be trek work at all, merely fanfiction.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-07-21 09:35am

ARGH, THAT IS A TRAVERSTY OF THE WRITTEN LANGUAGE, ITS ABSOLOUTELY AWFUL

And thay thought there was nothing that would make a seven foot living-metal skaleton ill

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-07-21 06:02pm

Moonstone Spider wrote:The Ready Room brief doesn't seem to exist.

As noted, there are some things that don't seem to fit with this being a real script. And Trek has, several times in the past, released fake scripts to fool people. I think this is one of them. Or this might not be trek work at all, merely fanfiction.

I hope it's a fake made by some bad writing fan.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-07-21 06:02pm

Wait a sec, I remember that the rumour saying Data died was wrong!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-07-22 04:04am

So we won't ever see this traversty made?

Praise the Empire

Moonstone Spider · Post by **Moonstone Spider** » 2002-07-22 04:42am

Won't is such a strong word. Let's say it seems unlikely so I don't look like as much of an Idiot if B&B do.

Dori-Ma · Post by **Dori-Ma** » 2002-07-22 11:06am

If any of you truely wish to enjoy this "Script", and yes it is possible to enjoy it, I suggest you head over to FilmJerk.com or TheFacer.net and grab the Annotated version of the script. Quite amusing. Also as far as I know this IS the actual script for the movie. The trailer that just came out only helps to solidify this opinion. So go. Read. Laugh. And gain the only joy from modern Star Trek that is now possible. Ridicule.

Luke Hares · Post by **Luke Hares** » 2002-07-22 12:56pm

The annotated script is very very funny.. and kinda sad in a way.

http://nemesis.freebhosting.com/index.htm

General G · Post by **General G** » 2002-07-22 01:37pm

If that is real i think i will try to forget trek ever existed.

Moonstone Spider · Post by **Moonstone Spider** » 2002-07-22 06:51pm

Then what would the Empire Beat Up? Empires thrive on conquest, we need victims!

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2002-07-22 11:22pm

How can this be the actauly script for this film! Not a single person did not go to the writers and say: This script sucks! How is that possible?

All I can say is that if this is indeed the script, then there is no earthly comprasion to the size of the dick this film is going to suck.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2002-07-22 11:51pm

To be honest, I don't know if that script is the real script. I've taking script writing courses before and that actually caused by brain to sever the occular connections to my eyes to prevent me from going on. I find it hard to believe that *that* would get produced. Seriously.