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Jar Jar is too stupid to die in a senseless accident, so he will probably be executed for supporting the Rebel terrorists.

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He'll be executed for allowing Padmé to escape to Alderaan.

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I'd say he gets executed at the end.
Imagine - Padme goes into hiding as Palpatine and Vader take over. Good Ol' Palpsy declares it to be a rebel plot and blames all Nabooians. Naboo gets BDZed and all Naboo senators are executed for Treason.
Moments before the credits, we see Jar Jar against the wall with his hands behind his head.
Sad thing about this, though, is that we get yet another entire movie with Jar Jar in it. Damn the little fiend!
Imagine - Padme goes into hiding as Palpatine and Vader take over. Good Ol' Palpsy declares it to be a rebel plot and blames all Nabooians. Naboo gets BDZed and all Naboo senators are executed for Treason.
Moments before the credits, we see Jar Jar against the wall with his hands behind his head.
Sad thing about this, though, is that we get yet another entire movie with Jar Jar in it. Damn the little fiend!
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I have this really weird image in my head of Jar-Jar being on a small capital ship - on a diplomatic mission - when it explodes under the guns of a ISD-precursor or somesuch.
First, it's a "heroic" death. See poor Jar-Jar killed for his beliefs, his mission for peace ended by the Destructive Vileness of the Emperor! (Exclamation marks not neccessarily mine, you understand.
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Second, it's a non-graphic death, suitable for a character whose sole function was to sell lunchboxes. We all want to see the bastard's head snap off and his entrails come shooting out his chest cavity in a shower of viscera (preferably in 3D), but really, we're kidding ourselves. If he doesn't die in an explosion seen from a distance of 2km, he'll die in a way that leaves a unsullied corpse so all the little Binks fans have something to weep about, so I went for Killed in Senseless Accident. Aaah, Diddums.
First, it's a "heroic" death. See poor Jar-Jar killed for his beliefs, his mission for peace ended by the Destructive Vileness of the Emperor! (Exclamation marks not neccessarily mine, you understand.

Second, it's a non-graphic death, suitable for a character whose sole function was to sell lunchboxes. We all want to see the bastard's head snap off and his entrails come shooting out his chest cavity in a shower of viscera (preferably in 3D), but really, we're kidding ourselves. If he doesn't die in an explosion seen from a distance of 2km, he'll die in a way that leaves a unsullied corpse so all the little Binks fans have something to weep about, so I went for Killed in Senseless Accident. Aaah, Diddums.
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The ISDs BDZ him but not on Naboo. Probably on some remote planet where Palpy puts those he wants gone for good.
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Re: How Will Jar Jar Die-Get your Odds here!
Pasted, he will be.Mr Bean wrote:Just Vote on the poll and lets get the betting going!
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sea Skimmer wrote:He wont die
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I hate Jar Jar but I don't think he'll die. Oh well. Maybe in the EU. 

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