Star Trek: The Game
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Star Trek: The Game
Licensed trash. Like if Mass Effect 1 and Gears of War had an incest-baby and named it Joffrey.
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I for one am shocked that it didn't turn out well.
Is it at least a fun clone of Mass Effect, or is it completely broken?
Is it at least a fun clone of Mass Effect, or is it completely broken?
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
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Sorry Flagg, but internet commenters say you're wrong.


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Being a better shooter than Tiger Woods is a serious claim.
But TBH after Riptide being poops (man I should post review for nobody to read) I think I'll give this a go anyway. It's that or
or
play ME3
A FATE WORSTER THAN DEATHS
But TBH after Riptide being poops (man I should post review for nobody to read) I think I'll give this a go anyway. It's that or
or
play ME3
A FATE WORSTER THAN DEATHS
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I'll probably end up playing this game one of two ways.
1. Pick up a used copy at gamestop on a week when I don't have much to do, beat it in a couple of days, and take advantage of the 7 day refund policy
2. Pick up a copy 2-4 years from now when it only costs about 10-15$.
1. Pick up a used copy at gamestop on a week when I don't have much to do, beat it in a couple of days, and take advantage of the 7 day refund policy
2. Pick up a copy 2-4 years from now when it only costs about 10-15$.
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
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If by fun you mean so frustrating and shit that you want to cut the developers (all 300 of them) balls off then yes.Darksider wrote:I for one am shocked that it didn't turn out well.
Is it at least a fun clone of Mass Effect, or is it completely broken?
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Most of the comparisons to Mass Effect I've heard have been "has crap shooting like Mass Effect, but without any of the things that actually redeemed Mass Effect.".Darksider wrote:I for one am shocked that it didn't turn out well.
Is it at least a fun clone of Mass Effect, or is it completely broken?
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Wouldn't recommend it to anyone ..for full price.
But in the future if you find it at a sale for 5-10 bucks you should definitely pick it up and not patch it all since this game has some of the most hilarious bugs i have ever seen, Like one-legged kirk running and watching Spock spas out if he clips into some furniture.
But in the future if you find it at a sale for 5-10 bucks you should definitely pick it up and not patch it all since this game has some of the most hilarious bugs i have ever seen, Like one-legged kirk running and watching Spock spas out if he clips into some furniture.
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Also, I hear they're going the Jurassic Park: The Game route and making fake reviews too.
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They have the usual "user" review plants on metacritic. It's funny and pathetic at the same time. I figured it would be at least playable, but it really isn't.
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Calling a game like this out for 'fake' reviews (what's a 'real' review lol) is pretty sad anyway, since the same stuff happens for everything.
I'm totes gonna play this. Battleblock Theatre can't be the only fun game that came out this month!
I'm totes gonna play this. Battleblock Theatre can't be the only fun game that came out this month!
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Stark wrote:Being a better shooter than Tiger Woods is a serious claim.
I was like "What the fuck?"

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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Son of a bitch, Imgur. You were meant to make that image a link! Anyway, here it is http://i.imgur.com/WhGM0B8.jpg
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There really should be recriminations for that type of shit from Steam. What am I saying I'm just a consumer!
We pissing our pants yet?
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You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to Shit. Your. Pants!
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What the what?
Those are Gorn? I used to love the fact that the Gorn was basically just humanoid lizard. I mean why in the fuck in sci-fi are humans the only fucking species that lost their ancestral animal based super powers?
I'll get it tomorrow Stark. I do love pew pews.
Those are Gorn? I used to love the fact that the Gorn was basically just humanoid lizard. I mean why in the fuck in sci-fi are humans the only fucking species that lost their ancestral animal based super powers?
I'll get it tomorrow Stark. I do love pew pews.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Score. I will pick it up on my way home. I better be able to mash x to cock eyebrow!!