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Re: SDNW4 Story Thread 2

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The People's Truthful Bi-Daily Ideologically Purified Accurate Information Broadcast to the Proud Patriotic Bragulan Listeners of THE GALAXY begins thusly:

MURDEROUS MEH MEAT MACHINES MASSACRE THE MOST MUNIFICENT MULTITUDES OF FRIENDLY FARTHING FOR FOOD, FORLORN FLEEING INHABITANTS IMPLORE INTERNATIONAL INTERVENTION IMMEDIATELY - COURAGEOUS COALITION COMRADES CONSISTING OF CHAMARRANS AND ASSOCIATED ALIEN ALLIES OF BRAGULE BACKUP BOVINES & BUNNIES


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The plight of Lepus and Bos at the hands of humanity strike at the hearts of all Bragulans.

BRAGULE, B.S.E. - Bragulan-Chamarran exercising forces in the anti-spinward have made a disturbing discovery. The Multiversal Empire of Happiness, in reaction to the hypocritical war-declaration of the Shinra-Human Interstellar Taskforce of Space and its intentions to perpetuate the intra-species violence of the human race, has attacked defenseless inhuman worlds within its space sectors. The intent of this attack has been established as not one of territorial acquisition or resource-greed, as is typical of humanist wars of aggression, but of an even more nefarious reason for this horrific humanist holocaust: hunger.

The MEH have slaughtered the Bovines and Lapines for food.

Local resistance fighters continue to struggle against the human invaders but are on the verge of being overwhelmed by the endless chitinous hordes of slavering humans who have come to consume them all. Thus they sought help, not from the humans, but from the inhuman comrade-nations of the galaxy! And the peoples of Bragule and Chamarra, the Refugees, Eoghans, and Formics - even some humans from the Ascendancy and Nova Atlantis - have come to answer their desperate call, to bring freedom and liberty to Farthing, to end the human tyranny and the human atrocities of the MEH, and save the inhuman peoples of those peaceful worlds from the vile and hungry clutches of man.

With the blessing of the Imperator Byzon, Bragule has authorized the intervention of Bragulan forces in the Farthing Worlds together with allied forces from the five comrade-nations. The Bragulan component of this international military operation in Farthing will be called Operation Sojourn Day, under the umbrella of the alliance blockade known as Operation Inhuman Protector. The objectives will be the liberation of the Farthing peoples, their safety and security from the human threat, and the elimination of all hostile MEH forces in the region with extreme prejudice.

To the patriotic Bragulan forces in the antispinward, as well as allied forces of Bragule’s comrade-nations, the People's Truthful News Group wishes you great success. May death come swiftly to your enemies.
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Empress-class Light Cruiser USS Nefertiti
Interim Flagship, Second Intervention Task Force
Relocated Back to Sichuan Naval Base, Sector W-8
November 3400


Vice Admiral Wenli Yang rolled out of bed onto the deckplate at the sound of the comm buzzer. Scrambling to his feet and checking the alarm... crap! He'd been up half the night tweaking that simulation of the Battle of New Tannenberg... a twitch of memory, remembering Zebesian macrobeam fire howling into the strike cruiser of the same name. He still remembered too well, the sheer murderous vindictiveness of that last Parthian shot. Remembered almost like it was yesterday.

He fumbled for his personal communicator, lying on the nightstand. Where was the call from? Shit, interstellar marker, just his luck if it was from Reisenburg. There was nothing quite like trying to synchronize a military's collective biological clock over multiple star systems in the modern age of FTL communications and five-figure-FTL travel times. Sometimes keeping track of who was having office hours when was harder than fighting the battles. Flip the comm open, hit Send.

"Yes?"

"Admiral Yang?"

"Yes, um."

"Holloway here."

Oh shit oh shit oh shit it's the Third for Security.

"Sorry, sir. You, um." Oh shit oh shit.

"Crap. Must've forgotten what time the fleet keeps in Sichuan. Woke you up?"

"Er..." Wenli grimaced and scratched at the itch he always got on the back of his neck at awkward moments like this. "Yeah."

"Eh. Anyway, congratulations on your fourth star... Admiral."

What? Full admiral? "I don't understand, not after-"

"Come on, I'm sure you've seen the reports. Ship'll be fine. Dame Layla's going in for a special program after they pound the dents out, that's all. You did good in H-12."

"Thank you, sir."

"Though your staff is going to need to be rearranged. Ed needs a round of independent command, and we're pinching Alex for the Expeditionary Logistics department, after your last recommendation. He'll still have your back, though."

Wenli's brain was starting to kick in again. "Another expedition? We don't have anything of the sort planned..."

"Still hush-hush. We'll tell you more when you get to your new flagship. You know Ramón's being bumped out of the Eighth Dreadnought Division?"

"To Second Fleet- the coreward frontier, yes."

"We're giving you his slot. But don't get too comfy about staying in Thirteenth Fleet; you're probably going to be on... impressively detached duty. After their showing in July, we're fairly sure the Prussians aren't as big a menace as we thought. That frees up some strategic options. That expedition, more on that later."

"You're at least leaving me Fyodor? And no commando raids on my personal staff?"

Holloway chuckled; you could usually get that out of him with commando jokes, from what he'd heard. "Nope. Anyway, just wanted to make sure you heard it in person. We'll tell you more later, after the move."

Titan-class Dreadnought USS Hyperion
Flagship Eighth Dreadnought Division
January 3401


Wenli sighed and flopped down into a chair in the day cabin. He rubbed a hand across his eyes, then looked at the MiniFor representative again.

"So why are we attacking the MEH again? This is all a test of long range logistics?"

"They are genuinely aggressive and loathesome."

"They've been sitting around since they got here."

"They provoked a WAAAGH! out of the ork homelands, admiral."

"Yes, and it fell on them. Haven't they been punished enough?"

"..."

"Don't worry, Assistant Undersecretary. Ours not to reason why, and all."

"I'm sorry about this, admiral, but those are the orders. It's... not entirely unanimous among the Council, I'll tell you that much, but when Chernov and Lanning get together to push the same thing..."

"Right. I need to get back to planning the maintenance checklists; when was the last time we had to do a continuous five hundred parsec run without stopping?"

"I..."

"I can't remember either. Don't worry, you're just doing your job with the briefing data. But I do need to get back to this."

The woman from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs departed. Yang moved to get up, then groaned. This was bothering him. A lot. Too much. He shook his head, glanced around, and eased open a desk drawer. After quietly adding a few centiliters from the bottle to his tea, he resumed his data-shuffling.
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Re: SDNW4 Story Thread 2

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OMINOUS
March 3rd

Commodore Pdeudemar lifted his drinking bowl to his muzzle and lagged up the vaporous liquid. The joint Chamaran Bragulan control team of control room/tower 63 mostly ignored him as they continued directing Eoghan Troop ship after troop ship out of convoy holding patterns to the staging points on the planet. One of the prior shifts had dared the joking question of how many more troop ships could they expect.

They hadn't liked the answer.

"Troop transport 03746 you are off course, are you fully operational?"

Pdeudemar pulled up a sensor profile for 03746, putting the bowl down. The Chamaran operator continued the conversation with the transport. The last sensor snapshot of 03746 showed slight excess of backscatter off of one of the engine, not that alarming but more than a couple minutes old.

Pdeudemar pulled up his own com rig, his tail curled around the Bragulan sized chair's leg in disgust. He hated working convoys, but 4th Cruiser squadron had to pull it's fair share of duty, and that left him working command while they picked up R&R time. They would still be manned though. He hissed into the voice pickup, "Anxo this is Commodore Pdeumar at control 63. Prepare a response team and establish tracking of Tt-03746."

"Sir, Anxo actual is preparing to render assistance. 03746's thrust control system is bleeding plasma in 4 vectors, they need to do a hard shut down while we establish a tether."

"Received, transferring you into the Control loop for 03746."

Pdeudemar laid back down into the expansive depts of the Bragulan regulation chair, which he'd made certain had been properly decontaminated before taking it. Even as he reached for the drinking bowl again the door opened into the room. An Eoghan Major and the Envoy Ailill entered. "Commodore, this is Major Zhivko. Command is considering the plans for a forward base and want you to prepare the naval contingent and take the Anxo and an escort of the destroyers Saiful, Fearghas, and Cei. Major Zhivko will accompany you with both Corps landing Vessels Llyr and Dáire and a couple of engineering battalions of General Nudd's 4th division. You will fly with the Bragulan intervention force into the Farthing stars and start work on the forward base. Is there anything you will need to accomplish this?"

"No sir. Will 4th cruisers rotate out as expected?"

"They shall be delayed, now if you'll excuse me I'm certain you and the Major have some planing to do."
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Previously, on the Sixth Cruiser Squadron wrote:A faint trace of a slavic accent, only audible to someone who knew to listen for it, colored the familiar voice of Majestic's night-watch operations officer. "Operations, Kozlova. Falcata reports an engineering casualty. No full report yet, but it looks like they've lost main hyper. Verone and Grayson have her grappled, but that's not sustainable." A pause stretched out, seconds slowly sliding away until the ops officer spoke again, "We're out of time, sir."

"Multiple contacts, bearing...bearing everywhere!"

"Link, all ships. Clear for action, spherical formation, support vessels and Falcata to form the core. West clear." The captain snapped those commands quickly, cutting through the mounting chaos. A single word followed once the link was terminated:

"Battlestations."
The ominous amber glow of the unknown contacts surrounding the Sixth Cruiser's position began to recoil away from the battlegroup's sudden emergence, the solid lines of direct-fire weapons and the slower dot-trails representing missile salvos slackening off visibly for a few moments. West gritted his teeth at the forces arrayed all around the tight, green formation in the center of the tank, circles ringing each ship that had not yet cleared for action. Given the sudden, stunning presence of the unknown warring fleets, those circles encompassed every last friendly ship on the plot including Majestic herself. He watched in silence for several long, slow seconds, willing the light-codes that would indicate full battle shielding to flicker into place.

The plot failed to cooperate.

"Signals, can we talk to them?" West never took his eyes off the plot, but his clipped, confident words cracked across the rustle of crewmen hurrying to combat stations and strapping in across the command deck.

"Negative, Captain. I've never seen anything like their encoding before, even setting aside the assumption of encryption. We can patch compatibility in time, but nothing like fast enough." The reply came from a figure of similar age to West himself, the voice almost impossibly calm given the situation. At his direction, triangles and diamonds began to surround each of the unidentified contacts even as he kept speaking, "Feeding Tactical a rough approximation of the factions based on similarities in their emissions and comm traffic."

"Good work," the captain nodded curtly, then carefully hid a grimace as the lines of battle became obvious. Oh...fuck.

The Sixth wasn't just in a hotly-contested region of space. It had, against all probability, emerged almost directly between both sides, deep enough into the battlezone that a rapid exit without hyperdrive simply wasn't practical. Hard on the heels of that realization came another yell, this one anything but calm, from a fresh-faced rating.

"Sir, Falcata!"

West's eyes snapped to the crippled ship's icon in the middle of the still-forming spherical array of ships with the tenders and transports even as the report kept coming, "She's lost all power, communications are down."

A great, slow inhalation seemed to ripple across the bridge, timed with the speed each person worked through the consequences. It was simple...unless the squadron was going to...

"We're not going to abandon anyone here." West's voice slapped across the trains of thought of the bridge crew, derailing them in rough unison, "Squadron, spin down hyperdrives, divert power to shields and weapons. Fleet tenders are to grapple Falcata. Point defense to area coverage, I don't want a missile that's not ours within ten thousand kilometers. Signals, message in the clear, make it as basic as you can. 'Unknown vessels, you are instructed to vacate a hundred thousand kilometer perimeter around this squadron. Failure to comply will result in deadly force.' Message ends."

I just hope they can puzzle the message out in time.

West returned to staring at the plot, watching the dance of light-points around the vulnerable squadron, willing the symbols surrounding his warships to toggle from circular to the hexagons that would indicate full combat readiness. Finally, one did, the ring's curves slamming into hard-edged rigidity. Duelist. Karen always did drill them hard. A second followed, then a third, then--

"Missile trace!"

The cry from Majestic's tactical officer came simultaneous with a harsh red halo highlighting a missile salvo slicing towards the exclusion perimeter. Projected paths stretched along its trajectory, taking it deep, deep into the envelope before either targeting Rapier or crossing out again and chasing after one of the unknown contacts. As West watched, the salvo crossed the perimeter, eyes across the bridge flicking over towards the captain's unreadable face. He looked away from the plot and its mere three fully combat-ready warships, nodded slightly, and spoke a single, curt phrase.

"We can't take the chance. Engage inbound missiles, point defense only."

I just hope that whoever they are, they don't react poorly.

Weapons-fire from the squadron seemed to be what both sides were...anticipating? Dreading? No real way to tell. One side knew that its missiles were being shot down by a force presumably allied with its enemies. The other side knew that the Sixth was powering weapons, and that it wasn't a known ally. Everyone was tense.

Someone fired.
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Coalition Staging Area
Thamasa Sector, Shinra Republic
UNREAL GODDAMN TIME


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"... while obviously not a real laser by any means, this weapon, this, 'turbolaser'," Doctor Qassim illustrated not only with the holoprojection dominating the room, which he controlled with his prodigiously oversized scientific-model turbanputer, but also his fingers making air-quotes, "is considered by the Multiuniversal Empire of Happiness to be merely a 'light' one. They boast of two greater sizes of these weapons, so they did not feel very threatened by selling our traders this example. Observe." Gesturing to the 'window' of the observation deck, the shape in the distance resolved itself into a starship. The stripped-down hull of an obsolete Klavostani frigate was bulged and distended horribly by the fatty weapon it was now armed with.
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"And we have over here a fine, heavily-iron-composition asteroid, which we are lucky to have specimens of after Byzantines..." the Doctor's face tightened, and a hand clenched towards another gesture, "... anyways, on with the show."
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Centrality Army CENTRAnsport-1138

"Goddamn Strawberries go bad quickly. Who knew?" Major Strakhanoff took a bite out of one of the juicy red delectable fruits, closing his eyes with a smarmy expression on his face as he enjoyed it.

"So we have a deal?" the besilked Klavostani trader asked, clicking his blinged rings on his fingers together meditatively at the thought of further profit from produce.

"Rite." Already, Strakhanoff was thinking of ways to best fleece his brother clonetroops of their pay to obtain the rare fruit that they all shared the same love for. After all, weeks on Cent-Ration Paste would drive a man to madness, and the unwieldly 1.6 billion man army of the Centrality's logistics problems were being creatively filled in on an ad-hoc basis... which was leading to petty common corruption like this.


Muzaffer, Klavostan

The peaceful protest filled the street with noise and color, with music, chants, signs, and holographic displays. Opposition to the impending war against the MEH, and the freshly-released increased Defense spending of the much-delayed new year's budget had reached a peak. The noise and light of so many people penetrated into the communal dining hall, adding an entirely different spice to the curried dish that was being served this day. But not everyone thought that opposition to the Sultan's will was a tolerable thing. There was a crack as a wooden chair-leg was broken off, and became a beating-stick.

"Tedyi, no!"

"Svetbraga, stay here with the cubs." The expatriate Bragulan might've left the insane land of Byzon, but you couldn't entirely take the Byzon out of the bear. Instead, his leader-worship had simply been transferred. Hiding his weapon against his own furry bulk as he exited the building, he fixated on his first target, and then let out a savage battle cry as he charged in swinging. A turban went flying through the air as a man hit the ground, and the crowd panicked the way it was natural to do so when attacked suddenly by a bear.

The panicking crowd became a mob as those who did not know why the rest of the crowd was suddenly stampeding in one direction joined in, and in their paths were the power-armored forms of riot police. In the chaos, they reacted as they had been trained, grappling, sedating, and carefully lowering. When they encountered the enraged bear, Tedyi saw no reason to stop fighting even in the face of superior odds, and bellowed again as he charged with his bloodied beating-stick. But the wood splintered against the hard alloy, and his natural ursine might was no match to the bear hug delivered by the officer after this, and after several long, ferocious seconds of struggle, the great bear went peacefully to sleep.



Royal Palace
Muzaffer, Klavostan


The footage from the stealthships was damning. Sickening. Irrefutable. To wish away this war now would be foolishness.

The Multiuniversal Empire of Happiness was harvesting sentient beings as food. Not even at the highest levels had such a thing been given sufficient consideration. The Farthing Worlds had successfully even evaded Orkish attention all these years, for there was nothing to break, nobody to put up a good fight the way they wanted. An enemy more savage than them was hard to contemplate, but this was what they must face. If this was what they must fight...

Then at least they would do what was right, Sultan Klavo C decided. Even if it would be weeks before the Coalition Fleet was ready to attack, even if it would be damned dangerous, Klavostan would move now, today. If they did not, what would they say of him and his people, that they did not act in the face of genocide?

With a thought, he opened the door to beckon the Admiralty into the chamber...
"The 4th Earl of Hereford led the fight on the bridge, but he and his men were caught in the arrow fire. Then one of de Harclay's pikemen, concealed beneath the bridge, thrust upwards between the planks and skewered the Earl of Hereford through the anus, twisting the head of the iron pike into his intestines. His dying screams turned the advance into a panic."'

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The people of the MEH were not stupid.

Well, okay, they were. But anyway, they knew what was coming, and knew that it wasn’t pleasant. The horror of the Ork invasion of Wolf 359 had taught them that all too well. They knew that a large, unwanted Enormous Naval Engagement for the MEH’s Annihilation was bound for them. There had been preparations, yes, the Goddess had sent an automated agricultural armada to the nearby systems to harvest the local wildlife and process them for food. If war was coming, they needed to stock up their food supply lest the famine that came after Wolf 359’s devastation repeat itself. But these weren’t the only preparations the people of the MEH were undertaking.


Somewhere in the MEH

Science Laboratory for Advanced Materials (SLAM)

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The crowds of MEHnoids, men and machines alike, gathered at SLAM to behold the latest scientific invention to aid in the war effort. It was here where they had announced stunning technological breakthroughs which were used to immediately refit the vessels of the MEHN with great success. It was here where they had announced the discoveries they had made in their esper experimentations. Now, another great success was bound to make the MEH even greater than it already was. Another technological marvel that would further elevate it above the violent primitives of this galaxy. Yes.

The head scientist eagerly floated above the crowds on his gravity-plate. An amplifier-bot hovered in front of his face. He began his announcement.

“The scientists of the MEH have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces,” said head scientician Professor Panz Ersharkat. “We have developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. The government approached us because of an overabundance of enema products. They asked us to explore the possible uses of the poo-poo, and we found that the poos contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.”

His announcement was met by deafening silence. Yes, he knew that the wonderful news was simply stunning, so he continued.

“We then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The ‘meat’ is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. We colored the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef,” he went excitedly.

“This will be most important in the war effort. If ever our food supplies from the outlying systems are somehow interrupted before we can gather enough meats, this can be a valid substitute for MEH populations as we hold out against those meanies from the rest of the galaxy!”

Someone raised a hand, obviously with some profound question to ask about the implications of this great invention. Panz acknowledged him.

“Who did the initial test and said it even tastes like beef?” the asker asked.

“Uh... I did.” Panz nodded.

“Oh! Ew! Did you ever go ‘Waiter, there's corn in my steak’?!” the person who said this laughed and made various disgusting sounds with his mouth, amongst them an ‘aieeee!’ and a grunt.

“Hey, wait a second!” Panz complained. This wasn’t the cheering and accolading he expected. What gives? “What gives?”

“All we need are chips made from toenail clippings and sauce from vaginal discharge and we have a fine meal for anybody disturbed enough to want to eat it lol!” the person, who Panz recognized as Lard Hamlet, pointed at him and laughed. The crowd joined him too. Panz looked around, bewildered.

“Exactly what I thought. My feelings on the matter are the same as Alyrium's, but I'd rather they extensively check it first before packaging it. It helps to be careful, especially when the product in question is recycled human waste,” Fhorne Klakes emphasized the last three words for all to hear.

“Aw, come on, that isn’t -” Panz tried to protest, but was cut off.

“I think the "ick" factor from most people would be the greater concern for marketability. There's a lot of people who find genetically engineered food to be scary. This goes beyond that.” Captain Jordan, an off-duty MEH Marine, explained.

“Yeah, there's always going to be a lingering "that can't be sanitary" issue in a lot of people's minds. I'd be one of them... So Alyrium can have my share of the stuff!” another added.

“No way!” the one he was addressing shouted back.

“Seriously though, every time I see something like this I think 'Ooo, I'm living in the future'. Unfortunately it increasingly looks like it's going to be a cyberpunkish dystopia, where the poor eat recycled shit and the rich eat the poor.”

“Wasn't there also supposed to be another nuclear war by now?” asked the one who offered Alyrium his share.

“Give it a couple of weeks, and we’ll have one in spades!” someone joked. It wasn’t very funny. The jovial and scatologically humorous mood died down.

“Let's see, I already recycle kitchen waste, including vegetables and fruits gone rotten, into my compost heap which, through the miracle of nature, is recycled into new vegetables to eat,” one of the few protocol droids present in the SLAM, the Broomstick-bot, interjected. The Broomstick-bot was one of the oldest machines in the MEH, coming from even before the Goddess’ time, and had a repository of knowledge which when given the opportunity she could unleash on unwary bystanders. “Part of the water table comes from the septic system which, let's be honest here, is a bunch of drainage pipes connected to a tank of shit and piss. So yeah, what comes out of your ass contributes to our gardens, which then feeds the other end of the alimentary system.

“On a certain level everything we eat is already recycled shit, this is just a new way of doing it.” Some of the MEH’s robots were programmed to act human and even feel human sensations, like touch and taste, and sported the necessary mechanical analogues of the human parts needed to do so. Though they didn’t actually need sustenance in the form of organic food, such was their programming that without eating or drinking they would still feel hunger and thirst - and as simple servant machines, these mental/programming needs were often negected by their masters, who found the philosophical conundrums of inanimate objects that felt human most amusing.

“The rest of you are getting too hung up on the ‘it's made from shit!!!’ angle. What do you think nice fresh tasty veggies need to grow? Particularly those really nice tasty fresh veggies grown on so-called ‘organic’ farms?” ZePook agreed.

“I can't let go of that, though. With veggies, it's one step removed from shit, since the plant ‘eats’ the shit first.” Professor Panz flip-flopped on a dime. As a scientist, he was smart, and he knew that the average MEHman’s attention span wasn’t very long. He hoped that by joining the rest of them and agreeing what they had said, he could deflect their scorn and ridicule to someone else... like the Broomstick-bot! And ZePook! Those guys who actually agreed with him. Yeah!

“I'd actually be interested in trying the Feces-Meat. It would probably get easier to eat it the second time you tried it, after you overcome the initial ‘ick’ factor,” said another military officer, a National Guardsman named Bass.

“I guess I'm in the minority who doesn't see 'uses protein found in shit' to be the same as 'eating a bowl of shit soup omg shit icky',” strakked Krats, a most unusual and smarmy, fellow with a goatee. “Maybe people just don't know much about hospitality kitchen standards? Eating something like this is way less disgusting than eating at a lot of restaurants; mice were not involved!”

“I suspect most people won't accept this way of producting food do to the obvious psychological effect, but will much more willing accept food production methods like the following here,” a Singular Intellect joined the argument. “The article mentioned that the current drawback is the meat is not 'exercised', therefore not lean. Presumably they could address this by introducing some sort of mechanism to exercise the meat, or grow it having those properties to begin with. I'd wager on the latter solution rather than the former.”

“They can stick electrodes into the meat. So the meat slab can be floating inside a glass jar and jerking around at random intervals. Strings of sausages floating in tanks and moving in serpentine fashion, free ranging and swimming in water to keep their muscle tone!” an easily excitable person inserted himself.

“It's just not the same. :( ” concluded another SI, whose defective core was in the shape of a purple cube from beyond. No one sought to understand him, for they knew they would fail.

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Off to Training (OT)

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“I’m trying to survive BMT!” Ray Gunn shouted excitedly as he prepared himself to go to Basic Military Training. The youth of the MEH were now being conscripted to the various military branches, like the MEH Marines. “I was stuck in my camp for the past one month. Any tips from all the military and ex-military guys on how to survive BMT better? The physical training has been killing me and I find it hard for me to push myself for any training.”

“Just try your best to keep up with the training, fall out if you're really not feeling well, drink lots of water and get as much sleep as possible, and that includes your weekend book outs; don't go crazy partying or whatever, you'll just feel the effects on Monday. The physical part is only half the battle.” A veteran named Tritio Kyler offered. “The mental fight is just as tough. Try not to listen too much to all the grumbling/complaining that goes on around you, keep a positive attitude and find something to motivate you besides "Survive till the next book out". You're going to have two years of booking in and booking out. You might as well get used to it.” Very few people actually liked the process whiley were going through it, but many looked back fondly afterwards. “Just take it as a once in your lifetime experience. You only get as much from National Service as you put into it, so try and strive and do well. If you get the chance to go to OCS or SISPEC, go for it. The responsibility of command is an incredible opportunity. Good luck, and post again if you have other specific issues. I'd be happy to respond.”

“Man... if only people knew the amount of bullshit that goes on behind the scenes... It's utterly hilarious sometimes...” grumpy old Golfin Moldor grumped.

“I'm not sure if I want to go to command school. The psychological pressure there would be immense, and at the moment, I'm struggling to cope with all the pressure in BMT.” Ray whined.

“As for training, seriously, just take it as happy go lucky. There seriously isn't any real "pressure" once you realise that everybody, from the regular commanders to the NSF sargaents are just in there to do their jobss. Serve and fuck off or gung ho or whatever, the whole idea is just to go in there, do things well enough that you don't get screwed and you don't have to repeat it and that's it!” a retired drill instructor-bot and now massage-machine designated PainRack commented. “In the meanwhile, seek pleasure in what the shit that's going on. Sooner or later, you find a couple buggers in your coy who are jokers, hope said jokers aren't fuckers who screw up the coy and then things will be fun.”

“What’s a coy?” Ray asked innocently.

“Oh, it’s a kind of big goldfish,” someone explained helpfully.

“Wait,” someone interrupted. “They let you access the Holonet at boot camp?”

“Actually, we do get Holonet access at boot camp as everyone was issued a flabtab to do self-learning,” Ray explained himself. “However, a large number of Holonet sites are blocked for understandable reasons.”

“THAT'S new.” Tritio exclaimed. “When can you use them? Every night or only at certain hours?”

“During our free time, which is almost every night if you managed to wash up fast enough.” Ray said smugly.

“Wow, things are different since I went through Basic, the very thought of getting to use the Holonet during basic, that just blows my mind.” Fax Modem also exclaimed. He had brothers in the MEH Marines, a Fox Modem and a Rex Modem. He wondered how they were doing. “OT: Stay positive, and power through. I know it sounds facetious, but its true.”

“This is the MEH Armed Forces you are talking about. We have mostly conscripts here, not least we are growing soft. There was this photo of some kid who had his maid carry his fieldpack. Man, that was hilariously unfunny.” Golfin Moldor grumped some more.

“Uh, guys, I gotta go, it’s almost time for boot camp!” Ray Gunn said as he got out of the Holonet and disconnected from his flabtab in a hurry. He got his field pack and walked to base.

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He couldn’t believe it. All this walking was making him lose weight. He was starting to look like a skeleton. It reminded him of a story he heard about a MEH Navy captain who got abducted by some scary robots. Brrr... that was why all sentient robots and other AIs in the MEH were slaved to absolute servitude. The thought of that made him feel better.

Finally, after panting through a moving sidewalk, he reached the boot camp.

I’m late cause of all that Holonetting! Darn it! Ray thought. The angry armored MEH Marine drill instructor strode up towards him. The power armor’s hard, angular metal chassis was menacing, unnatural, nothing like the normal curvy and jiggling form of a soft and unarmored MEHuman body. The Marine regarded him with a faceless, reflective visor. Ray remembered that story about scary robots again, except not just the story, but also the movie about the story and those evil robots and how poor Captain McCrea couldn’t pay his toll fee when the robots came to collect. Ray looked around, quivering and jiggling in fear. Everyone else had already lined up, they had arrived on time and had proceeded to do whatever it was conscripts did. He, on the other hand... hadn’t and now the drill instructor Marine was right in front of him. Uh oh.

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The MEH Marine Sergeant regarded him like an insignificant little baby whale calf that had been looking for its mommy before it beached itself on his shore.

“I'm Gunnery Sergeant Stuart Mackey, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?”

“Sir. Yes sir!” Ray blurted.

“Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!” Mackey snapped.

“Sir! Yes sir!”

“If you fatties leave my planet, if you survive conscripts training, you will be a weapon. You will be a chef of death marinating the meat of war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! You will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on slobs, shmucks or farts. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Multiversal Empire of Happiness Marine Corps. Do you maggots understand that?”

Ray shouted his acknowledgement, but coughed and wheezed due to his asthma.

“How wide are you, private?” Mackey barked.

“Sir, four-foot-nine, sir.” Ray sputtered. Merely raising his voice to meet the MEHMC’s elite standards was exhausting his body.

“Four-foot-nine, I didn't know they piled lard that wide!” Mackey exclaimed. “Drop and give me fifty!”

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Ray got down on his knees and collapsed on his gut, and then with his arms began trying to push himself up. With all his might, he pushed and pushed in what was his greatest exertion since... ever.

“NONE!” Mackey counted down. Because that was exactly the number of push ups Ray had managed. “Goddess damn it! You disgust me, maggot! You worthless tub of lard! What’s your name, Shamoo?”

“Ray... sir. Ray Gunn!”

“Well, whoop-de-doo and pew-pew, Ray. Here in the MEH Marines, you’ll have a new name since you’re our property now! That new name will be your serial number. That serial number is 245. From now on, you will be known as Ray 245. Is that clear?”

“Crystalloid, sir!” Ray 245 panted.

“Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Ray, or did you have to work on it?”

“Uhh...err....”

“Good! Now keep on pushing until you reach fifty! The rest of us are going to a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Chubby will tell you about how the free worlds will conquer this galaxy with the aid of Goddess Sasha and a few Marines! The Goddess gets wet for Marines because we kill everything we see! She plays Her games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! The Goddess was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Sasha, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?”

“HOOAH-OORAH!” the assembled conscripts replied.

“Dismissed!” Gunnery Sergeant Stuart Mackey shouted, and the rest of the MEH Marine recruits went off to watch their magic show. Except for Ray.
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ELYSIANS ATTACK! III!

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ELYSIANS ATTACK! III!
Previously, in the Tale of Stronggo wrote: Many foes were slain in this way, and did not EXPLODERIZE, for they had not come into contact with the Elysian warriors themselves! The survivors from the ranks of the anti-bodies were pelted with great gizzardoid STONES, seized from the ground and hurled into their ranks, with less gracefully thrown casts of the Elysian warriors' main stabbing LANCES, and with diverse other weapons of far-flying ferocity! Soon had every Elysian man defeated his nemesis, and thus proved his WORTH to go on.

Quietly did Manius the Robust say to his hero-comrades, "let us gather up the boots of Euryalysis, and what bits of his armor remain, that we may give him the proper rites in due time." And some of the astrogonauts did harken, and say sadly, "Indeeds." For they were not savages, and did MOURN the loss of one of their valiant brethren, all the more when he had died of sheer excess of valiancy, from the glorious and aggressive courageosity flowing through his veins, literally causing him to be so brave he exploded!

After Manius and the others had done this thing, the mighty son of IRONBEEF restored them to order once more.

"ONWARD TO VICTORY!"
FORWARD THE ELYSIANS!

Elysian Hero-Band
In the Bowels of the Kraken!*
The Month of Augustus, 4153 AUC**


*Sector B-26
**GODDAMN SURREAL TIME

Onward to victory it was! The heroes continued their march through the tubules, caverns, gelid forestoids and passages of the kraken's interior, guided only by their knowledge of molluscan anatomy and by the indomitable will of STRONGGO. On they traveled, continuing to make their passage through impassable barriers, with pyrophoric flamer and mithril spathachete! On they strode, until they came across a new cavern, nearly as large as that in which they had previously battled the green blood cells.

There did the Elysians encounter the mightiest line of defense of the dread kraken's unholy IMMUNE system- broadly like unto themselves in form, but not of detonatic nature like the antibodies! Nay, these were true warriors, mighty-thewed and gold-bedecked, possessed of barbaric yet manly styling of the hair, and armed with formidable weapons: the T-CELLS!

Merrily did the leading wave of the T-cells stride forth to give battle to the fair sons of Elysium, bellowing about the piteous fools who dared to oppose them. Aggressively did they open fire with assorted automated-weaponoids of unknown provenance, but through some strange process these weapons harmed the Elysians NOT! Aye, for many of the projectiles sprayed towards the ranks of the hero-phalanx did fly wild and free, while others rattled harmlessly off their nigh-impenetrable shields and helms! Though massive magazines of meteoric and mighty munitions were expended by the terrible T-cells, none were slain, or even harmed, and STRONGGO, the mighty general, the gallant son of Ironbeef, favored of most gods and a wide variety of lesser spirits, did bellow his own vaunting triumph, like unto the glee of the great heroes of the Trojenocide!

The Elysians, guarding each other with hardened shield and standing most close by each other, did thus approach the T-cells, and engage them in contests of grappling and melee skill! But here it was found that in the T-cells, the Elysians had found hardy and worthy foes, far mightier than the gibbering hordes of green blood cells or the suicide-bombing antibodies! For as the Elysians did seek to grapple with the T-cells, cheerfully did the T-cells GRAPPLE them RIGHT BACK! Several of the more hotheaded and folly-prone of the hero-comrades were seized and THROWN great distances at the brawny and formidable hands of the T-cells, landing upon the floor of the great chamber. Here did their expertise at pankratocratic games of wrestling and boxing serve them well, and most landed WELL and were able to return to the fight, rather than landing POORLY and being stunned or injured in ways that left them unable to further face the formidable foe!

Some though, did, for the T-cells threw their foes with bone-breaking force, and as many sages have observed, a force which is bone-breaking is liable to do as is advertised by the thesaurians and dictionarists. Painful were the sounds of cracking and squlping as these unfortunate heroes landed on the organoidean floor of the great chamber, for Hermercury, god of WRESTLING and boxing, heeded their prayers not, and they were rendered unable to rejoin the glourious combat! Yet did their comrade-warriors struggle on, and some among the T-cells found their bellows changing in tone, as they themselves were reproved for their folly and hurled piteously into the air in turn by the mighty-grappling sons of Elysium. Still others were gripped in crushing suplexes, in yet more crushing quarter, half, full, or even the forbidden double-extra-strength Nelson, that which causes all men to point forth and go "haha!" at the feeble and hapless victim.

On did the battle rage, and mighty were the wrestling tricks. Even STRONGGO, invincible STRONGGO son of Ironbeef, found himself hard-pressed, as a half dozen of the T-Cells did pile upon him and wrestle him at once. Mighty indeed were these elites of the blasphoritous kraken's immune system, like unto the most potent Immortals of the PERSIAN chancellemperor's personal guard, clad from head to foot as they are in armor like unto that of adamantine and armed with thunder-weapons. The T-Cells possessed not such extensive weaponries, but made up in strength and courage for the lack, and indeed many of the Elysians were OVERJOYED to have encountered such worthy and manly foes among the barbarians.

And yet the infantry of the T-Cells were not all there was among them. Nay, these men were but SKIRMISHERS, sent forth to pin the heavy-armed foot while the true core of the corps of T-Cells could be brought to bear upon the brave besieged battlers of blessed Elysium: the charioteers of the VAN GUARD!

Loud were the roars of the enchained golem-engines which did drive these mechanisms of war, and great were the plumes of unmuffled exhaust. Yea, did the warriors of the Van Guard customize their vehiculars with most glourious skill and improvisational ability, piling upon many a talent of metallic armor and other implements of war to their chariots. Now did the infantry of the foe BREAK OFF from their clinches, save only for those who were thrown violently away in the attempt, such as the six who beset mighty Stronggo. Yet even these resumed their vaunting about the pathetic folly of the Elysians, as the Van Guard revved and prepared for a devastating charge, as of the heaviest of cavalry, rivalling even that of the PERSIAN panzergrenadier!

In the face of this terrible and mighty menace, of the thousand-horsed and helluva-fast chariotry of the T-Cells, the Elysian hero-phalanx had but one recourse. Aye, then did they unsheathe their JAVELINS!

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A weapon worthy in its effects and nomenclature, but in need of modified appearance...

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Like unto this!

Behold the rocketjavelin as it doth ignite, trailing its fiery rage and accelerating to great speed! Behold the razor-keen and surprisingly potent explosive warhead! Behold how the javelin doth strike its mark and EXPLODERIZE, shattering all manner of mighty mail, metalliferous plating, rocks, trees, or even the hardened engine blocks of the dread Van Guard! And lo, many among these chariots were disabled in this way, the warriors being flung forth as their thousand-horséd conveyances did FALTER under the rain of pilajaveloids flung by the hero-brethren nurtured among the blessed constellations of Elysium!

And yet other chariots were not stopped in this way, either because the javelins struck them not, or because the great momentum of the vehiculars was such that even a mighty explosion could not stop the tumbling wreck from plowing into the heroes' ranks. But for this too did the disciplined LEGIONARY PHALANGITES of Elysium have their backup plan, like unto those developed by their ancestors to fight the chainscythe-chariots of the Connoltians, or the battlewagons of the orks of Morkdor! With amazing yet disciplined speed, the Elysians did thus OPEN the seemingly interlocked battle-lines, creating paths for the iron chariots to pass, which they did in a great squeal of tires and clashing of metal. Some of the warriors were stricken, mostly with glancing blows, yet a few with bone-breaking force, and alas both Glaucaloideus the Shiny and Harpon the Silent were slain, ridden down by the charioteers' onslaught and crushified.

The maiming, injurosity, and slaying of their dearly beloved comrades filled every Elysian heart with RAGE! Forward the phalangites! Forward the heroes! And as they charged, Pyrophilus the Disturbing and his flamer-flanker brethren cackled most gleefully directing the copious streams of promethium from their powerful weapons. Thus did they IGNITE the chariotry of the Van Guard ere it could form up to strike the Elysians from the rear, for as all men know, true heroes do not permit this to occur in battle. At the same time, the hero-phalanx continued its charge, with mighty STRONGGO at the forefront, first into the battle to avenge his fallen men and ensure their honorable place in the fields of the afterlife!

Aye, did they fall upon the T-Cells' infantry like a lot of very angry men with big pointy weapons. No more did they engage in light-hearted grappling, but drew forth sword and spear. For great was their anger, even comparable to the wrath of STRONGGO himself!

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Verily, he is most discontent!

The T-Cells made to resist, and did not shame themselves. Indeed it was most odd how difficult it was to strike them with any weapon of lethality, forcing the bold company to resume their tactics of unarmed brawling! This they did, though, and strengthened by their wrath, the hero-brethren of fair-bosomed Elysium did TRIUMPH with great celerity and force! Aye, did Manius the Fit and Ajaxalon the Greater, he of the wall-like bullshield, SEIZE a pair of T-Cells in their brawny arms and crash them together with demolishing force, pausing only to give each other a high-five like the meeting of battering rams before resuming the fray. Stronggo, as was his wont, satisfied himself with kicking some half-score or so into great organic crevasses, which did close upon them. He did triumphantly let out a bellow:

"THIS IS ELYSIUM!"

"No it's not, you fool!"

"IT IS NOW!"

And at this did the noble son of Ironbeef hurl this one, too, into the pit, and so was the captain of the T-Cells slain. With the loss of their leader and of all coordination among their ranks, the defenders of the kraken's interior were quickly overpowered, laid out along the floor of the great chamber.

Many among the Elysians took pause, to strip the heavy gold pectorals and other decorative armormentations off their fallen foes, as is the custom among victorious warriors. For is not the armor of the barbarians valuable, forged as it is of the finest metal, and enhanced with sophisticated servotronics and cunning mechanisms to compensate for their lack of proper calisthenian exercises and strengthening? Aye, all heroes know that such things are precious indeed, and fetch high prices among the merchants when they come to trade for all manner of exotic spices and dyes, or when it is time for a warrior to look to his estates and ensure a sufficiency of cattle and servants, that his house may be honored as is proper!

And now, having triumphed over the mightiest champions of the dread kraken's immune system, the Elysian heroes bound their wounds, and their physicians did tend to the broken bones and other injurious ouchies. While some did march on crutches supported by heavy-bemuscled ARMS rather than by the usual iron-shod LEGS, all the surviving warriors nonetheless marched! Marched on, marched in triumph through the kraken's interior, marched to that seat of all thought and strength: the HEART! Again did ROCK STRONGGO bellow his commands, and again did the warriors harken to their general.

"PREPARE YOUR FIRE-WEAPONS!"

Thus did the Elysians unburden themselves of their weighty and exploderiffic ARSENAL of bursting-devices. Manius the Robust, athletic trainer to heroes, did pile up his remaining BOMBDISCUSES against one massive and throbbing vein of the beast's pi-chambered heart. Those who had rocketjavelins unexpended in battle against the dreaded Van Guard of the T-cells STABBED them into the blasphoritous musculature, trailing lines of tallow-soaked fuse-cord to link them together that they might BLAST the creature with a single disciplined volley, rather than a sporadic spray of premature detonations! Even Pyrophilus the Disturbing did, with manly tears, sacrifice his surplus tanks of promethium and all but one of his prized containers of meat-grilling propanex, for he would never find meat more in need of roasting than the one before him now. Adonemo the Fair-Visaged did seek to comfort the flamer-warrior at this, and Pyrophilus was gradually consoled.

With the implementation of boom secured, Stentor of the loud war-cry, most brass-lunged of all the Elysians, more so even than mighty STRONGGO, did call out the next order!

"RUUUNN!"

All among the Elysians did FLEE that place, as swiftly as might be. Those who could not run due to their wounds were borne on their durable shields by the more muscular of their comrades, by such be-biceped heroes as Manius the Fit, Ajaxalon the Greater, and of course indomitable STRONGGO himself! Also it is known that did Crispus, the boring son of Petrus, distinguish himself in this way, though few of the details are remembered save that he did take part.

The Kraken, already injured by repeated stab wounds to its capacious heart, struggled only ineffectively as the Elysians made to withdraw to their covered ship. Some few straggler T-Cells were encountered and overpowered with moderate difficulty. The occasional dozen, score, or hundred of the feeble, jelly-gutted green blood cells were kicked contemptuously aside by those warriors at the forefront of the hero-band. But there were no great actions of note.

So did the Elysians make the run back to their beloved trireme, the Far-Go, in a journey like unto that of the legendary messenger Pheidippihippimippirippides! Aye, they were worthy heirs to this great and noble hero, the most holy intercessor in the Elysians' favor by bringing to them the favor of the mighty god Pan, also blessed by Hermercury god of communication! Aye, even that arch-runner, who perished most gloriously after the Elysian cosmic host won their great victory over the PERSIAN hordes at Manathon! Then did he resolve to inform the Lords of Elysium that the victory was won, as expeditiously as possible. Then did this man RUN from the battlefield, all the way back to the mighty city blessed by the gods, even though these places lie not upon the same heavenly body, and are separated by the gulfs of interstellar space!

While the Elysians did not match such a feat upon this day, burdened as they were with armor, loot, and fallen comrades, yet did they make a respectable performance returning to their vessel, casting loose their anchor, and BACKING OARS to escape from the flesh of the dread kraken in which they were embedded. And a good thing, too, for only a few seconds after the steering oar of their vessel worked free of the kraken's omeganoideanish-braced hide, did the full force of the Elysians' heart attack make itself known, as the bombdiscuses, rocketjavelins, promethium-filled flamer tanks, and propanex charges did IGNITE and BURST with tremendous, shattering force!

Then did the dread blasphority feel the most critical organ of its body destroyed in a blast of raw, violent concussion, and then did it know that it was doomed! The beast ROARED with terrible anguish and pain, but could not perceive the mighty warriors who had destroyed it, for their size was like unto that of the tiny flea compared to the powerful and ferocious giant- and yet these fleas were the fleas of Elysium, the GOLDEN FLEAS, and had slain the giant as surely as it might be had the blow been dealt by some tremendous titan or battleship of the void!

A great cheer went up from the noble retinue of the most manly-bevirtued hero STRONGGO, as the kraken's inconceivable and enormitous form went LIMP behind them. And so did they round the great gas giant by which the battle had been fought, in a widdershins direction, so as to ensure that they sailed off into the sunset.

But it was Phylonctetes the Arch-Archer, unwearied in his corselet of linen rather than of heavy and densified metal, who first recalled that there was one question left unresolved.

"Where did that "NYAH!" come from, anyway?"

Even the wisest, first-speakers in counsel and most literate of the hero-comrades, knew not. None could recall having ever heard such a thing before this day. And so all among the Elysians did resolve then to SEARCH the surrounding systems, for there was much curiosity about this cry, as it sounded not like something which the blurbling voice of the kraken itself might have said.
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Re: SDNW4 Story Thread 2

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Extreme Deep Intruders

Battlestar Annapolis
MEH Space
Sector B-26


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Unknown but to a select few in the Bragulan navies, and only alluded to amongst the Chamarrans and the other allies in OMINOUS, was the presence of a Shepistani battlestar in the Bragfleet - under the command of the infamous Louise Hushy, who was in turn now under the command of Admiral Rho, nicknamed the “Iron Bitch”. This unseeming vessel had caused the most megadeaths in the nearly-botched Coalition operation on Pendleton last year, now it was taken as a good sign amongst the Bragulans that this vessel was with them here and now. Those with the appropriate clearances had even gone aboard the vessel, in secret, to greet its commanders and to see the medal of honor Bragule had welded into a hidden compartment deep within the ship.

Stealth Vipers moved invisibly in the black of space. Silent drives propelled them through realspace as they spied on the vast expanse of the Multiversal Empire of Happiness. Tactical Underwing Recon Devices gathered data on everything they surveyed. Modular hyperdrive pods allowed them interstellar travel, but to preserve their stealth they moved excruciatingly slow. Their recon runs were long and hard, lasting for weeks on end. They were not equipped with weapons, and had no measure of defense save for invisibility. Upon completing their flights, they returned to their battlestar.

The Annapolis had been operating in secret for months now. Deep in MEH space, covertly, working in silence, with its drives powered down and any and all emissions kept to an all-time low. Only vital systems, for both human life and the completion of their mission, were kept online. Men and women toiled in the frigid interiors of the ship, rationing their oxygen, recycling their waste products, working on their miserable mission with no hope for any rest or resupply in the immediate future, praying for the time that they could go back home. But they couldn’t, not yet, not for a long time, so they toiled endlessly in their gruesome labor - becoming less than human, yet at the same time... more than human.

Only one creature wasn’t praying to go home. Only one creature wanted to be there.

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STARFUCK

The clear glass canopy opened with the sound of “Hee!” as its pilot squealed excitedly and crawled out of her chair. Lieutenant Thara Krace had been on stealth astrospace patrol for nearly two weeks, the muscles on her unused legs had started to atrophy, blood circulation through her lower appendages had probably ceased some days ago. She pulled herself out with her arms, which still retained some functionality, and fell to the flight deck with a sick wet sound as she landed on her ass.

Squelch!

“Holy fucking crap!” Chief Tylenol exclaimed. The smell was overpowering. He backed away from STARFUCK and unscrewed the lid of the Viper’s fuel tanks and began huffing some gas to get rid of the horrible stench.

“You... you...!” STARFUCK crawled towards Tylenol, vengeance in her eyes. She clawed at the grated flooring with her long crooked nails, trying to pull herself towards him. “It’s all your fault!”

Shepistani Navy Vipers had features just in case of long-distance long-endurance patrols. Flight suits came with electrodes and could constrict or loosen to either help deal with high g-forces and resultant blood movements, or to maintain muscle tone during prolonged periods of appendage disuse. The cockpit chairs also had receptacles for bodily wastes, which could connect to the flightsuit through a series of tubes. They were tried and tested, and functioned perfectly well at all times. Except in STARFUCK’s case... they hadn’t.

“Get away from me, STARFUCK.” Tylenol said lamely as he slowly backed away from her crawling form while wondering why she wasn't dead. Damn, why isn't she dead? “You need a bath. And toilet training.”

“WHY YOU FUCKERRRR!!!” Thara Krace crushed her last vial of epinephrine between her teeth. The broken glass cutting into her gums merely helped speed up the rate of drug absorption. With renewed, inhuman strength she launched herself at Tylenol, lunging through the air and grabbing him and taking him down. “I’LL KEEL YOU! KEEL YOOUUU! BLAARRRRGGGH!!!”

“Argh! Get off me! Get off me!” he screamed. He tried to get her off, and other crewmen were trying to pull her off him too. One of them managed to pull something off, but it was the wrong thing and the ripe contents of STARFUCK’s flightsuit burst out all over the place.

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“BLLLEEEEAAAAAACCCCHHHH!!!!!” STARFUCK gagged as, for the first time ever, she caught a whiff of her own stuff. She started spasming as the mucosal linings of her eyes and nostrils began burning and as her stomach started heaving. She was not alone, as the crews previously manhandling her also keeled over and went into seizures.

“Oh God...” Tylenol gasped in relief as STARFUCK’s deathgrip on his face was released. He felt no effects from the poison, for his sense of smell had been temporarily destroyed after huffing Shepoline. He got up and staggered away from the scene before STARFUCK had a chance to regenerate. He passed by a team of haz-mat personnel who began hosing down STARFUCK and the others with anti-corrosive foam.

“I’m too old for this shit,” Tylenol muttered to himself as he contemplated giving Cally a booty call after getting himself washed up. Or maybe Boober. Or both! He enjoyed that thought. “Oh yeah.”

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Result:

The ANALPOLIS is back! :twisted:
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Re: SDNW4 Story Thread 2

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Between the Scron and a Hard Place
Planet Eretz-Nod
Former Outlander Commissions, Sector AA-24
IN GODDAMN UNREAL TIME/Early 3401


"This is Captain Lisette Rapeweed transmitting from the Araynan light cruiser Adam Smith Hates Your Guts. We were engaged by unknown hostiles and forced to crash-land. We request immediate backup from anyone receiving this signal. I say again, this is a priority one distress call..."

Captain Lisette Rapeweed heaved yet another heavy sigh as she paced around on the bridge of what was left of her devastated ship. Attempts to reestablish contact with the transports had failed repeatedly, nobody was replying to her distress calls, and it was only a matter of time before the Scron would finally finish her off for good. She had ordered her crew to fortify the wreck and dig in until rescue could arrive; while certainly not as robust or heavily armed as a large capital ship like the Norad II, the Adam Smith Hates Your Guts (or what was left of it) could still take a few beatings from Scron ground forces while delivering one of its own with its few functional weapons batteries. Indeed, the crew had actually managed to succeed in driving off Scron scouts on several occasions, but with the renewed Scron offensive against Eretz-Nod's hastily formed Defense Initiative of the Globe, the situation for the Adam Smith grew even more critical, with massive Scron forces due at Captain Rapeweed's doorstep any day now.

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However, there was still hope for the stranded crew of the Adam Smith. A DIG scout force was currently making its way through the general area, attempting to gather information on Scron movements so that the main force could prepare their defenses. With the distress signal constantly cycling through the emergency frequencies, it was only a matter of time before somebody picked it up, and it was one of the DIG scout force's gunships that finally received it...

"We're picking up something on one of the emergency frequencies," the gunship pilot said to his gunner. "Patching it through to audio."

"This is Captain Lisette Rapeweed transmitting from the Araynan light cruiser Adam Smith Hates Your Guts..."

"Can you get a fix on where that signal's coming from?" the gunner asked.

"I'm working on it, I'm working on it," the pilot replied as he fiddled with his controls. "...I think I've got a good idea where it's coming from. I'm taking the bird over there now."

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After a few minutes of flying around looking for the source of the signal, the gunship's crew finally sighted the battered and bifurcated hulk of the Adam Smith, leaning to one side in the middle of a large street. "Well, would you look at that? We gotta report this to HQ, man," the gunner said.

"Way ahead of you there," the pilot replied. "HQ, this is Crossbone One. We've received a distress call from what appears to be a downed capship. I advise sending out several SAR teams with armed escorts. Transmitting coordinates."

"You think they'll get there on time?" the gunner asked.

"They better," the pilot replied as he took the craft back to its original patrol route.

Several minutes later...

Lisette had sat down in her command chair and begun to nod off when she heard the comms buzzing. She pressed one of the few working buttons on the chair's armrest. "--Captain Rapeweed, do you copy? I say again, Captain Rapeweed, do you copy?" a mysterious voice said.

"Yes, this is Captain Rapeweed!" Lisette replied. "May I ask who this is?"

"This is General Granger of the Eretz-Nod Defense Initiative of the Globe. We're sending in several units to reinforce your position. We believe that a major Scron offensive will be passing through the area soon, and your position provides an excellent defensive point for our forces."

"Well, it's about darn time someone came looking for us," Lisette remarked. "How soon can your men arrive here and set up?"

"They should be arriving any minute now. Just hang tight and be patient. Granger out."

Lisette shut off the comm channel. "Yayifications!" she exclaimed to herself. "We're saved!" She pressed another one of the working buttons on the armrest and activated the ship's intercom. "Rescue's finally arriving, guys and girls, but we're not out of the woods yet! Remain on the lookout for any Scron incursions, and just sit tight until the rescue team gets here! We may have to fight off the Scron one last time before we can finally get out of here!"

Meanwhile, at the DIG field HQ...

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DIG Generals Boutwell (left) and Granger (right)

General Granger had once been a Centralist infantry commander, but that was long ago. Ever since he was trapped on Eretz-Nod, he had to discard ideology in favor of practicality, banding together with the Byzantines, Communards, and inhumanists in order to resist the Scron at any cost. As one of the DIG's senior officers, he held the fate of Eretz-Nod in his hands; a lesser man would have broken under the strain of shouldering that responsibility, but Granger was made of far sterner stuff. It was his own rule that everyone fights and no one quits, and he was certainly not one to break it.

Granger was currently reviewing a map of the Adam Smith's crash site, assembled from the data gathered by his scouts. He zoomed out the holotank display to reveal a map of the entire city, with the positions of his forces and the last known positions of the Scron marked out. The situation was grim, with the DIG being pushed back on all fronts by the Scron counteroffensive and struggling to defend its existing positions.

"You know, I think we're damn fortunate that we stumbled on that ship when we did," Granger remarked. "The Scron will have to pass through that road if they want to continue their advance, and the hulk provides an excellent defensive position. When they come through there, we'll be waiting for them."

"Yeah, it's about damn time we caught a break," another DIG leader, General Boutwell, said. "We've already lost enough ground to those bastards. Sooner or later, we have to draw the line, and we cannot afford to let them cross. You said it yourself, Granger: Everyone fights, no one quits."

"If we die, at least we die fighting. Wouldn't want it any other way."
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"Yeah, it's about damn time we caught a break," another DIG leader, General Boutwell, said. "We've already lost enough ground to those bastards. Sooner or later, we have to draw the line, and we cannot afford to let them cross. You said it yourself, Granger: Everyone fights, no one quits."

"If we die, at least we die fighting. Wouldn't want it any other way."
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HQ Thirteenth Fleet
Sichuan Naval Base, Sector W-8
Late January 3401


"You're sending ITF 2 along with me?"

"Yes; we need some kind of a credible ground contingent, a minimalist one at least."

"...We're not committed to the ground occupation too, are we?"

"Not on any large scale, but we may need to secure a drop site or something. We're thinking more in terms of a minor commitment, say, round about two million Intervention."

"That's a one-swirl command, will GroundSec be in charge?"

To his credit, Sector-Admiral Montoya barely twitched at the colloquial reference to the rank insignia of top Umerian brass, himself included. Oh my, did I say...

"No, don't be silly, just don't try to pull rank you don't have. Holloway's coming along, and I doubt he'd take it kindly. Be... polite."

"Yes, sir. That's..." You went through staff school, even if you're not Alex, come ON, up front plus seventy or eighty-day round trip... "what, five million tons up front, half a million a month, three month round trip to be generous... "

"Something like that, if we don't do too much actual fighting. Not really serious, with half the galaxy to discourage anyone from gnawing on our pipeline. Though between the fuel to shift it all, and spares- well, you'll be bringing a lot of Transport Reserve out with you."

"Uh, yes. I was meaning to ask about that." Wenli grimaced and shrugged. "We're... supposed... to be taking all your fleet fuelers, I think. That can't be right."

"Don't worry, our shortfall is made good out of Capital Reserve and Fifteenth Fleet. Admiral Kang is not happy."

Wenli nodded. The CO of Fifteenth Fleet was a woman who desperately needed to relax, if it was physically possible for her to do so without danger of Chill Pill poisoning.

"What a mess."

"We'll get it straightened out. Look on the bright side, better we learn our weaknesses now than find them out the hard way when someone dispatches the whole Thirteenth Fleet plus two hundred million Assault off to Scarlet to fight super-Karlacks."

USS Hyperion
En Route to Shinra Rendevous
Sector P-12
April 3401


*BOOM*

AAA AA BWOOP AAA MEEEEP AAA AA BWOOP AAA MEEEP

Admiral Wenli Yang rolled out of bed. The Bragulans are coming! The Bragulans are coming!

No, wait. That wasn't general quarters-subscript-combat-imminent, that was just general quarters.

"Wuzza? Whoguma? Aaargh." He grabbed the uniform tunic hanging over a chair and dashed out of his cabin, yanking it on over his pajamas. Bouncing off the bulkhead when he stumbled wasn't fun, but nothing broken- it was a reasonably short dash to the flag bridge. Dreadnoughts were big, but their main crew accomodations surprisingly compact- most of the ship's length was occupied by systems of interest to engineering, not to flag bridge.

Think. Think... call captain! His fingers found the commbead, twisted backwards, remembered which way was forwards, and found the captain's line. Still blinking and bleary, Wenli called up the dreadnought's captain.

"What happened?"

"Sir, we've got an auxiliary hyperdrive failure. Ventral 'midships nacelle. We're coasting- drive field flutter, no motive power."

"Thanks. Carry on." The captain would be busy, very busy. What was his job? Glance up at the plot- rest of the fleet reducing FTL speed to conform as Hyperion's drive bubble began to distort out of shape. Engineering would be working at the double to keep it from falling apart entirely- at least if that happened, Wenli would probably never know what hit him.

He looked around, his head finally starting to clear. Navigation- there. "Can we drop out safely?"

"Yes, sir. Clean, deep space."

"Order all starships to emerge from hyper. Cutter-tenders to conform to the flagship's movements; we may need them to pull people off."

"Message... sent." Wenli watched the fleet respond- Ben in his new command's screen wasn't quite as fast to get things shook out as Dusty, still in charge of Second Intervention's light ships, was. Have to work on that...

USS Hyperion
An Hour Later


Wenli massaged the back of his neck. "So... what happened to the unit?"

The engineering officer sighed. "Wobble in the magnetic component generated pulses of electrostatics, then we got spontaneous pair production, which caused damage to the field-guides, loss of phase lock, and then the whole unit went out of phase. Wrapped spacetime around itself and ran off."

"And we last tracked it headed into deep hyperspace at right angles to reality, clocking, what, forty thousand lights?"

"Yes."

"I hope no one lives in the higher dimensions, or if they do, they don't mind when our engine comes knocking."

Fyodor chuckled from his chair across the table. "There's no record of extradimensional beings showing up to complain, sir."

Wenli affected an air of panic. "That just means... my god, no one survived the experience!" The laugh broke the tension, and the admiral carried on.

"So, how long to effect repairs?"

"We can get up to half speed in three hours, seventy percent in twelve; that's mostly a matter of retuning the other drive nodes to compensate. Past that, you get diminishing returns. Thirty hours to do a jury-rig for... eighty to eighty-five percent speed. Sixty or seventy hours to get the replacement node fitted properly."

"Damn. We could whistle up a tow..." I wonder if the Centralists owe me a favor; they're close by... "No." He had a fleet repair ship right here; there wasn't anything within three days' travel time that could meaningfully improve on that. "We'll just have to stop and make repairs. Do it properly; we'd lose more time making the trip under jury rig than we'd gain by hurrying. I'll call ahead and tell Holloway we're going to be late for the rendevous."

"Will they be all right with that, sir?"

"Probably. There's some slack in the exercise schedule. I just hope they don't burn the place down before we get there."

Northern Crater
Thamasa Sector, Shinra Republic
May 3401


Wenli's shuttle revealed what looked like massive property damage strewn across the port buildings as he'd landed- what the hell happened? But the fleets in orbit seemed mostly in order, if tightly clumped and with a suspicious number of their guns trained in the general direction of the Byzantine contingent, so he assumed whatever had gone wrong, it was under control.

The Third for Security greeted him at the shuttlepad, in his usual civilian clothes. "Good to finally see you."

Wenli stared at his feet. "We should have been here days ago- what happened here?"

"One, you did bust whoever was responsible for that engine failure?"

"Of course. Though we should have been expecting something like it- our definition of 'cruising speed' isn't meant for thousand light year runs with no stopovers."

"Gotcha. As to the breakage, that was Rus Komnenos' fault."

"All this? What did he do, drop an orbital fire mission?"

"Nope. Up close and personal- his fleet showed up at the wrong system, started blasting asteroids. Gil took his flagship and screen out, upbraided them, and dragged the lot back here for a conference. Rus and Aurelian are with the fleet; Rus came down drunk, crashed his personal ship, and started beating on the paramedics."

"You're..."

"No joke. I was suited up- you know how it is, helps me keep my wargame on at planning sessions..."

"Ah, I'm not sure I do, sir."

"Different strokes, I guess. Anyway, me and thirty of the boys tried to tackle him... you see that hole in the pavement?"

"Yes."

"Yeah. It didn't work out too well. At least we kept him busy long enough for the rest of the command staff to get away. He put up one hell of a fight- a Shinra combat esper tackled him, pretty much fought him to a draw, and did a fuckton of collateral damage to the training ground- over there. Then the Frodians showed up- one of their big walkers got the superpunk into a bear hug and that was about it. His brother came down and picked him up, and everyone's been giving them the hairy eyeball since."

"..."

"Don't beat yourself up. Your ships wouldn't have changed anything, not without a battalion of Strike piled around the landing pad in ambush. Nothing you could've done."

"Still."

"Eh. It happens."

"How's the prince doing now, then?"

Holloway smiled. "From the sound of it, he really is growing that hand back. Aurelian's been doing most of the talking, trying to brazen it out. But I tell you, I've lost a lot of respect for the Byzantines in the past few days. Heraclius may be 'the Great,' but he must've sired his youngest on a she-gorilla or something, then left him with his mama to raise. I can imagine a throne he'd be fit to sit on, but not a civilized one."

"We'll have to get caught up on the planning anyway. Can we count on them for the fighting?"

"...Probably."
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The Central Times

It's official. Crevecian Crisis turns into Civil War.

At the worst possible time for Centrum, the conflict in Crevecia can now be considered a civil war.

Yesterday, representatives of the largest anti-government groups announced that they are now allied against the government of the Republic of Crevecia, and that they will now cease all actions against each other until the regime is overthrown. This news comes as the Central State, in conjunction with the Coalition Against the MEH, is preparing for an imminent assault against the MEH itself. While the Central Government has continually promised the Crevecian Government that it will not abandon it, with the MEH occupying all of the Dictator's attention, there is the danger that the Crevecian government might weaken too much before the Centrality can respond. CENINTERN has warned that Crevecia is the "latest battleground for Centralism, and that losing is not an option."

Centrality urges CENINTERN, ESP League to better assist Coalition against the MEH

Centralite representatives in CENINTERN and the ESP League have once again repeated their urgings for more help to be given to the Coalition Against The MEH, saying that it is the duty of all Centralists and Specials to end the terror of the MEH. The Belkans are one of the most commited of the League members aside from the Centrality itself, but the rest of the League has been dragging its feet for as of yet unknown reasons. A similar thing has happened to CENINTERN, though here it is more justified due to the fact that there are not many outright Centralist member nations out there, and most of these usually have better things to worry about. Arpad and the Union of Eerie and Huuron have promised only liasons, to be placed in Centrality warships.
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Previously, on the Sixth Cruiser Squadron wrote:"Signals, can we talk to them?" West never took his eyes off the plot, but his clipped, confident words cracked across the rustle of crewmen hurrying to combat stations and strapping in across the command deck.

"Negative, Captain. I've never seen anything like their encoding before, even setting aside the assumption of encryption. We can patch compatibility in time, but nothing like fast enough."

"Sir, Falcata!"

West's eyes snapped to the crippled ship's icon in the middle of the still-forming spherical array of ships with the tenders and transports even as the report kept coming, "She's lost all power, communications are down."

Weapons-fire from the squadron seemed to be what both sides were...anticipating? Dreading? No real way to tell. One side knew that its missiles were being shot down by a force presumably allied with its enemies. The other side knew that the Sixth was powering weapons, and that it wasn't a known ally. Everyone was tense.

Someone fired.
A shiver ran through Majestic's bulk as the tactical plot lit up with a delicate filigree of red lines connecting ships from both unknown factions with the small knot of the Sixth Cruiser Squadron's formation. A split-second later, every last contact icon switched from the amber of an unknown vessel to the angry red of a confirmed hostile. West's eyes flicked over the damage reports on the squadron tactical displays even as his mouth opened to snap orders.

"Combat-ready vessels, return fire on vessels that have opened fire on friendly contacts. Ships not fully cleared for action, you may fire if and only if you are fired upon directly or your shields reach full combat power." As he spoke, a fourth ship's icon flashed from circular to hexagonal, indicating full combat readiness. "All ships, launch decoys to cover the squadron while we clear. Tactical, set up four running target groupings; split each hostile force into ships actively firing on friendlies and ships presumed hostile, but that have not yet--"

Majestic's decking heaved underneath, a rumbling, tearing sound transmitting through the bulkheads. As it faded, West continued as if he'd never been interrupted, "That have not yet fired on friendlies." His teeth bared in a humorless grin for a few moments, "Let's see if they pay attention to who we fire on. Maybe that'll get the message through."

As squadron tags began to pop up by hostile ships in the holotank, West looked to one side and snapped, "Sensors, evaluation of hostile combat systems. You've just had an unpleasantly close look, what do we know?"

A young-looking woman with close-cropped brown hair looked up from the displays festooning an arc around her and nodded curtly while speaking, "Hostile forces both seem on a fairly even tech level with each other, on average. A step below our own, but not a decisive one. Aaah..." She glanced down, where the squadron tags the tactical officer was assigning the hostiles glowed in the depths of her own plot. She continued speaking without looking up, furiously at work categorizing the intake from the squadron's sensor arrays, "Alpha seems to use a fairly standard railgun/fusion missile combination. That makes their warheads less powerful than ours, but they're apparently much smaller as well. They throw a hell of a lot of them, which will give PD fits. Bravo is beam-armed and firing antimatter-head missiles in lower numbers."

The reply was sharp and quick in coming; West's brow furrowing as he snapped, "Beams and antimatter warheads sound significantly higher-tech than conventional railguns and fusion-heads, Lieutenant."

"Yes sir, but their ships appear no more combat-effective for it. Preliminary evaluation is that their hardware is more advanced in effect but most likely very bulky, judging by the weight of fire per ship. In a few years, whoever owns those ships will have a brutal navy, but these ships were probably pushed into service before their systems were fully ready."

"Understood. Good work, Mi--" West was cut off by a sharp call from his opposite side.

"Verone taking heavy fire, her shields have failed."

"Signal her to withdraw inside the formation!" Damn! She wasn't cleared... "They're either targeting indiscriminately or looking for easy kills. Tactical, flag the ships firing on Verone, all ships are weapons free. Coordinate fire on designated targets."
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Shields flared and sparked under the erratic fire stuttering inwards towards the tight, spherical formation of Sixth Cruiser vessels. Brilliant cobalt beams flashed in and out of being with flashbulb speed, ships jerked suddenly in odd directions only to be forced back into place by their own flaring thrusters. Ripples of distortion spread across the elliptical bubbles surrounding the embattled ships, answered so far only by salvos of heavy shipkiller missiles flung out into space.

That was about to change.

The massive turrets studding the dorsal and ventral surfaces of each warship trained outwards, the ships themselves twisted in space to align their broadsides at right-angles to the targets best suiting their position in the spherical formation. Gunports slid open along blocky flanks as energy weapons finally rose to full charge. Many of the ships could have fired earlier, but the embattled cruiser squadron's massed fire was to do more than just kill the enemy; it was to make a statement.

It was a simple statement, really, more of a rude gesture, but there's only so much subtlety you can achieve with a communications system made up of dozens and dozens of broadside mounts and heavy turrets.

The Sixth Cruiser Squadron's operational warships fired as one. Flashes of light spalled the serried gunports built into the flanks of the ships. Thin traces of energy speared from the heavy twin-barreled turrets overhanging each broadside. All in all, the massed salvo wasn't much to look at. Not from the firing ships, at any rate.

The sudden blazes of white light and sleeting multispectral radiation that flashed into existence all around the half-dozen hostile warships were rather more impressive. Many of the ravenous blasts birthed short of their marks. Some went wide. Others were aborted as minor ripples in the energy shields protecting the unknown vessels. Many were not.

The fires of matter/antimatter annihilation eclipsed all sensors in the vicinity of the ships that had so violently savaged the Verone. For long seconds, nothing but a blaze of radiation in every conceivable spectrum blinded everyone, friend and foe, to their fate. Finally, though, the blots of unspeakable brightness faded, revealing the Sixth's handiwork at last.
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"Two targets slagged altogether, three hulked and emitting beyond-lethal radiation levels, and one that's barely maintained shields. Uh...check that, her shields have failed, looks like an emergency overload. She's venting and...picking up small craft, classify as escape pods to have launched this quickly." Majestic's tactial officer fought to keep an exultant tone from his voice, but without much success. Matching grins began to spread across other crewmen as the reality of the counterblow they'd just landed sunk in.

West's own grin matched them for a moment before subsiding into a serious mien once more, "Outstanding work, Tactical. Now, all ships cease fire, tactical, send premature detonation signals to our missiles. NOT the normal destruct codes, I want them to see this in no uncertain terms."

"...Sir?"

"Do it now, Tactical."

Without another reply, the chagrined-looking man's fingers began to fly over controls quickly. Seconds ticked by as hostile ships recoiled away from the squadron's suddenly-demonstrated destructive power, as the dashed-line traces of the squadron's own missiles streaked across the plot towards their own targets. Suddenly, they began to vanish salvo by salvo, blazing like stars in the night as their heavy antimatter warheads triggered far short of any target. Their message was somewhat more subtle than that sent to the six victims of the Sixth's main cannons.

West could only hope it was received.
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The atmosphere in the immaculately white office at the top of the Presidential Palace was unusually tense. A great number of very important people had assembled here, physically and hologrammatically, to make a decision of some magnitude. President Sinclair was present in the flesh, wearing a white suit that only served to enhance her strikingly platinum blonde hair. Hank and Twennysex were there too, both of them wearing black suits that appeared almost designed to complement each other. Olympic manifested, for once, not as a fuzzy holo but fully formed, attesting the importance of the event.

There were others too: Flash Stalin, for once not the ranking Star Fleet officer, was accompanied by a trio of senior generals from the Force and the Marine Corps. Others were representatives of the Paladin Group: a burly, self-confident Par-Sec commander and a shadowy operative from the Cerberus Syndicate whose every movement was watched very closely by DCEID Abielle Magritte, who wore an expression like that of a hungry cat eyeing a canary. Finally two foreign dignitaries completed the group: Forum Chairman Alton Nureno and Senior Warmastar Trego Oduna'Fel, respectively the most powerful and the second most powerful being in the Cevaukian Ascendancy.

“Ladies, gentlemen,” Sinclair addressed the group and couldn't quite keep a note of excitement out of her voice. “I've called you here because we have a choice to make. To launch, or not to launch. It's up to us, here and now, to make that decision.”

Alton Nureno regarded her with the unnatural stillness of a full-body cybermod. “We do not seem to be complete,” he bassed. “Is the Imperial contingent not attending?”

“The Imperial Navy is... otherwise engaged,” injected General Summers melodically. Her deep blue Star Force uniform clung lightly to the enhanced curves of her transhuman body in a way that would be more than enough to give people ideas. “And given the company they keep we thought it prudent not to bother the Golden Throne with the specific details of this particular operation.”

Nureno glanced at the hulking Nakhtar beside him. “Because of the Bragulans you say,” the Warmaster moved his dual razor-jaws in the disconcerting way that was his species' way of expressing amusement. “Yes, so you say. But this would not have anything to do with that time, so long ago, the Imperials stole Apexai technology for their experimental ship, would it?” A high-powered claw gestured at the only Apexai in the room. “Your little grey friend would not be the architect of this operation, would he?”

As usual Twennysex didn't show any outward signs of emotion. Sinclair seemed poised to deny the accusation but Hank pre-empted her. “Quite,” he said softly, and levelly regarded the massive alien. “Is that going to be a problem?”

Alien eyes, burning with a ferocious intellect, bored down on him, and Hank realized once more that it wasn't quite clear who actually controlled the Ascendancy. In theory it was Nureno... But in theory the Ascendancy was also a democracy. But it was still the Chairman who replied, “no, it won't. As long as RingTra receives its agreed-upon share of the bounty.”

“Of course.”

“A share? A share for what exactly?” scoffed Stalin. “Making sure the hyperlanes to and from Thyiiluue are clear? We could do that ourselves too.”

“Indeed we could,” Sinclair shut off any potential Cevaucian protestations. “But unlike some of our brash neighbours we know better than to place our military forces in a forward position without ample support. Our Ascendant allies will stand by to secure our approach and if necessary our withdrawal from Wild Space so that we don't need to. In exchange, we have agreed that CMC R&D gets dibs on some of the artefacts we retrieve. It's a fair trade.”

There was some muttering, and the Paladin Group commanders clearly weren't too happy they hadn't managed to secure a similar deal, but nobody dared protest too much, something helped greatly by the fearsomely combative looks on the faces of Warmaster Trego and Abielle Magritte. President Sinclair seemed pleased with that result, and planted her white boots on top of the expansive glass executive desk. “If there are no objections, then there is still the original question to address. Do we go now, or do we wait?”

Olympic spoke up. The CI had elected to manifest as a sexless humanoid in a black turtleneck sweater. “The Bragulans have not yet engaged the Multiversal Empire. If we move, they still have time to withdraw from the coalition.”

General Summers nodded. “However, they can hardly withdraw now without making themselves look like fools in the eyes of their alien allies. Their propaganda machine is already in full-swing talking about the horrors perpetrated by the Multiversal Empire.”

“This is correct,” the CompInt agreed. “Moreover it will take several weeks before the Bragulan fleet will be in position to counter our forces at Thyiiluue, even if they turn around immediately.”

“In effect this is the ideal time to strike, then,” argued Sinclair. “If they withdraw from the coalition they'll look silly... And if they don't we'll have even more time before their fleet is in any condition to threaten us directly. Whatever they do, we win.”

“That remains to be seen,” injected Marine Corps General Kandinsky. “None of you are going to be at risk of getting shot up if this goes south.”

“I beg to differ general,” the diminutive Apexai spoke up for the first time. “I shall be accompanying your fleet with a group of my fellows. You will be needing our services once you reach the surface.”

“I'm coming along for the ride as well,” added Hank.

“A Shield strike-team eh?” Kandinsky seemed to appraise Twennysex with a new respect. “Well I suppose we can use all the help we can get.” Then he looked at Hank. “Though with all due respect, sir. Everybody knows what happens when you die. It's not that impressive”

The tycoon snickered. “I take your point, general.”

Sinclair looked round the room with a look of intense satisfaction on her face. “All in favour then? Excellent. Let's get this show on the road.” She manipulated some unseen switch on her desk and a hidden panel sprung open, containing nothing but a single giant red button. “I had this installed just for the occasion.”

“You're such a showoff,” muttered Hank.

“Ain't I just?” smiled the President. A press of the button sent a single signal careening through the Datasphere. It was picked up and decrypted at Formalhaut fleet staging grounds, where it had been expected for some time. Orders echoed through the massive hulls of Star Force warships. Engines came alive with the otherworldly flicker of dark energy. Weapons charged. Hyperfields aligned. The United Solarian Star Force's 13th Expeditionary Group jumped into hyperspace, bound for Wild Space on the Bragulan frontier.

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ELYSIANS PARTY! IV!

Post by Simon_Jester »

ELYSIANS PARTY! IV!
Previously, in the Tale of Stronggo wrote:A great cheer went up from the noble retinue of the most manly-bevirtued hero STRONGGO, as the kraken's inconceivable and enormitous form went LIMP behind them. And so did they round the great gas giant by which the battle had been fought, in a widdershins direction, so as to ensure that they sailed off into the sunset.

But it was Phylonctetes the Arch-Archer, unwearied in his corselet of linen rather than of heavy and densified metal, who first recalled that there was one question left unresolved.

"Where did that "NYAH!" come from, anyway?"

Even the wisest, first-speakers in counsel and most literate of the hero-comrades, knew not. None could recall having ever heard such a thing before this day. And so all among the Elysians did resolve then to SEARCH the surrounding systems, for there was much curiosity about this cry, as it sounded not like something which the blurbling voice of the kraken itself might have said.
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Elysian Hero-Trireme Far-Go
Searching the Nine Vectors*
The Month of Augustus, 4153 AUC**

*Sector B-26
**GODDAMN SURREAL TIME!


Aye, gentle listener, you will no doubt recall the tiny scoutship, which had come to these stars seeking to learn what fate had befallen them after the great mass of the MEHstars landed in their midst. Curiously had they poked their noses into the lands claimed by the whalemen, and save only for the doughty heroism of indomitable STRONGGO, their curiosity would have been the death of them all. For the MEHmen, being lazy and inert like unto the great star-potatoes of Zebulon II, feared to fare beyond their four stars and policed the spaces they claimed not! So did these constellations become the haunting-ground of diverse pirates, renegades, cheese-smoking desperadonians, bizarre bohemianoid metasthelelites, and still more bizarre starbeasts. Far from the least of this kind was the terrible KRAKEN, and yet the warriors of Elysium proved yet more again than that, by RAMMING and BOARDING the kraken, doing battle with the blasphoritous immune system found therein, and slaying it with a tremendous blast of exploderiffic and concussating violence to its very heart!

But though the Elysians had sallied forth to do battle with the enormity at the call of the beleaguered scouts, the identity and nature of the scouts they knew not. For aye, the reconnaissanceers had hidden their ship like a tiny meepfish among the rocks of a giant planetary ring, thus concealing themselves from the kraken's hunger for a time. This had saved them all, for their cries of "NYAAAH!" were heard and heeded by the Elysians, weary and disgusted though those upright specimens were after their endless toils and the useless lamelings they had beheld in the MEHstars.

And yet that which hid them from the kraken also hid them from the Elysians, for the scouts had chosen their hiding spot well, advised by their meteorologists' study of the swarm of meteors. Aye, nor were they yet sure the kraken was truly DESTROYED, for they had at best hoped to be saved by less valiant warriors, who would surely have sought to slay the beast from long range, like unto a cowardly archer perching in a plane-tree or tree-plane and pelting his foes with darts from above. Thus would the kraken normally be destroyed using such appurtenances as hydrotomic cannon or lassiters. Not having detected the cyclonic force of such weaponries, which were needed not by mighty STRONGGO and his hallowed company as they grappled with the beast directly, the scouts knew not whether the kraken yet lived, and feared to emerge from where they lay. Instead did they conceal themselves from the heroes' gaze, in blushing youthlike modesty and shivering fear of being fallen upon and devoured.

The Elysian ranks, though, did contain TRACKERS, wise in the arts of stalking and concealment. Once their own interests were roused and they became curious as to the origin of the great NYAH, soon did they determine that the meteors would have served admirably in this way. Stronggo himself made a decision, with the speed and boldness that was his wont.

"HAIL THEM!"

The Elysian smiths and artisans answered the call. Though even an artisan on this ship of heroes was a warrior of renown, as was the case with Ferricles the Smith, so blessed of Hephulcan, god of craftsmen, that his every working was priceless like the sunstones of Herkaloo XVIII, and yet blessed enough of Mares, god of war, that he did once headbutt a minotaurian mutoid with such force that it did COLLAPSE, lowing in dismay rather than goring him with its mighty horns.

Ferricles and his comrades set themselves about aligning the great aetheric transmitters of the trireme, stringing great aerial grids from the mast and rigging with the aid of the oarsmen. They did connect their communication apparatuses with quick and long-practiced skill, having much experience in communicating with the barbarians these past months.
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The master smith gave unto invincible Stronggo the speaking-tube of the communicator, the macrophone which would amplify his voice that it might be heard across countless myriads of leagues. And Stronggo did GREET the unknown, calling out into the rocks and dusts of the ring:

"HAIL, WANDERERS, AND WELL MET! THE BEAST IS SLAIN! WHO ARE YOU?"

Soon did a reply come forth, and this too was detectulated, for the mighty communicators of the Elysians were also receptors.

"...Nyah?"

"WHAT DOES 'NYAH' MEAN?" Stronggo did tap his foot in impatience, and one of the deck-planks of the great trireme did splinter slightly under his idle motions.

"Lallalu, give me that you silly... greetings, unidentified vessel. This is the Chamarran survey vessel... in Galstandard it would translate as Oooh Shiny!"

Among the Elysian heroes there was a murmur, for they had heard not of this 'Chamarran' people, which perhaps explained why they spoke among themselves in a barbarian language that could not be understanded, and consisted so heavily of 'nyah.' Indeed, these were no doubt unusual barbarians, nyahnyahians even! But Stronggo, divinely-inspired Stronggo, knew that there were many wondrous and strange races among the remote constellations, many of which were worthy even if they are not known among the fairest stars of beloved Elysium.

Astrometrius the Navigator, beloved of Mathenerva, did 'ahem' to mighty Stronggo, and point to a blue star shining brightly in the heavens- but this was no ordinary star, for it did WANDER and was therefore a planet. "Behold, in the distance, a moonlet fair to see, covered with bounteous seas and isles! Perhaps we might meet the strangers there, and speak of affairs in person? For who knows what manner of creatures these 'Chamarrans' might be?"

The son of Ironbeef grunted his assent, and hailed the scouts once again.

"LET US FARE TO YONDER PLANETOID, AND REST!"

Then did the detectulators of the hero-trireme observe many sounds of agreement, some verbal, and some subvocalized. There was much nyahing, and the voice upon the foreigners' aetheric communicator did reply:

"Sure!"

The scoutship then cast off its anchors and released the great stone behind which it was hiding, and darted towards the moon, propelled by some invisible and mysterious technosorcery. The Elysians followed, plying their OARS mightily to catch up. But they were weary from their labors and battles, and fewer in number on account of their wounded, and their noble covered ship proved the slower. The drummers beat a quicker time to catch up, lest they be left too far behind the strangers' tail, and all did redouble their efforts, thus regaining some of the distance as the keen-eyed helmsman did gauge the distances and speeds required most skillfully.

The strangers set down their gleaming metallic vessel upon a great sandy beach of this world, which had long since been TIDELOCKED by the potent gravitations of the giant gas-world so nearby. Thus were its beaches largely unperturbed by such great variances in the levels of the seas as afflict the world of Fundiffulous, where fishermen must build their wharves hundreds of feet high and be careful only to board their ships at the highest of tides, lest they be put to the test as submariners, which they are not! The Elysians, taking care with their ship after its long journey, did touch down in the waters some distance from shore and ROW towards the sands. When the helmsman judged the moment proper, then did the Elysians RETRACT their mighty oars and leap from the vessel, lifting it upon their shoulders and carrying it ashore. Stronggo, mightiest of all the Elysians, more so even than Ajaxalon the Greater of the wall-like bullshield, did take it upon himself to carry the stern all by himself, while his men hefted other portions of the ship.

So was the TRIREME hauled up onto the land, that later it might be examined by the craftsmen and carpentronicians to see if any repairs to its adamantine-shod ram and planking were needful. Here the brave sons of fair Elysium met those whose lives they had saved by doing battle with the terrible kraken, and their captain.

She was a woman, seemingly of ordinary proportions and not uncomely, but possessed of strange and inhuman features- for she had great ears atop her head like unto those of a cat, and also a tail like unto that of some great hunting feline. And lo, did the captain of the strange otherworlders behold the mighty TRIREME, and its crew of gloriously-bemuscled and supremely manly Elysians. The nearhumanoid was most perplexed at the sight of the Elysian heroes for some reason, for she did cry out in a loud yet strangely adorable voice:

"But... but... HOW?!"

At this very moment did one of her crew fall into a deep swoon, collapsing upon the sand of the beach. Some among the not-quite-so-merry band of inhumans did GLARE at their captain, and one made so bold as to upbraid her:

"Are you trying to drag physics into things at a time like this?"

The captain of the felinoideans did then gasp in shock, as though she had committed some mysterious SIN according to the strange customs of her folk, all unknowing, and replied "No!" Then she did direct assorted healers and medicoes to tend to the one who had collapsed, who latterly recovered from her spell of fainting. Perhaps the sin was forgiven, or perhaps the strange beings made some other sacrifice of unknown nature to the gods, or perhaps it was just coincidence; of this, gentle listener, I know not.

Stronggo, noble Stronggo, did call forth the apothecaries and physicians of his own band to tend to his own wounded more thoroughly, now that they were on the sun-kissed shores of the planetoid and not upon the pitching, vacuum-tossed deck of the trireme. Those among the hero-comrades who had suffered acid burns, broken limbs, or other injurious damages in valiant and bright-bladed battle against the immune system of the dread kraken were brought out into hastily prepared shelters. The healers of the strangers saw this, and some did move to AID the Elysians, those wise and careful heirs and descendants of the great physician-demigod Hippocrasclepites.

At the sight of this, the Elysians and the foreigners began to mingle, realizing that though they might come from opposite ends of the very cosmos and be in few ways even remotely like unto one another, yet had they survived a common ordeal. In gratitude to the weary hero-astrogonauts, the strangers did bid them be as guests on this new planetoid, which had been property of their otherworldly people these last few minutes since the Oooh Shiny! had landed upon its shores. Thus did they aid the indomitable yet hungry and thirstful warriors to make preparations for a great celebratory FEAST!

The Beaches of an Unknown Worldlet
Some Little Time Later


Quadroptolemus, arch-farmer of Eleusoidos, was sore perplexed as he approached Astrometrius the Navigator, most scholarly of the Elysians. Yea, he did scratch his head in confusion.

"I do not understand. What manner of beings are these, who are in many respects like unto comely women, yet in other respects like unto a herd of cats? All men know of the immortal sorceror-lords of Khitai, the not-so-immortal yet skillful technosorcerors of Sumeria, the menacing hordes of PERSIA. And I had thought myself no fool, wise in travelers' tales of the distant vectors of the cosmos. I know many stories of cannibal blemmyemen with faces in the middle of their chests, of squeaking weaseloid aliens who worship sinister gods and wield limitless energies, and of the unipod-men of the antipodal un-stars of the Southern Cross, who have only one giant foot and hop everywhere they go. I have heard rumors of invulnerable supermen who fight for truth, justice, and their own way, of giant bears that ply fearsome nucleonic arsenals of destruction, of the many-headed Hydralisks which can be slain only with fire, of massive tyrant lizards with names that ordinary men cannot even pronounce. Where even rumor does not go, I have heard whispers of strange mechanical creatures who babble unceasingly and attempt to recruit their fellows into a hubristic war against the very gods, of men who share all property among themselves in common and have learned how to dissolve into mist at a whim, of ferocious barbalien empires whose three-eyed, glaring overlords are so fierce and uncommunicative that none may say what transpires within their borders, and of countless other beings. But in all my many listenings, never have I heard of such creatures as these. I know them not, friend Astrometrius. Do you?"

Astrometrius, beloved of Mathenerva, nodded. "Aye, they are strange denizens of the void. Not unworthy, yet strange indeed. They must be some kind of nymphs."

"Nymphs?"

"Aye. 'Tis well known."

"Explain, oh scholarly-bearded one."

"Well. In forests, you get dryads..."
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"...in rivers you get naiads..."
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"...apparently, in space you get these... Chamarrans."
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Quadroptolemus nodded slowly. "Sensible."

And lo, in celebration of their victory and survival, did the Elysians and the NYMPHS build great PYRES and hold a mighty BARBECUE on the beach! For all was well with the cosmos, and the terrible beast had been slain. Indeed, the Elysians themselves brought great slabs of flesh, carved from the choicest innards of the dread Kraken, and roasted them over the flames with the aid of the nymphs, who proved artful at the preparation of carniferiffic meat dishes, though prone to play with their food unnecessarily. So was it fulfilled, the oath of STRONGGO, mighty son of IRONBEEF, to dine on calamari!

Along with this was one of the many delectable dishes of Elysian cuisine, for the Elysians did retrieve great CHEESES from the holds of their covered ship. These cheeses they placed upon assorted iron platters and warm stones, suitable for frying, where they did douse the cheeses with the mightiest and most glouriously spiritous of meads and wines, refined and concentrated using the secret distillation techniques of the Klavostarabian alchemists! Then did they IGNITE the cheese with burning brands, and STRONGGO, mighty STRONGGO, did call out in a voice that shook the heavens,

"OP-PA!"

After the ritual was completed, the Elysians did FALL UPON the burning cheese, devouring it hungrily. And it was good.

After the feasting there were assorted celebratory contests, of singing and dancing, of skill at arms such as the javelin, razordiscus, and the nymphs' own preferred implements of destructification such as the beamblaster. Some among the Elysians proposed a chariot race, but this had to be CALLED OFF on account of there being neither chariots nor steeds within many megamegaleagues, so far as the Elysians knew.

Others partook of diverse manner of more peaceable sports. The nymphs even introduced the fair sons of Elysium to an entirely NEW sport, hitherto UNKNOWN to their glourious homeland, involving a net, like unto those used for fishing, but hung vertically like unto the stockade of a fortified camp, and also involving a round ball, as may be made with an inflated bladder and assorted strips of well-cured hide. The ball is bounced back and forth across of the net by the lightly-clad teams on the two sides. The nymphs proved surprisingly ADEPT at this, though the rugged-countenanced heroes of Elysium did prove their formidable athletic MERIT by making good account of themselves in this strange new sport, of which they had known not before.

But after some long hours of feasting and sport, the little world's sun began at last to set, and the two groups returned to contests requiring less illumination, of singing and storytelling. The Elysians did sing the sagas of mighty warrior-heroes like noble HERACULES, and the nymphs did introduce the heroes to the odd and intriguing tales of their people, large of eye, small of mouth, and with words strange and amusing to the ears of those who speak not the tongue of the otherworlder.

After darkness fell and the strange constellations around that world were revealed in jeweled glory, it is claimed by some that some among the Elysians did DISPORT with some of the merrier and more frolicsome of the nymphs, while others did not, according to their preferences and temperamentalities. But of this, the poets know no more, and what they do know they do not agree upon, and what they do agree upon is most surely unsafe for the doughty LABORER who must toil at his daily tasks under the Argus-eyes of his oversightful employer. And so I close this portion of the saga of ROCK STRONGGO!
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Re: SDNW4 Story Thread 2

Post by KlavoHunter »

Farthing Worlds
Sector B-26


♫♫ Music! ♫♫

When the Multiuniversal Empire of Happiness finally realized that their new neighbors were very much serious about this war business, it had seemed only logical to stock the larders and prepare for siege - An unhappy fortress with poor morale was one doomed to fall! Plant matter was far easier to grow and synthesize, but meat - tender, succulent meat, was harder to get just right via vat-growth, and the free ranges of the planets of the Wolf 359 sector had been plundered and sundered by the Orks, depriving them of a main source of such.

Already, the Tauren of Bos had been harvested alongside the other large surface creatures of their fertile continents, leaving the agricultural fields of the beef-people to lay fallow, to be picked at by the few traumatized survivors and the rodent-analogues of the planet. The ill-programmed AI slaughterbots in the holds washed themselves down to food-safe sanitary conditions, and were soon at work again as the Meat Fleet settled into orbit of the planet Lepus.

Not even the paranoid Bragulans had seriously considered that the hated humans of the MEH would begin attempting to harvest helpless sapients, and so had only a minimal amount of standard antihuman guerrilla aid close to paw. But when the few hidden old starships of Bos came bearing Tauren refugees - derided as MEAT PIRATES by the unbelievably negligent officers of the MEH - the Bragulans rushed everything they had to Lepus when it became clear it and its rabbit-people were next upon the MEH’s menu.

After millions had been slaughtered and harvested on Lepus, the stubborn determination of the Bragulan-armed rabbit people was finally noticed by MEH logistics clerk Clodd Stryfe aboard the Meat Fleet as an anomalous rate of maintenance failures amongst the AI bots. After some consideration over a very happy dinner of filet mignon and Welsh Rabbit, Grand Rear Admiral Schuyler Colfax decided to move on to the next world - speed was essential here, for the enemy could come at any time! He could leave someone else to figure out the mystery of the attrition rates on this planet, some other time. There were other planets to harvest meat from, after all!



HSF Pounce From Behind!
Sector D-24


“NYAHHHHHHHHHH!” exploded an inexperienced young catgirl-ensign as her sensor board lit up, shocking the Shipmistress awake from her nap in the captain’s chair. She’d thought it would be BORING to be assigned away from MEH Space in one of their clan’s sleek sexy Blade Stealth Cruisers. But the traditional hyperlanes from Klavostan were still watched for a reason even in this time of expected peace, and the sheer swift speed of the thunder run of an entire Klavostani fleet with fast tankers was breathtaking to behold. But it was obvious that they were not headed for the Hierarchy, not this time... Dutifully, they reported back to command this sight, and then continued to tail the human fleet, getting to watch as those tankers went through the motions of refueling the antimatter-hungry warships, and then turned back for home, while the warships plunged off towards the MEH again...


Quilbore System, Farthing Worlds
Sector B-26, Xena Sector
May 17, 3401


EHW Yorkshire (Pudding)

Grand Rear Admiral Colfax was again tucking into a meaty meal when the Red Alert sounded. Glaring angrily at the lights and sirens, he finished cutting the large hunk of rare-cooked rabbit off with his knife, and popped it into his mouth with his fork. Delicious, the way he’d thought when cooked like this. He fancied himself as becoming something of a meat connoisseur these past few days- the perks of being in command of the logistical fleet. Now on to business, what could possibly be happening to require a Red Alert, not even an hour before they entered orbit and commenced harvesting? He pondered this further as he got in the turbolift.

RKS Yavuz

As the sights of the MEH PIE Ships, their handful of escorts, and the planet Quilbore grew larger at their consoles, one of the sensor officers aboard the flagship’s bridge leaned over in his crash chair to speak to his comrade. “So this is the planet Quilbore, hey? I think my cousin stopped here and traded some farm tools for fresh produce once.”

“Is that so? Just another good reason to stop them, as if eating sapient pig wasn’t already... double haraam.” he pronounced, with an aghast expression on his face. Then, he straightened up in his seat, and turned his head back up along the bridge. “Sir, they’re deploying landing craft!” It wasn’t entirely necessary to relay such things by a method as ancient as one’s own voice, as the holograms conveyed such already. But it was a reinforcement that the Royal Klavostani Star Navy was a human organization, made up of humans just as much as it was by cold iron hulls. That war was not just a thing carried out by coolly calculating machines, hypertech hardware and nigh-sentient software.

Further up along the bridge, Fleet Admiral Sulaiman Ziane meditatively scratched his fingernails through his beard, as he contemplated the best way to slice up these PIEs. Yes, that had to be interrupted- if he didn’t intercept the landers before they could deploy their ground contingents, the butchery would start all over again. Range to target was long, but not unmanageable... but he could not forget the reports from the stealth ships in the sector, who reported the reinforcements of a much more serious MEH fleet, coming on fast. He’d never cut it this close before, not even that one time as a young destroyer captain when he’d fooled an Ork pirate into range by camouflaging his ship as an asteroid...

“All ships, prepare to fire only on the landing craft, main guns to low yield rapid fire. Hold fire on all missiles, we’ll need every last one of them if our new friends ever manage to catch up to us.” He paused as he watched the distance between the two fleets close rapidly...

“Fire!”
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EHW Obliteration

“Sir, we’re still an hour out, but the Food Fleet is hailing us. They’re being mauled by some unknown enemy fleet.”

“Who?”

“Er, unknown, like I said. Ummm... some of the dronebots got a visual- boxy things, guns on the front end, some really wacky decoration along the flanks. Maybe they’re space art majors?”

“Scrawny cheese-smoking artists! Damn them! Do they want us to starve? Alert the engineerbots, it’s time for a speed run!” Captain Machiavelli paused and sighed. “Interrupt the Admiral’s holoprogram to inform her we are at Red Alert.”

The MEH Slaughter Device redlined its powerful engines, propelling its massive superdense hull through hyperspace at surprising speed, less like a waddling hog and more like a charging hippopotamus. The rest of the battlegroup followed in its wake.


EHW Diverticulitis
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Captain Buck Ustra heard loud human screaming on the bridge, and after a few moments, realized he ought to order his crew to orderly silence. He found he had to stop screaming, first, as space in between the Meat Fleet and the tender, juicy green planet below filled with more bigawattage of blue beamcannon fire than he’d ever seen before - far, far more than the tiny, outmatched Jaffar had fired back in her dying moments.

“Ossus! Quit screaming! Quiet on deck!” Buck ordered snappishly the moment his geneered lungs had sucked down a breath after ceasing to himself scream, when it became apparent that the Diverticulitis was not itself the victim of that incredible display of firepower.

“But you were too-” Master Ossuarius began to protest.

“Not now! FIRE!”

“At what, sir?”

“Anything! All of them! The closest one!” Buck babbled, changing his mind repeatedly. With a sigh, Master Ossarius passed the orders down to fire control, and the Diverticulitis belted out two disruptor bolts and a hail of turbolaser fire, as one of the best-armed vessels amongst the Meat Fleet. But the overwhelming force of the Klavostani fleet was too great to be threatened by this, nearly a hundred overlapping ECM suites doing their best to utterly foil the enemy’s attempt to focus fire on any one vessel. Ironically, somewhat like the skirmishes between the empires of Scarlet and Midnight Blue, not a single human had died yet this day, for the MEH was too weak, and the Klavostani targets bore only cargoes of slaughterbots, and empty refrigerated holds.

Captain Buck Ustra instinctively flinched back into his seat away from the enhanced images of the blazing starships as they made their close approach at such high speed, diffuse IFFs proclaiming this fleet to be the Royal Star Navy of the MEH’s new near neighbors, Klavostan! How confusing, for that nation had uniformly proven polite and helpful for those MEH traders and explorers who had come asking their blunt questions about this new universe!

“What’s the matter with these guys, is this their safari planet or something? Wasn’t very well marked if so!” Buck uselessly wondered out loud as he watched nigh-helplessly at the display of firepower before him. If this kept up much longer, the enemy would run out of landers to shoot at and perhaps move on to bigger prey..!

RKS Yavuz

Thousands of heavy surface-to-orbit landers were converting to exploding blossoms of metallic debris as they were obliterated by the fantastic energies conveyed by FTL particles that had been slowed down to mere c to interact with their targets. This night, the bravest of the pig-people of Quilbore stared up at the lights in the skies that their wisest elders had foretold would decide the fate of their world tonight, and wondered if they were saved.

“We’re picking up a large mobile mass incoming, Admiral... very large.” Admiral Ziane sighed to himself as he heard the report and saw as much on the displays. I knew this was going to be close, but what I’d give for just a few more minutes at point-blank range here...!

“Continue on course, maximum speed. Continue firing en passant until we leave effective range.”

Rocketing through the debris field they’d just created, 8th Fleet streaked between the Food Fleet and the planet, scything down so many more landers that were trying to make planetfall. As they receded off into the distance, running clear for the hyper limit at the other side of the solar system, their fire tapered off to a halt; some while later, the last of the Meat Fleet’s ships finally ceased fire.


EHW Yorkshire (Pudding)

Terrified and panting on the bridge, it took Grand Rear Admiral Colfax quite some time to calm down, so much adrenaline surging through his body. Finally, his stomach growled at the dinner it had been denied earlier, and he stood up. “Damage report. I’ll take it in my private mess.” Watching the sight of the Obliteration and Admiral Williams’ Mobile Fleet chasing out the invaders. He’d have to thank her with a dinner soon as well.

MEH Senior Clerk Clodd Stryfe glared annoyedly at the host-bot before the door to the Admiral’s private mess. “I don’t care if he said not to be disturbed, I must speak with the Admiral! Your malfeasance menaces the MEH’s mission to amass multitudes of mouthwatering meat!” Considering himself clever, Clodd did not mention his desire to also dine on the delicious source of the scents he could smell through the door. Considering this for an exaggerated moment, the AI hostbot stepped out of the way to let him in.

“Ah! Cobb! Good to see you again. Have a seat and a steak, and enjoy the show.” Gesturing towards the display, the sight of the Obliteration and fleet in hyper, trying their damnest to run down the lean forms of the treacherous Klavostanis, but it seemed that the interlopers had enough of a narrow head start that it was unlikely they’d catch them in this sprint - perhaps in a long chase, but Admiral Williams would not commit to that when her duty was the defense of the Meat Fleet.

“Clodd, sir. Anyways, as anxious to harvest new and delicious meats as I know you are, I’ve calculated our initial combat loss groupings... We’ve lost so many harvester bots and heavy lift landers to those damn corsairs that we would actually harvest faster if we pull the fleet back home to resupply, rather than waiting for a convoy to reach us out here with replacements.”

“And they’d probably blow that convoy up, too, the backstabbers!” Grand Rear Admiral Schuyler Colfax thundered, “Yes, yes, you’re right, you must be right. Recall all units.” While he’d considered that even a single cargo shuttle full of the exotic meats of this new planet would be more than he himself could eat, it was more imperative that he gather enough for everyone in what little time they had before their many new enemies attacked in more force!


Quilbore

On this ominous night of fire in the skies and the chilling promise of death to all, Rustee crouched in the brush, porcine snout flaring as he breathed as deeply and quietly as he could. Violence was not an especially familiar thing to the peaceful pig-people, but it couldn’t be much different than swinging something over the head to subdue an overly drunk and rambunctious boar. But this night Rustee clutched his grandfather’s heirloom farming tool, made of a metal so fine that he and his friends would split the hardest and largest of rocks with it for fun while drunk. Would it be enough? For horrendous beasts were in the woods this night...
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With a squeal, Rustee stood up and raised his tool when they spotted him, grave, bladed figures in the moonslight. They advanced menacingly... and then stopped, as if hearing some sound only they could hear. Then, they turned, and went back the way they had came, ignoring Rustee as if he were not there. He knew not what had happened this night, but eventually he lowered the heavy metal tool, and snuck his way back home, for fear of being followed by these revenants somehow still. This would be a story he’d have to tell the piglets one day...
"The 4th Earl of Hereford led the fight on the bridge, but he and his men were caught in the arrow fire. Then one of de Harclay's pikemen, concealed beneath the bridge, thrust upwards between the planks and skewered the Earl of Hereford through the anus, twisting the head of the iron pike into his intestines. His dying screams turned the advance into a panic."'

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The operation was timed to strike immediately after the Klavostani thunder run. After the Chamarrans had detected the Klavostani fleet inbound, the go signal was given to the OMINOUS forces tasked to intervene in the Farthing Worlds. However, unlike the humans’ lightning raid, the inhumanist forces would find the MEH’s presence in Farthing reinforced by the MEH Navy’s Xena Mobile Fleet - a move the MEH had hoped to discourage any further Klavostani harassments. But the forces of Inhumanity would not be so easily discouraged, as they would soon discover.



Operation Inhuman Protector

Farthing Worlds
Sector B-26
May 18, 3401


The gunskimmers screamed into the system first, painting everything with a full shameless blast of active-aggressive nucleonic sensor arrays, scouring space for any and all signs of the enemy. They found them. The Xena Mobile Fleet had stationed itself in the inner system, in a defensive position near Quilbore - the world the Klavostanis had graced during their quick visit to Farthing. With that ascertained, and with the enemy now fully aware of their presence as they maintained their defensive positions in anticipation of another attack, the gunskimmers transmitted their findings to the others.

And they came. All of them. The sensor arrays the MEHN had installed to prevent another surprise attack, already battered by the thermonucleo-acoustic transmissions of the gunskimmers, were now subject to a crescendo of hyperspatial cascades as two sizable OMINOUS fleets entered Farthing.

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The First Ominous Overfleet was the first to arrive. Composed of both Bragulan and Chamarran warships from the Imperial Bragulan Navy’s Kosmoflott Bragotyomkin, the Hierarchy Spaceforce’s Second, Third and Fourth Battlefleets. Their powers combined was almost thrice that of all MEHN forces present in the system, and was understandably cause for concern for those who had so casually invaded the Farthing peoples and were now, ironically, on the defensive against a superior force.

The Second Ominous Overfleet arrived shortly after. It was twice the tonnage and strength to the Xena Mobile Fleet and was wholly comprised of warships from the Federated Ascendancy’s swift Starfleet, a mixed force of Ascendant humans and Franco-Formics who, despite their differences, were unified under a common cause - that of outrage against atrocity, and a burning desire to bring great justice for the peoples of Farthing that transcended all differences between races and cultures.

But in the face of this righteous force of fury, the MEHN stood resolute - as unmovable as a defiant bull whale that had marked a land as its territory, for their seemingly docile appearances and superficially imbicilic natures belied their military formidability and their ruthlessness. Despite the quaint, unimaginative exteriors of the MEHN warships, intelligence gathered from the Battle of Wolf 359 showed that their ships had grossly disproportionate power outputs and weapons yields exceeding previous estimations and calculations. No one could be complacent against a people capable of doing the things the MEH had done in Farthing.

They hailed the OMINOUS forces

“Klavostani raiders! This is the Multiversal Empire of Happiness Navy. You are in violation of MEH territory and have, just yesterday, attacked and destroyed massive quantities of MEH agricultural equipment. You have only one opportunity, this one, to stand your forces down and leave MEH space. Or else...”

OR ELSE WHAT?!” the Bragulans responded with a deafening transmission. Their aggressive-aggressive communications arrays were designed to broadcast messages very loudly, to the point of overwhelming unprepared recipient systems with the audiovisual feedback. In the bridge of the MEH command ship, a very large, very loud and very angry-looking hologram of a Bragulan was now snarling at the crew’s faces. “FOOLISH HUMAN SHITS!

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EHW Obliteration

The communications officer managed to dial down the volume just in time, before the Bragulan could continue speaking and deafening them even more. His booming roars became attenuated to merely vicious snarls, allowing the bridge officers to remove their hands from their ears.

“MEH Commander, I am Front-Admiral Nykanor Zyvan Nikhamov of the OMINOUS coalition forces. We are here to liberate the Farthing Worlds and all of its outlying planets. You are in direct violation of Farthing space and have openly attacked the Farthing people. Lower your shields and power down your weapon systems. The OMINOUS will be taking custody of your ships and whatever spoils you have garnered from these planets.”

How dare those aliens try to steal the worlds the Goddess wanted? The MEH commander glared at the beast barking in her holotank. If they had the audacity to think that they could just bully the MEH around, well, they were in for a really big surprise. She got off her command throne and gave the bear a piece of her mind.

“Admiral Nikhamov, I am Admiral Bellatrix Williams, and you are not known to me. Whatever leniency I extended to you and your Klavostani comrades before, may have been in error. If you persist and don’t halt your course, we will burn your anorexic fleet down to the last being.”

She crossed her arms and raised her chin confidently, as though daring her adversary to defy her will. The Goddess’ will. They wouldn’t dare, she was certain of it.

Which was why the guttural chuckle that emanated from the bear genuinely surprised and infuriated her to no end.

“I'm going to have to assume that was a hostile response...” Nikhamov growled before his hologram disappeared, replaced by a floating map showing the enemy fleets moving towards MEH lines.

Admiral Bellatrix Williams took account of the situation. By their Singular Intellects’ estimates, the OMINOUS forces in front her massively outgunned the Mobile Fleet. OMINOUS. She wondered where in Space Hell did they come from. They were clearly different actors from that coalition led by the other humans in the galaxy, those bulimic blowhards so full of pompous rhetoric and righteous rage. The OMINOUS wanted Farthing, to protect those cows and rabbits. Fine. They could have it. For now, at least.

She knew they couldn’t take the OMINOUS, not here and not now, so far away from solar system supportive elements like defense stations and rapid reinforcements hot out of the warp gates. She couldn’t count for them to come and back her up out here either, Goddess Sasha had approved the Turtle Doctrine, which was wise of Her. If the Assault Fleet left Xena to aid her, that would leave the whole system open to any attack - from the human coalition currently massing in the near-spinward, or maybe even from those suspicious rimward robots, those Xylyx. The same went for all the MEHN’s other fleets, which had to stay in their systems to keep them safe.

Admiral Williams gritted her teeth. It wasn’t an easy decision to make, turning tail like this, but making tough calls were part of her job.

“Tell the Food Fleet to evacuate from the system immediately,” she ordered from her command throne. “The Mobile Fleet is to protect the Meat Ships while engaging the OMINOUS in a fighting withdrawal. We’re heading back to Xena to consolidate our forces with the rest of the MEHN.”

“Admiral, the OMINOUS forces are closing in on us...” Captain Machiavelli noted nervously. He had seen the Orks at Wolf 359, he knew all too well what destruction they had wrought, but their entire WAAAAAGH! paled in comparison to what these aliens had here and now. “The Food Fleet has started evacuating, but some valuable cargoes are still dirtside and being extracted. We’re going to cut it pretty close, ma’am.”

“Very well. Initiate full-spectrum massive-aggressive ECM. Have the fleet to form up around us. Defense Pattern Endor. We’ll buy time for the PIE ships to leave with their cargo, but once all the valuables have left the system, we’re out of here.” Admiral Williams commanded. The PIEs were the ships that transported the meat and all other products harvested from Farthing, they were the most valuable things in the system, they were what the Mobile Fleet was here to defend. The other ships, like the ones that transported the Hunter-Eater machines, were not quite as indispensable - the factories could always build more of them. They would try to evacuate as many as they could, but the PIEs had priority, and they were not going stay and wait for the others with the OMINOUS coming down on them.

“Aye, Admiral.” Machiavelli nodded. The Obliteration’s Singular Intellect relayed the orders through the Mobile Fleet’s network of Metahiveminds and the warships assumed their positions in preparation for combat. The Obliteration itself began sending out a wall of ECM signals, the same ones that greatly diminished the effectiveness of the Ork onslaught at Wolf 359 and would now shield them and their precious PIEs from the enemy’s sensors and missile attacks.

The minutes went by, and more PIEs and other Meat Ships made their escape. The minutes went by, and the OMINOUS came closer and closer. It was only a matter of time.


Lepus
MEHNET-controlled territory


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In a final act of spite, the machines had spilled pollutants throughout the regions of Lepus under their control and set the chemicals ablaze. What they could not take with them, what they could not harvest or process, they destroyed or poisoned, in a feeble attempt to to ruin the world’s environment - for if the Goddess could not have the lush and verdant resources of Lepus, then no one could either.

The rapid withdrawal of the Hunter-Eaters gave General Wortwound’s forces the perfect opportunity to strike back, to smash their defense grid and most importantly liberate any and all remaining prisoners before the machines could transport them to the orbiting slaughterships. All over the planet, there was a mood of anticipation, of revelation. They had survived the onslaught, the machines were on the retreat, the slaughterships to Quilbore had been destroyed and now a freedom force had come to defeat the rest of the Food Fleet and drive them back to whatever misbegotten human worlds they came from.

The people emerged from their warrens and tunnels, breathing free air and feeling the sun on their fur. They rose up in a frenzy, smashing their oppressors, breaking the bonds of captivity and domestication. Some smeared themselves with blue paint and proclaimed that though the Hunter-Eaters might have had taken their world for a brief but dark time, the machines had never managed to take away their freedom.

Church bells rang as people praised the god Firth for their fortune. People took to the streets with radios blaring news reports from the observatories, which watched the departing Meat Ships and the brewing space battle. The freedom fleet was coming, and as it came nearer, it began transmitting - directly to Lepus, directly to the rest of Farthing - messages of hope, great speeches with messages of impending liberation, praises for their patriotism to a ‘Byzon’, and solemn promises to take the people responsible for what had happened on Farthing and stomp their human faces in. Stomp their human faces in so hard through the backs of their heads. Forever.

Meanwhile, far from the jubilant scenes of warrens and cities, deep in the wasted no-hare’s lands of Lepus, Special Owsla Groups had been dispatched to infiltrate enemy territory. Not only to attack the fleeing Hunter-Eaters or liberate captives from their pens, but to deliver a final strike against those who had unleashed the machines upon Lepus, the people who were responsible themselves. Wortwound had personally given them this mission, making them instruments of the Lapine race’s vengeance on those behind the hare holocaust.

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The SOG teams moved fast. The Hunter-Eaters were still disorganized and travelling back to their extraction zones whilst being harassed by regular Owsla units, guerrillas and the obstructions they had set up like roadblocks and minefields. The SOGs would head them off and reach the prize first. The prize being the horrific product of the machines’ great and terrible factory-processors, the precious cargo they were desperate to get off-world before the departure of their fleet. While many of the Lapines would rather burn it all rather than suffer having the machines take it with them, that wasn’t their mission. So they did what they were sent to do, they found the products, administered Wortwound’s weapon, and left the site pronto.

However, their exit routes were blocked by the arrival of the much-delayed Hunter-Eaters. And upon seeing the intruders, the harvesters’ rudimentary Singular Intellects encountered a conflict in directives. They were commanded to evacuate from the planet, yet securing Lapine samples for off-world transport and retaining the captives or recovering any escapees was a mission priority. After consulting the Metahivemind, they found their answer. They would let the Lapine soldiers live.

But they would take the Lapines with them. For processing.

The Special Owsla Groups were mostly reconnaissance teams, lightly armed and not outfitted for direct heavy combat. The Hunter-Eaters would have made short work of them. But reinforcements came. Hard.

More explosions dotted the blazing wastelands as Mad Peso helicopter gunships came in for strafing runs. The Hunter-Eaters returned, but their attempt at anti-aircraft fire distracted them from the Chook choppers that transported the SOGs’ backup teams. Large, armored forms fast-roped down to the ground and linked up with the SOGs. Heavy weapons teams were set up, anti-tank weapons were passed around. And then, together, they struck back at the metal motherfuckers and ruined their shit.

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There were Taurens, wielding surplus Grand Dominion Marine Corps wargear and trained by operatives of Special Forces Group FOXHOUND. These Moontagnards were survivors of the planet Bos and vengeance burned in their hearts. Their instructors were Vulpene elites from the world of the same name, who came to Lepus to support their Farthing allies and stop the machine advance before it was too late. They were aided by Ranoidean mercenaries who clambered atop the Tauren armor and joined them in battle. Together, they laid waste to the pursuing Hunter-Eaters. Impala gauss rifles tore through hyperalloy chassis, improvised explosive devices detonated beneath the hulking machines, crippling some and outright destroying others. For the Tauren Marines, vengeance would not bring back their ruined homes, their lost loved ones, it would not return the things the machines had taken from them. But they could stop the machines from doing the same thing to the people of Lepus. They crushed the remains of the smaller meat-machines with their power-assisted hooves and fought on, like a power-armored stampede plowing through steel, trampling the machines underfoot.

Faced with unexpected opposition, the Hunter-Eaters’ Singular Intellects defaulted to their original objective - total retreat to the transports that would take them to orbit. They withdrew from the engagement and headed back to the extraction zone. But before they could even come close to it, the last of the transport ships carrying their precious cargo departed, lifting off for orbit. It was then that the Hunter-Eaters were informed by the Metahivemind that the Food Fleet was leaving now, that the processed cargo had priority over them, and that there was no more time to extract the remaining machines on Lepus.

But that wasn’t the only surprise left in store for the abandoned machines. No, the Owsla had a last parting gift for them. Several, in fact.

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Farthing Space

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The combined forces of the OMINOUS stormed towards the Xena Mobile Fleet, and at its fore was the combined Bragulan-Chamarran overfleet. The contrasting warships of both the Bragulan Navy and the Hierarchy Spaceforce moved as one, blocky radiation-spewing battleships side by side with the sleek and graceful golden cruisers, working seamlessly with each other. Their cohesion came from months of preparation, training and exercise, and now they were here, ready to be tested in war.

Mismatched Chernovyi battlecruisers, Imperator’s Fist, and Rampant battleships formed the hammer whilst gunskimmers, paleocruisers, Predator cruisers and Wayward Escorts flanked them. Long range missile and fighter support came from the Dominion supercarriers that loomed behind them, accompanied by Friend of Bragule warcruisers that looked positively puny in comparison to the massive Hierarchy flagships. They closed in on the Mobile Fleet and an entire overfleet’s worth of active-aggressive sensors opened up on the wall of MEH jamming, attempting to burn through the copious amount of ECM and acquire their targets. Countless missile tubes were armed in anticipation. The second they reached weapons range, they would fire. All of them.

In comparison, the warships of the Ascendant Starfleet were nearly uniform in shape and appearance - like sharp dagger-like hulls glinting menacingly in the blackness of space. These blade ships approached from a different direction altogether from the Bragulan-Chamarran force, coming from a vertico-diagonal vector that would intersect with the bears and the cats’ path, with the MEH fleet at the heart of the intersection. Not having the same exhaustive extent of inter-operations training as the Bragulans or Chamarrans, the Ascendants operated separately, but while the fleet they brought to bear was slightly less than the combined urso-feline force in numerical strength or firepower, it was nonetheless every bit as formidable - the Federated Ascendancy was a first-rate military power in the Spin Zone, with cutting edge weapons technology and battle-tested doctrines that had to compete with some of the most advanced navies in the galaxy.

As the Bragulans and Chamarrans lit up their targeting systems, the Ascendants took the cue and began accelerating towards the enemy. Ascendant warships were nimble for their sizes, well-shielded, poorly armored, and absurdly overgunned against comparable ships. These 'glass cannons’, as they were called by some, were now moving to go up close and personal with the Mobile Fleet as quickly as possible, where their agility and disproportionate firepower could compensate for their fragility. Even their Inflexible dreadnoughts moved with surprising alacrity that belied their size.

To the Bragulan commanders who had observed the Ascendants in action during the last exercises in the OMINOUS staging grounds, the Starfleet’s warships reminded them of another navy’s agile dagger-shaped attack ships - those of the United Solarian Star Force, to be exact. Knowing what they knew about their eternal enemy’s formidable capabilities and how they used it fully to so thwart the Imperator’s designs in the K-Zone, Bragulan commanders were thus able to have a good idea on how to best utilize the Ascendants and their talents against the MEH. This time, the dagger-ships would be thwarting someone else for a change.

Finally, the Bragulan-Chamarran fleet reached weapons range. Missile weapons range. Countless launchers unleashed their payloads at the Xena Mobile Fleet. Thousands of missiles streaked through space, guided by their own internal sensors as well as data from their launcher-ships. They entered the MEH’s defensive envelope and were immediately assaulted by jamming and countermeasures, trying to degrade their targeting systems and data-links, and as they went deeper they were then engaged by a flurry of point-defense turbolasers and other counter-weapons. Most of the missiles were annihilated, the MEHN’s very composition was designed to defeat massed missile combatants. But considering their sheer numbers, even a puny percentage of those that got through would still be innumerable in number. The MEH’s vaunted electronic countermeasures were indeed formidable, but against the raw power of the overfleet’s combined sensors, even an Interstellar Slaughter Device’s jamming could be overcome.

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The initial hits were spread out, so despite the volume of the missile salvo, the MEH ships were able to absorb the damage dealt. Had the missiles been more concentrated, had the jamming not prevented them from focusing on more specific targets, they would have had losses - lots of them. But for now, the damage had been distributed, and thankfully a large number of missiles had resorted to home-on-jam guidance, hitting the Obliteration, which was by far still the toughest warship in the entire battle, and surrounded by an entire fleet’s worth of point defenses as well. It took the blows, endured them like a mountain in a whirlwind, and rolled away - deciding that it could not take any more.

The efficacy of the MEHN’s jamming systems had been noted from Chamarran observations of the Battle of Wolf 359. One of the ways to overcome it was through sheer brute power, of which the OMINOUS in its numerical superiority had in spades, and this was the preferred method of the Bragulans too. But there were other ways to counter it as well. Ways Bragule had devised to rebuke the Solarians for their technological treachery.

A considerable number of the vegemite-encrusted nuclear weapons launched by the Bragulan warships, as well as the enhanced warheads of the Chamarrans, had been laced with a special designatory vegemite derivative nucleo-molecularly engineered to linger on as fallout particulates. Upon interaction with energy fields - such as those found on warship shielding - these phlogistonic isotopes would emit a particular kind of delta hyper-radiation. That OMINOUS fire control sensors would be programmed to recognize. That other missiles would home into.

The next salvo was launched. This time, the vegemite designator ‘flares’ allowed for much smoother target acquisition. As did the Chamarran realization that the jamming subroutines used by some in the Mobile Fleet were similar, if not the same, to those of older-generation Klavostani Navy ships. While the first salvo was a probational one, to test the waters and assess MEHN capabilities, the second one was the real haymaker. But before the missiles could reach their targets, the MEHN warships turned tail and broke for the hyperlimit at full burn. The Bragulan-Chamarran massive missile swarm had the advantage of acceleration on their side, having built up inertia in their thousands of kilometers flight path towards their targets, while the MEH ships were only beginning to accelerate. They could not hope to outrun the missiles.

But they could still outsmart them.

As the Food Fleet’s precious PIEs, laden with so much meat products and other processed agricultural goods, made their escape, the lower-priority slaughterships - the ones that transported heavy equipment, Hunter-Eaters, factory machines, and others - were sent towards the opposite direction. Towards the incoming missiles. With their Singular Intellects and Metahiveminds screaming in all hyperfrequencies to catch attention of the inbound missiles. Their sacrifice spared the Mobile Fleet from the second salvo, allowing the warships to gain more distance. They red-lined their engines, went straight for the system’s hyperlimit, put as much power as they could to their jamming systems and their rear shields. While they had managed to evade the missiles, they still had the OMINOUS fleets coming towards them.

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The Ascendants reached the withdrawing Mobile Fleet and a running gunbattle quickly ensued. Angry green grasers stabbed at the MEH warships, peppering the shields of those at the rear of the formation, and in return the MEH sent back just-as-angry and also-green turbolasers. The nimble Starfleet ships used their agility to evade the salvos of MEH counter-fire, conical subcapitals jinking and side-strafing in wild lateral movements while the larger warships banked and arced off to angles inconceivable for warships of their size, twisting and turning to bring their guns to bear for another reciprocal barrage. The MEH ships took it in stride, absorbing the blows and intensifying their forward batteries. The agile Ascendants, although as adroit as they were, were not quite untouchable and the turbolasers managed to strike some of them, mostly with glancing hits or proximal flakbursts, but the direct impacts sent those struck reeling from the surprising potency of the weapons. A Glorieux-class battlecruiser and three Pike-class heavy cruisers withdrew to regenerate their shields, otherwise suffering minimal damage from the bleedthrough, and fresh ships moved to take their place and continue harassing the enemy.

Upon seeing the effects of their powerful weaponry, the MEHnoids decided to concentrate their firepower on the closest Ascendant attack ships. While, in total, the Ascendants outgunned the MEHN vessels, qualitatively the Mobile Fleet’s combatants were individually larger and more powerful - each one of them could take far more damage, and deal a whole lot more too, than any single ship of the enemy. They would lash back at their pursuers and strike down as many of them before making their escape.

But before they could focus their fire on the Ascendants, the Bragulan-Chamarran force finally reached beam and mass driver range. Golden lances of exotic energy scythed the slowest of the MEH ships, beamcannon fire from the Rampant battleships and Predator cruisers, while emerald bolts made out of relativistic acidbullets from paleocruisers and gunskimmers slammed against their targets. This sudden multiplication in the amount of people shooting at them greatly complicated MEH firing solutions. Everyone was shooting at them, and there were only so many MEH ships to shoot at to the point that ships from the two OMINOUS fleets were often firing at the same MEHN targets, while for the MEHnoids themselves the amount of enemies they had to engage had practically tripled.

Inevitably, a number of MEH warships succumbed to the crossfire. Two Tartarus megacorvettes were torn asunder, literally carved to pieces by the grasers of an Ascendant Inflexible dreadnought. Two SWATs were diced by beamcannons from Chamarran Predator cruisers, while another two were also exploderized by time-on-target K-bolters and bragnukes from a composite wing of paleocruisers and gunskimmers. In defiance, wings of Dominator fighters Demonic bombers laid waste to one of the offending gunskimmers and pursued the rest before they themselves were engaged by the point-defense coverage of a Wayward Escort - its Meercat missiles were designed to intercept small and nimble targets such as enemy fighters and missiles, and though insufficient to down a true warship, the MEHN bombers proved to be neither as agile as most fighters or as tough as fully fledged warships.

The scattered survivors of the fighter/bomber wings had to run a gauntlet of HIT space superiority fighters, SNT multifighters, Grizzly Gugafez gunboat-missileers and Chamarran attack drones. A massive dogfight ensued as the smaller nimbler fightercraft of the OMINOUS danced with their larger, better-shielded and armed counterparts. There was a number of friendly-fire incidents as MEH ECM systems played havoc on the smaller sensors of the fighters and attenuated the command-links of the Chamarran drones, but despite their rapid acceleration the larger Dominators and Demonics had poor maneuverability and quickly became entangled in the furball, where they were chewed up in up-close and personal combat. Then, to top it off, a vengeful gunskimmer group descended upon them all, and only an active-aggressive warning blared on all allied frequencies saved the OMINOUS fighters, allowing them to dodge on time before the gunskimmers saturation-nuked the MEH fighter/bombers into slag. Having exacted their revenge, the gunskimmers went off to engage the Mobile Fleet’s remaining megacorvettes, delivering more K-bolts and bragnukes into the faces of their Cruelties and SWATs.

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A leading flotilla of mixed Patriotic Glory paleocruisers and Predator non-paleo-cruisers came under heavy fire from MEHnoid Acclamation megafrigates and a Vindicator Slaughter Device, which crippled the nearest Bragulan fossil-ships and battered the other warships down. Again, the Waywards rushed to the rescue, using specialized missiles to blanket the stricken vessels with obscurative vegemite-based chaff while using their sensor arrays, which were originally designed to track missiles, to call down fire support from the Dominion supercarriers and Friend of Bragule warcruisers. The MEHnoid megafrigates were hammered by the missile bombardments and vented plasma as they limped away, but the Vindicator weathered the long-range missile attack and continued attacking the cruisers, intending to finish them all before making a run for it. It was a mistake, a squadron of Sabre and Morghann medium-light cruisers dove in and strafed the Slaughter Device, pinning it down and weakening its shields while designating it for a missile strike from one of the larger Ascendant warships.

The strike never came, as the Vindicator had to contend with a pair of Imperator’s Fist battleships - the Fist of Impending Vengeance and Fist of Righteous Comeuppance - coming to the aid of the struggling smaller ships, like a mother bear rushing to her cubs to clout the face off anyone who would dare threaten them. The Vindicator attempted to break off and run, but a combination of heavy anti-ship missiles, K-bolts and point-blank Atomic Death Rays destroyed its engines and melted its command tower off. Rescue ships were sent to tend to the crippled paleocruisers and assist the other damaged Patriotic Glories and Predators. Chamarran Spacewarriors were evacuated from the damaged cruisers and sent to board the debilitated Slaughter Device, and the sounds of brutal close quarters combat rang through the fleet networks, a minor slip had allowed both sides to hear the short and vicious battle for the MEH ship. The crackle of beamfire, cat-hisses and fatman-shrieks, MEHbot circuits popping and soon cries of mercy and surrender. The Mobile Fleet had abandoned it, and all the other wrecked and ruined ships, in their retreat.

Finally, they reached the hyperlimit. They had endured the crucible, battered but not broken, still intact and ready to fight another day. For Admiral Bellatrix Williams and all of those under her command, it was a bitter taste of things to come. They were not defeated, but they had not won either. They had merely survived. Amidst the torrent of grasers, beamcannons and K-bolts, under a rain of missiles and swarming fighters, the Xena Mobile Fleet engaged its hyperdrive and flashed out of Farthing.


BSS Fist of Consummated Retribution

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Admiral Nykanor Nikhamov picked the radio microphone up. “Broadcast this on all channels,” he said to the communications officer. The bear signalled that he was on air and Nykanor held the microphone to his mouth, pressed the transmit button and spoke. “Glourious comrades of the inhumanist OMINOUS forces. Today we have won a great victory together. We have driven the hegemonistic human hordes and their chitinous masses from fair Farthing, and saved the innocent peoples of these worlds from mankind’s depravities. Man will rampage through these worlds, spread his poison spores into their atmospheres, and consume their peoples no more!”

In response to this, the other warships of Kosmoflott Bragotyomkin replied with one, repeating message. ‘URRA!’

Afte the cheers died down, Nykanor continued.

“Yet we have lost comrades here. Our victory today has been paid for with blood, as will our victories in the days to come. And let us remember the suffering the inhabitants of these peaceful worlds have endured under the yoke of humanist oppression, and the reason why we have come to the edge of space to aid them. Let us never forget. Let us never forgive. For on this day, the end of the Multiversal Empire’s reign of terror on Farthing is only the beginning of our great and noble mission. Our work is not yet done. The boot of freedom has many more faces to stomp on, forever. It is not over yet. There will be no escape for them.”

Nykanor finished his speech and sat back on his chair. He sighed. As they say, the OMINOUS had won the battle, but not the war. Not yet, at least. The Consummated Retribution had dropped anchor over Lepus, along with several other OMINOUS warships to assist in planetary operations. The rest of the fleets had formed up in a defensive position to secure the system from any counter-attack. They had taken the system and now it was theirs, yes, but they had to keep it theirs too.

“Admiral, the overfleets are in position,” a subordinate said, interrupting Nykanor’s train of thought.

“Da. Inform the Eoghans and the Refugees that they can enter the system now,” Nykanor nodded. The Refugees were among the newer additions to the OMINOUS force and were still testing out their coordinative abilities with other navies, so it was decided to give them a relatively low-risk mission, namely escorting the Eoghan troopships that would deliver mongoosoid ground soldiers to the Farthing Worlds. Then, with a wry grin, Nykanor added, “Let’s drop some naval infantry to Lepus too. We might as well let our boys be the first ones there.”

“Da, Admiral. Commando forces already on Lepus report pockets of MEH-machine resistance, requesting for orbital support. Shall we engage?”

“Hmm... nyet.” Nykanor declined, remembering what Battlemistress Sesh discussed with him over dinner several nights ago. Namely that the natives on Farthing might not appreciate indiscriminate nuclear bombardments and the resultant fallout effects, for some reasons unfathomable to him. “Forward the requests to the Chamarrans. Let’s see how the cats do bombardments their way.”

“Da, Admiral.”

As the subordinate went to relay orders, Admiral Nykanor took the moment to muse on some idle things. He had just participated, and commanded, in one of the largest naval engagements involving the Imperial Bragulan Navy in recent years, and soon there would be even larger engagements. With that in mind, he couldn’t help but wonder what was happening back on Bragule. With the bulk of the Space Fleet’s ships in the antispinward, he could not help but worry that some may use this moment to take advantage of Bragule’s altered military disposition...

But Nykanor decided that, as they were halfway across space from Bragule, there was not much they could do if it ever came down to that, and the best thing he could do was to savor the victory they had won here today. He pulled out his pipe and proceeded to smoke leisurely.
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Wolf 359 System, the Multiversal Empire of Happiness – 01 June 3401 UNST

The deadline had come and gone. The last minute negotiations had failed – as the Shinra Republic knew they would. The pieces were in place. Now it was time for the game to begin in earnest. The last second Byzantine betrayal had been a harsh blow, but it also hardened the resolve of the coalition members. What once may have been a fractured entity with many goals had coalesced into a unity of purpose: show those Byzantine traitor scum what mankind was capable of without them.

The plan, as plans went, was fairly simple, mused Grand Admiral Gilad Pellaeon. The best plans were always simple, of course, and in the coalition’s case they didn’t need anything especially complicated. According to intelligence estimates, even without the traitors, the coalition forces had nearly three times the combat power of the combined Imperial Fleet, never mind the forces of a single system. When one had such an overwhelming advantage, subtlety was rarely required. Even better – the Orks had helpfully softened up Wolf 359 the year before.

The vanguard of the coalition fleet dropped out of hyperspace at the edges of the Wolf 359 system – a force that measured approximately 10,000 on the S-W scale – and slowly advanced. Grand Admiral Pellaeon ordered his comm. officer to broadcast on all frequencies. “This is Grand Admiral Gilad Pellaeon of the Shinra Republic Navy, commander of the allied fleet. Forces of the Multiversal Empire of Happiness are ordered to stand down and surrender immediately, or you will be destroyed.”

After several minutes, his comm. officer piped up. “No response, Admiral.”

“As expected, Lieutenant. Continue the advance.”

The MEH defenders were no fools, not after the Orks had given them such a rude wake up call. The ships at Wolf 359 were outmatched almost two to one, and so they held back, sending an urgent distress call to Fleet Command at Xena. Within minutes, the Warp Gate came to life, and the Imperial Mobile Fleet came through and formed up. Combining with the defenders of Wolf 359, they headed out, now as a force which outmatched the coalition vanguard.

Pellaeon smiled. It was what the coalition had expected they would do. It was the logical thing for them to do. And it would not be enough to save them. “Signal the Anglians. They have a go.”

Alpha Centauri System, the Multiversal Empire of Happiness

Admiral Yvette Markson was on the Flag Bridge of the HMS Latium when they dropped out on the edges of the Alpha Centauri system. Unlike their comrades at Wolf 359 however, her fleet did not advance. They were merely to hold the Imperial fleet in place, to prevent them from rallying to the defense of Wolf 359. According to the signal, a force identified as the MEH Mobile Fleet stationed at Xena had been sent via Warp Gate to Wolf, which would at least mean that any reinforcements would need to get there the old fashioned way for the next few hours, as both Gates would be nonoperational for a time due to the strain.

Of course, there did exist the possibility that the Sol fleet would sortie through their Warp Gate to engage her forces. Her force had already left by the time of the Byzantine betrayal, though she and her fellow commanders had learned of it shortly after arriving at their waiting area. Unfortunately, by then it had been too late to recall the fleet; they were committed to battle. This made the sting of treachery even harsher, yet they had no choice but to push on. She was no longer sure if the agreement between the Chamarrans and coalition could be trusted. The Cats were allied with the Bragulans, after all, and the Byzantine scum had announced their intent to fight alongside the Bears. She could only hope the Chamarrans were more honorable than the Byzantines, or there would be a Hell of a fight on her hands.

Wolf 359

The MEH fleet was advancing at a good rate, though still cautiously. Not surprising, given the drubbing the Orks gave them… Pellaeon was pleased to note that it seemed the system defense units – what few the MEH had moved in after the Ork assault – were mostly staying close to the planets itself, though he didn’t expect that to last. “Well, it seems the Empire has decided to come out and play. Let’s begin to pull back…slowly.”

*****

EHW Obliteration

Admiral Bellatrix Williams took account of the situation. By her crew’s estimates, the combined forces of the Mobile Fleet and the Wolf 359 Defense Fleet slightly outgunned the coalition fleet in front of her. And so she had decided to move forward, to see their response. When they began to turn away, she increased the rate of advance. Clearly, they had not been expecting the rapid response of her Mobile Fleet, and now they were withdrawing. Though she was in no hurry to attack – her forces did not overmatch the others enough for her to feel confident doing so – Admiral Williams did intend to encourage their withdrawal with all due speed.

Clearly, despite their pompous rhetoric and righteous rage, the coalition was not as strong as Admiral Williams had feared. Perhaps all of the pressure and flak they had received since their declaration had sapped their resolve.

She could not have been more wrong.

*****

SRS Ragnaraok

Grand Admiral Pellaeon continued the slow withdrawal. The defenders had advanced their pursuit, but not by much. They’re cautious. Perhaps the Orks put some healthy fear into them. For all the good it’ll do… For all their caution, they were not very creative; the MEH fleet had come at them in more or less a straight line. Close enough, thought Pellaeon. “Turn us around. Launch all fighters. Prepare to engage.” He nodded at his comm. officer. “Signal elements two and three: Thrawn.”

*****

From 'above' and 'below' the rest of the coalition fleet jumped in. They had practiced this jump for months – which luckily did not involve the Byzantines – and so had been able to mostly angle themselves so that none of the three elements fired upon each other.

It was, as a legendary admiral might have said, a trap.

Naturally, such a large force could not bring all of their guns to bear on such a numerically smaller force; space was big, but not that big. And so they had prioritized: the heavy hitters were out front, with the medium ships hanging back, to rush in and support the larger units should they run into trouble. Lighter elements were split between their screening duties – protecting carriers and other large ships – and escorting the coalition fighters, for those maneuverable enough. Most of the MEH fighters were larger and more durable than their coalition counterparts, and the additional support was deemed necessary to prevent horrendous losses.

Such a complex jump was not perfect, of course, and the allied fleet would need to spend precious minutes aligning themselves properly for battle.

*****

EHW Obliteration

Admiral Bellatrix Williams’ formerly calm bridge had erupted into sheer panic as the coalition fleet revealed its true strength.

“How many enemy contacts, Captain?”

“Too many, Admiral!” Captain Machiavelli replied, his voice on the edge of panic.

Admiral Williams knew she should have ordered him to keep his calm. But she was on the verge of losing it herself. The sensor boards were practically full of gleaming red – the enemy. She gave the only order that came to mind. “All batteries, open fire!”

*****

The Imperial Fleet would fire first, but their scattered and uncoordinated shots dealt no fatal blows. The same could not be said for the concentrated volley from the mighty Klavostani Basilica-class Flagships. Having taken the Byzantine’s former place at the head of the vanguard, the mighty battleships had the best opportunity for initial combined fire, and so it would be they drew first blood at the Second Battle of Wolf 359. The Victorious II Slaughter Device EHW Star Glider would simply cease to exist under the spectacular fireball created by the withering barrage of the Klavoite missiles.

Alpha Centauri

The guardians of Alpha Centauri were not content to sit idly by while their brothers and sisters were slaughtered – for a second time – at Wolf 359. But they could do nothing while the blockade fleet was in position.

So Admiral Nate Orade knew he had to break the blockade.

They only had one chance: concentrate their forces and run full power at the invaders, counting on the massed firepower and protection of overlapping shields to make up for the mismatch in numbers. And so it would be that all the defenders of Alpha Centauri grouped up in a mass formation and sallied forth to the charge.

Not surprisingly, the coalition had taken this possibility into account.

*****

USS Hyperion – Just Outside Alpha Centauri

“Incoming signal from the Flag Dreadnought, Admiral. ‘AC is on the move. Execute Order Sixty-six.’”

It was the message Admiral Wenli Yang of the Umerian Space Security Force had been waiting to hear. “All ships. Jump in. Keep it quick and smart.”

*****

Alpha Centauri

Behind the charging Imperial starships, there were a sudden flurry of new contacts. “Admiral, multiple contacts, jumping in behind us!”

Admiral Orade was shocked. Before jamming had cut them off, the Wolf 359 fleet had sent panicked reports of a ‘massive fleet’ that had ambushed them. There was already a force roughly twice his own blockading his system. And now another group of enemy contacts were jumping in behind him. How many ships do these sons of bitches have to throw at us?! “Report, Lieutenant!”

“Sir, they’re…they’re not going for us. They appear to be making speed runs against the shipyards, platforms, and other targets.”

“Turn us about and prepare to engage.” Admiral Orade knew what was happening. The speed runs would not do much damage; concentrating on speed to protect themselves from the system defense stations and ships, they would never get the concentrated fire necessary to take them out. But left unattended, they could run rings around the much slower defense units, and over time the soft targets they were after would continue to take damage, which would add up. And with time – a commodity the attackers would have in abundance – they could chip away at the defense forces, for Admiral Orade knew no help would be coming to his system. Xena had already been stripped to the minimum, Wolf 359 was doomed, and they would never sacrifice Sol.

Only Orade’s fleet could provide proper protection, and there were enough small units buzzing around to ensure they’d be spread thin trying to cover as much space as possible. But that also meant he’d have no hope of breaking the blockade. They had him in check, and all he could do was try to fortify his position as best he could.

Wolf 359

The Imperial Armada was dying. It was inevitable. But they were not going down without a fight. After the initial confusion, they had found some order, and were able to concentrate firepower on the forward shields of the coalition heavies. Unfortunately, the coalition had a lot of heavies.

The MEH fighters were having better luck. Out massing most coalition fighters by a fair bit, they were also big enough to post a threat to the lighter warships tasked with hunting them down. In desperation, the MEH fighters began resorting to kamikaze attacks against the coalition light and medium ships, in an effort to simply cause as much damage as possible.

Perhaps the most damaging suicide run performed by the fighters in the battle came from Shinra Republic Navy Lieutenant Molly Fox. Her F-104 badly damaged after escorting a wave of A-70s on an attack run, she aimed for the bridge of the EHW Obliteration, left unshielded after a fierce barrage by a pair of Centralist battleships. Lieutenant Molly, known as the “weasely one” for her uncanny ability to find just about anything, thought she could see Admiral Bellatrix Williams’ shocked face just before her fighter impacted and she saw no more.

With the loss of their admiral, the MEH fleet’s morale collapsed. It would still be several hours before the last Imperial gun fell silent, and many more brave coalition men and women would give their lives, but the end result was never in doubt.

Wolf 359 was theirs.
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Previously, on the Sixth Cruiser Squadron wrote:"Verone taking heavy fire, her shields have failed."

"Signal her to withdraw inside the formation!" Damn! She wasn't cleared... "They're either targeting indiscriminately or looking for easy kills. Tactical, flag the ships firing on Verone, all ships are weapons free. Coordinate fire on designated targets."

"Two targets slagged altogether, three hulked and emitting beyond-lethal radiation levels, and one that's barely maintained shields. Uh...check that, her shields have failed, looks like an emergency overload. She's venting and...picking up small craft, classify as escape pods to have launched this quickly."

"Outstanding work, Tactical. Now, all ships cease fire, tactical, send premature detonation signals to our missiles. NOT the normal destruct codes, I want them to see this in no uncertain terms."
All eyes not otherwise busy -- and several sets of eyes that should have been -- were focused on the tactical plot. Would this turn into an all-out brawl? Would the unknown hostiles cease fire? Would the steadily-approaching missile salvos continue their attack runs?

Had West's messages been clear enough, persuasive enough?

Seconds crawled slowly by without further incoming fire, seconds in which the inbound missiles continued to bore across the plot depths towards the cluster of green icons huddled at its center. Seconds, in fact, in which no ship fired on any target, Sixth Cruiser or otherwise.

Finally, the extended, breathless pause was broken, but not in a way that any of the watchers expected. lines of fire stretched from all around the rough, lumpy shell of ships surrounding the Sixth, prompting a low rustle as men and women exhaled breaths many hadn't even realized they were holding. West's mouth opened...and then snapped shut, his eyes narrowing as the targets registered. Before he could speak up again, another voice broke the silence, that of Majestic's tactical officer.

"Alpha's One and Two have opened fire on their own missiles. High probability they have lost fire control with the launching vessels' destruction. Evaluate as main battery fire, no dedicated point-defense at that range. No reaction from Bravo squadrons; their salvos are still running hot." After a few seconds, he spoke up again with a grimace, "Hit rates are low with heavy railguns, they're not getting many."

"Understood, Tactical. Stand by point defense." Another pause began to stretch out, the bridge crew staring at the plot as Alpha's railguns reaped a slow, steady toll on the incoming fusion-tipped missiles their dead compatriots had fired. At the same time, the heavy antimatter-warhead missiles launched by Bravo barreled in unopposed, outside anyone's point-defense range and unchallenged by main-battery fire. West's eyes narrowed steadily as the range continued to narrow, his eyes shifting to glare angrily at the Bravo squadrons on the plot. Dammit, you bastards, fire, commit your main batteries to those missiles so I can do the same...

"Tactical, squadron fire control. Lock main batteries on Bravo squadron targets and go active on fire-control sensors, maximum power. They get one last warning."

"Aye sir, squadron locking Bravo targets, fire control to active."

Active sensors began to lash out across space, pulses ringing off active shield systems with the output usually reserved for attempts to generate returns off of extreme-ranged contacts. At the relatively modest distance between the Sixth and her targets, the effect was a third message, a simple, unmistakable threat.

A soprano voice called from the sensor station, thick with tension, "Emissions spike from Bravo ships, probable fire-control sensors of their own."

"Missiles crossing into point defense envelope, engaging."

West stared stonily into the tactical plot, the increasing pace and urgency of reports swirling around the bridge. He watched as missiles began to vanish not at the steady, metered pace Alpha's main-battery fire had managed, but blotted from sky in dozens.The fusion missiles simply winked out from the plot, but the heavier, less-numerous antimatter shipkillers blazed like short-lived stars in the night, flares ringing their graves in the holotank. The supporting fire from Alpha finally stopped as the missiles approached, the risk of hitting the ships they were attempting to protect growing too great. Missiles continued to die... but not quickly enough.

"We can't risk allowing them to take us under unopposed energy-fire when our shields are destabilized by the missile strike. Tactical, engage the closest Bravo heavies, all weapons. Flag Alpha as neutral, but keep an eye on them and be prepared to reclassify as needed." The captain looked around the bridge, a grim smile on his face, "So much for doing this the easy way."

Damn them for forcing me into this.
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Deep beneath the surface of this frozen world, beneath tons of ice and snow, guarded by innumerable chitinous hordes - a man slept. Encased in a protective cocoon the man seemed to be dreaming. In this case, as in many others, things are not as they seem. The man was not really a man, he was an Aspect of the Swarm, and he wasn't dreaming. He was engaged in a battle of wills, two minds vying for supremacy, for control. This battle of will had lasted nearly a month, and now he finally awoke, triumphant - but just barely.

"Welcome back." A female voice echoed through the chamber as the man crawled out of his cocoon, exhausted and covered in slime. "You have a nice nap?" The voice was that of Alyxia, former princess of the Imperium of Man, a mischievous smile on her face. The man simply gave her a look, one that spoke volumes of his current mood. He stepped forward, several small creatures quickly surrounded him and began the process of cleaning him up from all the slime and other stuff we was covered with.

"You're such a grumpy old man. I swear Seth, sometimes - you're worse than my father." Alyxia continued her joking as she approached him and placed her hand on his shoulder. Seth simply smiled. "Nobody is worse than your father." He said and paused to reach for his clothes, which were brought to him by one of his little caretakers. "Except maybe his long dead ancestor." This time he laughed. But his laugh came to an abrupt end when pain surged through his body. He fell down to his knees.

"Don't exert yourself." Alyxia said as she helped him back up on his feet. "You know it wears you out."

"More than you know." Seth grumbled. The long sleep that he had just undergone was extremely tasking upon him, dangerous even, but it was necessary. It was a process that every Aspect undertook. It was the only way to keep the OVERMIND dormant. But the task had lately become more difficult, something was stirring the old creature from its slumber, and it took more and more effort to keep it asleep. This process took its toll, one had to be severed from the others, his mind focused on the task. This meant that after it, for a time, the Aspect would lose its senses, its connection to the others and their power would be greatly diminished.

"What do you mean?" She asked, a slight hint of worry on her face. "Its nothing you should concern yourself with." Seth answered coldly, in a manner that made it clear that there would be no further discussion on the matter. "Tell me, what has transpired while I was here? Even in my state, I have sensed things, strange things..."

"A lot."
Was the simple answer. It would take a while for Seth to reestablish his connection and explaining it to him like this was inefficient, at least to Alyxia. One does tend to get used to the advantages of a Hive Mind. "I would suggest you recover quickly, there are many matters that will interest you and will require your attention. And the others require your council."

Seth finished putting on his clothes, and looked at Alyxia, his blue eyes lighting up - his powers began to reemerge, albeit slowly. He took a step forward. "Lets get to it then."
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Farthing
May 19 3401


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The Eoghan ships and their Refugee escorts entered the system, sailed through the Ascendant-Bragulan-Chamarran forces, and settled in orbit over the worlds Lepus, Bos and Quilbore. The sleek, gracefully rounded hulls of the Eoghan ships contrasted with the blocky and indeterminate forms of their Refugee counterparts, and the crews within their ships could be no more different from each other. Yet the eldritch Old One-worshiping mongoosoids were able to inter-operate successfully with the honest god-fearing avians, and though an escort mission was different from true combat, the maneuvers they had performed on their way to Farthing had promising results. The Eoghans already had experience in operating with foreign navies, such as those of the Nova-Atlanteans and its coalition allies in Zebes (who were, ironically, mostly in the SHITS). The Refugees, for their part, displayed full competence and professionalism, and knowing fully well what they were going into, were able to adapt to the circumstances with alacrity.

As part of the inter-operations exercises, the Refugee ships left the Eoghans and moved towards an Ascendant formation to do some more maneuvers, before moving on to the Bragulans and then the Chamarrans, in that alphabetical order. As a matter of courtesy, the commander of the Refugee flotilla exchanged pleasantries with his counterparts.

"Chamarran flagship, this is Refugee flotilla command ship By Your Powers Combined. I am Captain Planet. It is an honor and a pleasure to be working with friends to keep this system clean from the MEHnoid looters and polluters."

Captain Planet, this is Battlemistress Essena. Copy that. We appreciate your help in literally cleaning our backyard, nya."

Tee-hee, that Refugee blob looks like a yarn ball! Want!

Meanwhile, the Eoghans proceeded to land troops. While, for the most part, this was a gesture of goodwill and the mongoosoids would be assigned to things like peacekeeping and aiding the reconstruction of Lapine and Bovine and Porcine infrastructures, there were still some MEH meat-machines marooned on the worlds, and these holdouts would need thorough purging. Against a fully equipped modern fighting force, the machines have no chance, and it presented the OMINOUS a chance to obtain more samples of MEH technology.

The Eoghans’ landing zones were prepared by Bragulan naval infantry and Chamarran Spacewarriors deployed from the bragships and catships already in-system, together with native Farthing forces with their foreign (also Bragulan) advisors. They were greeted by flocks of cheering and waving locals, welcoming all OMINOUS personnel as heroes and liberators. For the first day, they would celebrate and luxuriate in the hospitality of their hosts, before going back to the messy business of war.


Red Thunder
Planet Lepus
May 20, 3401


The meat machines had gathered to their staging points during the hasty evacuation of the Food Fleet. The Metal monstrousity's operating on orders that were rendered obsolete the moment that the transports were instead deployed as missile sponges to cover the retreat of the MEH forces. Now though their computational un-intelligences had updated their own orders in the absence of an external source of orders and the meat machines had once again began to spread out defaulting to harvest and neutralize orders. The lapine fighters were ill equipped to confront this massed advance of menacing metal.

“I said we need orbital support and we need it now!” Militia bunny Root yelled into the communicator and then yelped as the truck bounced violently over a rut in the road and nearly threw him out onto the dirt. It was hard simultaneously clutching the communicator box, holding the mouthpiece and holding onto the truck's side for dear life when nature had only blessed you with two arms.

Suddenly the truck hit another rut and swerved violently around the burnt out wreck of another meat machine and this time Root was hurled out of the vehicle. The other fighters in the back yelled for the driver to stop but were either unheard over the roar of the engine or unheeded as the driver worked to get them to their next firing position to bombard the robotic legion of death.

Left in the dust Root groaned and picked himself up, bruised both front and back as he'd inadvertently shielded the communicator from the impact with his own body. Still at the sight of the meat machines slowly advancing Root was greatly motivated to forget his pains and take cover behind the wreck on the road, setting his equipment up in the hope that a more helpful response would come from above before the meat machines overran his position.

“Attention Lapine, orbital assets now on station. Your fire request has been entered into the queue, please take cover and stand by.”

YES! The voice was significantly different and female in comparison to the voice on the radio before but that mattered not a bit to Root and he hunkered down. “Acknowledged overwatch. ETA?” he asked as a meat machine crested a hill in the middle distance.

“Imminent, soldier. Red Thunder incoming,” replied the voice of feline overwatch and then things turned red. The clouds punched aside with a long and thunderous report as a blazing red beam punched down at one end of the meat machine advance and then swept sideways rapidly. The beam tearing asunder the fertile soils of Lepus and the sinister metal frames of meat machines with equal fury. Root was forced to duck down and shield his as a hot and dust laden gale washed over his hiding place. He was only somewhat aware from the shift in the tone of the beam's roar that the beam had reached the end of its slash, paused and then walked back across the landscape scything through the rear guard of the meat machine advance.

And then the roaring and red radiance went elsewhere, sounds of distant continous thunder and red glows on the horizon showing where the Chamarran overwatch continued their work. As the wind died down Root climbed up from behind the meat machine to survey with his binoculars the devastation he had called down. Out where once massed meat machines once advanced there was just a great V shaped rent in the earth and only a few surviving meat machines who appeared to wander aimlessly as if even their computational unintelligences were stunned by what had just transpired.

Heedless of the danger from any remaining meat machines, Root stood atop the wreck and cheered.


Planet Lepus
May 22


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Beamcannon fire rained down from the sky, scything the last remnants of Hunter-Eater resistance on the planet. Recently, command had decided that they had enough samples of MEHtech and the remaining meat machines on the planet were to be bombarded from orbit, which was the only way to be sure. The Chamarrans happily obliged.

Unlike an indiscriminate saturation bragnuking, the Chamarran space strikes were done with finesse and feline dexterity, stabbing their targets with pinpoint precision like lances of fire. The slashing beams reduced all that they touched into molten slag, and it was a testament the felines’ accuracy that the only things slagged were the MEH machines. Collateral damage was kept to an absolute minimum.

But while all the meat machines on Lepus were virtually annihilated, the MEH still had a lingering presence on the planet. But this presence was not mechanical in nature...

Captain Jean-Luc Tucker huddled inside the cold confines of his escape pod. During the Battle of Farthing, his Tartarus-class megafrigate the Enter Prize had gotten blown up. He had barely managed to escape his sinking ship, squeezing his fat form into the lifeboat after shooing all the other sailors away and butting into the line. He had made it just in time too. He couldn’t believe his luck. He remembered the jealous look on the faces of all those other tubby sailors lining up behind him as he sealed the doors shut, not wanting to cram the luxurious confines of his dinghy with all those other guys, and pressed the launch button right before the ship exploded. It was a sight he’d take with him to the grave.

He had survived, his pod had slipped by the OMINOUS search and recovery squadrons. It landed on Lepus and, after some quick thinking, J.L. Tucker decided to link up with the remaining MEH machines on the planet. There was no way he could have survived there without any mechanical assistance, he needed support, and the robots were programmed to serve MEHmen unquestioningly. It was his only chance, he reasoned.

Until all the robots got bombarded from orbit.

After barely surviving close proximity to an orbital beam strike, J.L. Tucker ran back to his escape pod and hid there. He huddled for warmth the body of the only other person to have survived the Enter Prize with him. His XO Blayne. They both felt so cold and were beginning to feel the onset of fever. They hadn’t eaten for days, their last meals had been the deliciously prepared rabbit meats they had feasted on immediately before the Battle of Farthing, and now they were becoming weak and hungry. It didn’t help that the environment of Lepus was filthy and diseased, crawling with microorganisms and germs, not like the antiseptic sterilized interiors of MEH starships, habitats, buildings and planets. J.L. missed home so much.

Finally, the sound of distant thunder subsided. The orbital bombardment had stopped. Now that it was safe, J.L. and Blayne crawled out of the escape pod, perhaps to look for any surviving machines to help them, or to scavenge for food. Some of the transports had gotten shot down during the great Lepus Spacelift, maybe they could find some processed meats there.

J.L. and Blayne staggered around, feverish and hungry, tired and thirsty. Starvation had taken its toll on their once-supple and chunky bodies. Their white-armored suits and black body gloves were now conforming to their emaciated forms. Weakly, feebly, did they make their way through the Lapine jungles.

Suddenly, J.L. Tucker saw something in the bushes. Whether it was really real, or if it was just a figment of his hunger-demented mind, he knew not. In a fit of dementia, inexplicable rage shook J.L. Tucker and he screamed at the diminutive creature.

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“Oh, look. Our resident power-tripping cunt once again rears his head from behind his customer service desk.” J.L. Tucker spat angrily. Blayne laughed dementedly.

In response, the creature let out an inhuman shriek that sounded like Yub-nub!, and from all sides more beasts like it leapt out of the bushes and trees to attack the two MEHmen. Neither of them even had the time to scream as they were overwhelmed, overpowered and beaten into submission with sticks.

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The Extreme Warfare Operations Kill Squad commandos looked down at the broken humans in disgust. The commandos had been on Lepus for some time, dropped in along with the other Bragulan advisors and arms shipments to aid the Lapines. The EWOKS didn’t do direct combat. They performed deep operations, infiltration and observation, and for the last few days had been designating targets for OMINOUS orbital fire missions.

When some of the sunk MEHN vessels’ escape pods had made planetfall, the EWOKS and other Bragulan Special Operations Commandos (BRAGSOC) had been assigned to recover the crashed MEHmen and take them alive. The Lapine weren’t informed of this, as it was almost certain that they would kill any captured MEH personnel on sight. Instead, they were to be kept in OMINOUS custody and... processed for information.

The EWOKS radioed in a Stalag gunship to extract them and their prisoners. The aerospacecraft came and reeled them up with a winch, before soaring up into the mesosphere and engaging its turboramscramfanjets’ liquid uranium/plutonium afterburners. It reached low-orbit and was recovered by a waiting Chamarran warship.
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Re: SDNW4 Story Thread 2

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May 18-12:04am June 2nd, 3401
Farthing Worlds, OMINOUS

One hundred thousand Engineers hurried through construct after construct. The forward base had little time to be prepared and a great deal of things to do. The army staging grounds, the vast deep munition bunkers for the storage of armor penetrating weapons, fuel storage and even some dirty repair stations had to be completed with less than two weeks of work.

Yet the first landing pads were 'finished' before the first engineer stepped forth. Utility shuttles from the small Eoghan Escort (not that they didn't trust the Refuge, but that they had planned the small number of vessels before they had offered) guided still-hot plates of shattered armor from the fight in orbit. The majority were dropped onto rock formations with enough heat to melt them into a nice foundation, while the single largest plate was dropped rather vindictively onto a concentration of Food fleet Remnant Robots.

The light tanks First and Second Grimdark Divisions were the first to touch the ground, and Soon 40k troops launched a Search and destroy mission across the continent. More troops were already landing to secure the forward base and start disaster relief.

Munition Bunkers were cut from the bedrock with k-residue, dutifully borrowed from the bountiful bragulan supply. Lakes were drained in places to provide cooling for the Eoghan power supplies that were going to supply the base. The some of the new lake beds were covered in camo and cooled retractable doors. Anti Invasion guns were planed for these pits. The largest and deepest pits also had covers and camo, but instead they were to house the small warship repair bays that were going to be used on the worst cases for the coming fight.

Millions of Soldiers started pouring in. Trenches and tent-works went up as the Eoghan Reserve troops moved in. They were some of the worst battle troops in the Galaxy, but they had a long and rather proud service as peace keepers and disaster relief troops. It was the best of their skills.

May 27 saw the rather unexpected arrival of 100 Kanilin gunboats. They'd had a long and hard trip past their usual range from the Chammaran Warp gate. Another 100 had been sent out to other locations to support a possible retreat. Otherwise things were on scheduled.

In orbit the Eoghan First Planetary Assault Squadron formed up while additional workers lashed together primitive inspection slips from the debris of battle. It was crude and wouldn't pass anymore than a temporary situation, but the more permanent structures of their base in Chammara would have been too much of an investment in time to replicate.

June 1st; the battleship Memory of Ilex IX slid into dock, attached temporarily to the assault squadron from 3rd Bombardment. The ninth battle of Ilex in 2289 saw the Ilex Republic 4th Guard and 9th Pursuit groups fighting an Ork Invasion Force. They had only one and a half dozen of the most primitive of hyperspace craft and they had no reserve, having been battered down by the Seventh and Eighth battles. Still, they held until the Cinnabar United Commons Patrol fleet intervened. It was the start of the eventual absorption of Ilex into the Commons, and was the birth of the modern EUC. The death toll was 68,305.

12:04am June Second. 22 Major Warships, 100 Simple troop transports, 100 gunboats, and 212Million Soldiers went to war.
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Farthing Space
May 24, 3401


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The damaged Patriotic Glouries were not going anywhere, the damages done by the MEHnoid turbolasers were severe even for such storied paleo-warships. The most damaged ship had nearly a third of its mass reduced to slag, crippling it and rendering it incapable of FTL flight and barely able to move in sublight. Though the other paleoships were not quite as worse off, all of them would require repairs in specialized naval yards back in Bragule where they would be dry-docked and out of commission for months. But there was no time for that now, not with the Shinran-Human Interstellar Taskforce of Space on its way to Wolf 359, not with the Stomp due to happen in less than a week. OMINOUS and the Bragulans could not spare any ships to escort the crippled cruisers back to Bragule or even to Planet Kitty Litter.

While the rest of the bragfleet’s ships re-armed, re-fueled and readied themselves for their next mission, Xena, it was decided that the damaged paleocruisers were to stay in Farthing for the meanwhile. By virtue of the redundancy of all things Bragulan, up to and including their engineering, a modicum of the paleocruisers’ combat capabilities remained even though their propulsion systems and hyperdrives had been totalled, as bolting additional missile tubules onto their scarred and pitted hulls was an easier task than repairing their drive systems. So they would orbit over the worlds of Farthing, like silent radioactive protectors, watching over the system in case of any MEH counter attack.

Meanwhile, on the Farthing Worlds themselves, great preparations were underway. The Ascendants had sent their ground troops, and a force of Franco-Formics was now working together with the Eoghan engineers to restore the wrecked infrastructure on Lepus and Bos, and construct the facilities they would need for the millions of OMINOUS ground forces that would be temporarily stationed in Farthing. The system was going to be OMINOUS’ waypoint, its staging ground, where forces both space and terrestrial would gather before proceeding to Xena and Sol.

Already, millions of Bragulan soldiers were pouring into the system. The first wave of Shock Armies tasked with securing the beachheads and leading the planetary invasions were gathering at Lepus and Bos and Quilbore. Unlike the Eoghans and the Ascendants, who were busy digging holes in the ground, in an ironic twist the Bragulan armies made do with much lighter accommodations and fortifications than their counterparts. Tunneling and trench-creating atomic plowshares had not been authorized in Farthing, out of consideration towards the strange and superstitious environmental concerns of the natives, and so the Brags opted to orbitally drop prefabricated bunker-buildings on top of the regions of Lepus and Bos where the environment was already spitefully polluted by the MEH’s machines during their flight from Farthing.

As Franco-Formics chastised the Eoghans for the supposed slowness of their tunneling operations and the low quality of their subterranean architecture, and as both teams sought to one-up each other in the rapidness of their excavations and pushed their hypertech construction machines to the limit, the earth literally quaked as the first bragbunkers made planetfall. Oil fires were extinguished by the blast overpressure, kilometers of burning trees were turned into flattened trees instead, and both ant-men and mongeese were nearly buried inside their own half-finished forts due to the deep impacts. But the Bragulans were on the clock, so instead of atomically excavating deep tunnels into mountains or turning them into forts, they just dropped bunkers from orbit and called it a day. It was quick, it was easy, and it would provide the Shock Armies what they needed while waiting be deployed to the MEHworlds. And after these armies left for Xena or Sol, the bragbases would still be used by the next wave of troops when they stop over at Farthing.


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May 28, 3401


Last minute preparations were nearly complete for the majority of the OMINOUS forces back in the Kitty Litter system near Chamarran space. The sudden and unexpectedly on-schedule departure of the SHITS from their Klavostani staging ground surprised many of those in the OMINOUS who honestly expected the humans to take forever, mired as they were by delay after delay. There had been jokes at the humans’ expense, particularly after Bragulan intelligence had learned of the Byzantine shenanigans back at Shinra and circulated what had happened to the rest of the inhumans, except the Nova Atlanteans.

Either way, now it was the inhumans’ turn to meet the deadline. The bragbunkers littering the surface of Kitty Litter, which had become makeshift homes for the countless multi-species personnel living there for months, were bustling with activity as the last warships were readied and refueled, and as countless megatons of supplies were crammed into logistics vessels while cleanup crews disposed of sensitive things that they could not take with them (and could not leave behind for the Brags or Chamarrans to sift through). The humans’ fleets were tracked and their positions were marked on all starcharts in all ships, and courses were plotted in order to coordinate a simultaneous and synchronized arrival of all OMINOUS assets to their destinations.

Already, the Eoghans and their Nova Atlantean auxiliaries had departed from Kitty Litter. They were the first to go, because their target was the furthest. Sol. Their task was not to take the system, but merely make themselves known to the Earth fleet, so that the MEHN could not afford send their ships there to reinforce Xena when the OMINOUS attack begins, or for that matter any of the other sectors the SHITS would take. OMINOUS’ main thrust would be at Xena, and after the MEHN presence there was crushed, they would move on to Sol.

Now, the rest of the OMINOUS was leaving port and forming up at the system’s hyperlimit. Kosmoflotts Sagatantron and Oktyabrsky formed up together with warships from five other navies. The crews, soldiers and sailors of all these fleets wished each other luck. Then they spooled up their hyperdrives and took a great leap forward.

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Farthing
May 32, 3401


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The Lapine waterships finally doused the last of the oil fires. The Bragulans had offered some heavy water for their waterships, but the Lapines declined for some strange reason. The Brags had also offered to airburst some low-yield training nukes, to asphyxiate the forest fires with the blast overpressure, but the Lapines also refused Bragulan generosity then. It was perplexing, and left the Bragulan Shock Troopers stationed at Lepus idle, with little to do compared to the industrious and perhaps overworked Eoghans and Formics. Some Eoghan gunboats had arrived and were being stationed dirtside, and the mongeese were making dirt runways and hangars for them while the pilots went off for some R&R with the only ones who had any free time there, the underworked Bragulans.

For both the Brags who had spent months in Kitty Litter training and toiling, their short rest on Lepus on the eve of the invasion was an unexpected but welcomed respite. Same for the Eoghan pilots, who had been crammed in their gunboats for far too long while traveling from the Commons to Farthing sans carrier support and with only tankers to refuel their boats. The bears and the mongooses got along well enough, some of the Eoghans were even invited to the polluted portions of Lepus that had allotted for the Bragulans, but they were hesitant to visit “Little Bragule” as the Brags affectionately called it. Instead, the Eoghans convinced some of the bears to join them at the beaches - the ones not ruined by oil slicks - and there the top gun maverick renegade ace mongoose pilots played a game with their new friends, involving nets and balls. The Bragulans, unaccustomed to this new game and as used to they were by the rules of bragball, ended up deflating all the balls and destroying the nets, and thus lost badly. Some spectating Chamarrans decided to join the game and more than matched the Eoghan aces, whilst the boisterous bears cheered the catgirls on.

After the game ended, the Bragulans invited their comrades to a bragbecue, where animals washed ashore by the oil slick were cooked over uranium coals or vespene gas grills and served with ice cold tsvagna. At sunset, they lit a massive bonfire while the Brags played their bragalaikas and sang patriotic songs drunkenly.

But suddenly, the sound of alarms and klaxons filled the air. Playtime was over as all inhuman personnel stationed on Lepus, and all the other planets in Farthing, were mobilized and directed to board their troopships as quickly as possible. OMINOUS forces at Kitty Litter were on the move and already on the way to Sol and Xena. Now the forces at Farthing would move to join them, very quickly and at the last minute in order to catch the MEH off guard.

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The Bragulans, Chamarrans and Eoghans at the beach parted ways as they rejoined their respective groups and got ready for the big push. Maybe one day, they’d meet again in Xena or in Sol. Millions of troops boarded their transport craft, which took them to orbit. The vessels joined warships from all the OMINOUS navies and, like their counterparts at Kitty Litter days ago, began to move towards the hyperlimit where they would jump to Xena as one.

The invasion of the MEH was imminent. Operation Inhuman Justice was about to begin.
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Unreal Time/After the fall of Wolf 359


The people of the MEH had not taken the news well. Defeat first at the Farthing Worlds, then at Wolf 359, had shaken the population. There would usually be panic, but for two reasons. Firstly, the average MEH citizen couldn't simply run continuously and flail their arms in panic for long. They did not have the stamina for that. Finally, the authorities had passed emergency measures to prevent any major disturbances. Curfews were in place, and machines were patrolling the streets of all MEH cities still in the Leader's thrall.

Inside a particular research facility, scientists were obeying the Leader's order to develop weapons that could give the MEH's military forces the edge over its foes. One particular scientist, with a brown mustache, blue eyeglasses, and red coat, was busy with a special experiment.

"Ho ho ho! This invention will surely make the Leader award me a special post! After all, I designed for her the latest robots used in the Empire! As well as many other inventions that bear my name!"

The scientist suddenly heard faint voices coming from outside the room, and after leaving his lab to search for its source, what he found was in fact his robot assistants, Cirbot and Squarbot, muttering things the scientist couldn't make out.

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What are these idiots doing? Have they malfunctioned again? Or have their personality chips I installed turned out to be defective? In any case, I told them to stay outside my lab!

"Cirbot! Squarbot! Snooping as usual, I see? Why are you two disturbing me from my work!? Answer me!"

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The two machines instantly looked at the scientist.

"Ah, Master! We apologize. We were simply theorizing what was it you were working on, and it appears we stumbled upon your lab," explained Cirbot.

"Can you tell us about your project, Master?", asked Squarbot. "Please?"

The scientist was furious. "No, no, and no! It's supposed to be a secret! To reveal it to you is a security risk! Now go to my quarters and do something useful!"

The robots nodded. "Yes, Master Androidbik."

As the robots left, Dr. Androidbik turned his thoughts toward his cherished project, the one that would make or break his career.

Yes, once I show the Leader my work of genius, that will teach my rivals not to compete against the "Ballman"!

He began to laugh. He fucking laughed. Returning to his inner lab, Dr. Androidbik resumed his work.
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