Sir, when I hear the word 'Centralism,' I hear the snick of the hyperguillotine! Nice post, Force Lord.
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
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MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
PeZook wrote:You thought we laid it on thick the last time?
You ain't seen NOTHING yet!
One idea you might save for later: Joey Jojo and his family die ignoble and easily preventable deaths from cholera, plague, or pneumonia as a demonstration of the deathcare system.
And now I go to work on the next chapter of the Toolverine subplot.
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.
"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Wow, that's laying it on so thick the entire thing is about to collapse from the weight of it.
At this point I am seriously tempted to send a Star Cruiser to Algeira to commence a reprisal bombardment due to, well, I'll think of something.
”A Radical is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air.” – Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism." - Sir Winston L. S. Churchill, Princips Britannia
American Conservatism is about the exercise of personal responsibility without state interference in the lives of the citizenry..... unless, of course, it involves using the bludgeon of state power to suppress things Conservatives do not like.
DONALD J. TRUMP IS A SEDITIOUS TRAITOR AND MUST BE IMPEACHED
Yes, Murcan civilization is collapsing. Due to the viciousness, stupidity, rampant anti-intellectualism, and reactionary-fascist impulses of the more heavily armed faction of its citizenry. That's the point.
Think of it as an exercise in "be careful what you wish for..."
Of course, what I'd like to see is what's happening to the Murcan version of Stephen Colbert. And his #1 threat!
I have some ideas for Murca, but it depends on me developing the story of the crew of the Turtles. So, hopefully things in Murca stay exciting for a good long while.
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Simon_Jester wrote:Yes, Murcan civilization is collapsing. Due to the viciousness, stupidity, rampant anti-intellectualism, and reactionary-fascist impulses of the more heavily armed faction of its citizenry. That's the point.
Think of it as an exercise in "be careful what you wish for..."
Of course, what I'd like to see is what's happening to the Murcan version of Stephen Colbert. And his #1 threat!
Except it's not really a cautionary tale about going too far the other way, it's a dark comedy caricature of the subjects done for shits and giggles by people who disagree with them.
”A Radical is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air.” – Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism." - Sir Winston L. S. Churchill, Princips Britannia
American Conservatism is about the exercise of personal responsibility without state interference in the lives of the citizenry..... unless, of course, it involves using the bludgeon of state power to suppress things Conservatives do not like.
DONALD J. TRUMP IS A SEDITIOUS TRAITOR AND MUST BE IMPEACHED
Steve wrote:Except it's not really a cautionary tale about going too far the other way, it's a dark comedy caricature of the subjects done for shits and giggles by people who disagree with them.
Off the top of my head I can think of a number of nominally "be careful what you wish for" stories that amount to the same thing.
Consider it a way to blow off steam raised by very sincere concerns about the future of, ah, Murcan democracy.
Steve wrote:
At this point I am seriously tempted to send a Star Cruiser to Algeira to commence a reprisal bombardment due to, well, I'll think of something.
No kidding, right? I have to imagine there's a fair degree of outrage 'back home' for me, as well.
Simon_Jester wrote:Yes, Murcan civilization is collapsing. Due to the viciousness, stupidity, rampant anti-intellectualism, and reactionary-fascist impulses of the more heavily armed faction of its citizenry. That's the point.
Think of it as an exercise in "be careful what you wish for..."
Of course, what I'd like to see is what's happening to the Murcan version of Stephen Colbert. And his #1 threat!
Except it's not really a cautionary tale about going too far the other way, it's a dark comedy caricature of the subjects done for shits and giggles by people who disagree with them.
So far, everything they have written about comes from the words of actual right wingers. In fact, the Murcan government is actually more liberal than some Tea Party candidates from Florida.
I am actually kind of liking the Murca storyline. It is caricature but sometimes satire lets you say things in a manner that is more illustrative than the nuanced way you say things in normal argument. I especially like the irony of Shrubya's naive but very poignant questions and the inability of the Murcans to actually spell out what their ideals actually entail. it is a very comical reflection of certain aspects of modern politics.
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-GTO
We're not just doing this for money; we're doing this for a shitload of money!
Steve wrote:Wow, that's laying it on so thick the entire thing is about to collapse from the weight of it.
At this point I am seriously tempted to send a Star Cruiser to Algeira to commence a reprisal bombardment due to, well, I'll think of something.
Simon and PeZook were bouncing around an idea about Anglian commandos wreaking havoc in Murca, so you could play around with that once the Anglians find out where planet Almera is. It's an uncharted world, remember?
If you haven't played through any of the Modern Warfare games, though, you should do a bit of reading and YouTube watching first before you get to writing. Here, here, here, and here should be good places to start.
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.
"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
I'm working on a BEEEF post. It takes place on a firing range where the Bragulans are testing out Centrality weapons and writing down what they think of them.
The great thing about satire is that removing the need for plausibility removes the need for explanations. You don't have to confine your characters' reactions to what they would logically be expected to do- which lets you express far more, far more compactly.
If the previous thing I posted about the porn pavilion was the worst thing I'd ever written, this is a million times worse. An orbital bombardment would be a mercy killing for them, as one person noted.
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Murca is an uncharted world, so for the sake of PeZook and my storylines, I'd rather not have the interstellar community popping up there before we're done.
Also, a whole lot of the Murca content is inspired by the Hypothetical Posts from Conservative Americans, so yeah. We're just writing what they're saying.
Great post, Mayabirdies. See, everyone is loving it. Be patriotic, Steve!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
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LT. GEN. LEWIS "CHESTY" PULLER, USMC
fgalkin wrote:Holy shit, May, now we know how Elysium got started.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Except Elysium got it right and got Rock Stronggo.
The Murcans, as usual, got it wrong and ended up with... Suck Wronggo.
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!