Given that I'm a guy and have said nothing to the contrary, you're either a total fucking retard or a pathetic troll. If it's the latter, which I guess is the case, I say try harder, you miserable shit.Youngla0450 wrote:Srelex is a tomboy who fuck herself when nobodys watching!Batman wrote:I didn't. Srelex did. Other than a vague idea that it's something jewish and definitely derogatory I don't even know what 'schmuck' means.
Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Questions
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Hey, at least he's a mostly LEGIBLE troll (despite his less than perfect spelling and grammar, and let's face it, we ALL made some boo-boos here or there in that regard).
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question
Then pee from your penis in a cup and dip your head in it!Srelex wrote:Given that I'm a guy and have said nothing to the contrary, you're either a total fucking retard or a pathetic troll. If it's the latter, which I guess is the case, I say try harder, you miserable shit.Youngla0450 wrote:Srelex is a tomboy who fuck herself when nobodys watching!Batman wrote:I didn't. Srelex did. Other than a vague idea that it's something jewish and definitely derogatory I don't even know what 'schmuck' means.
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I don't know if I should be sad or glad.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question
Juvenile insults AND awful alt-history? This is good.
I invite everyone to follow his link; it's really quite remarkably terrible.
I invite everyone to follow his link; it's really quite remarkably terrible.
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Oh Srelex, congrats on the masturbation. Keep those pipes clear!
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question
Youngla, how old are you?
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Chuck Norris' chief export is pain.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver.... and won.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question
You do not need to know that information. One hint: Above then you think I am.Jake wrote:Youngla, how old are you?
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Why give us a hint if you don't want us to know? How is shit a curse? How long have you been a virgin?
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Oh now you stupid bastard calling me a virgin.....Stark wrote:Why give us a hint if you don't want us to know? How is shit a curse? How long have you been a virgin?
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I guess that's 'a long time'.
But tell me about the complex personal interactions behind your simplistic apt-history.
But tell me about the complex personal interactions behind your simplistic apt-history.
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You do not need to know my personal information. And whoever said Am I still a virgin, I spit at you.Stark wrote:I guess that's 'a long time'.
But tell me about the complex personal interactions behind your simplistic apt-history.
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I spit my last breath at THEE!!!Youngla0450 wrote:You do not need to know my personal information. And whoever said Am I still a virgin, I spit at you.Stark wrote:I guess that's 'a long time'.
But tell me about the complex personal interactions behind your simplistic apt-history.
Now fire that cannon to kill zee WHITE WHALE!
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Serafina is a horr, a user who must be fingering herself while posting here.
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Your abysmal spelling notwithstanding you just stopped being funny.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question
My spelling is not abysmal! You should have read the Russian Empire article, it was a great article written by me, fool!Batman wrote:Your abysmal spelling notwithstanding you just stopped being funny.
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Oh please. You couldn't even properly spell whore,and that's a measly 5-letter word.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question
That it's you little bastard! Get out of my thread!Batman wrote:Oh please. You couldn't even properly spell whore,and that's a measly 5-letter word.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question
So your Calthrina950 then?
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Calthrina950? Here I am Youngla0450, but there, yes..who are youAaron wrote:So your Calthrina950 then?
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That should have been that's it, not the reverse, and again, who posts in the threads you start or participate in is NOT for you to decide.
Do we have a verdict on wether this moron is intentionally trolling or merely really this abysmally stupid yet?
Do we have a verdict on wether this moron is intentionally trolling or merely really this abysmally stupid yet?
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question
I am no moron, you little fuckface! Let's see a picture of you rubbing your breasts! How's that, and oh, fingering your vaginia.Batman wrote:That should have been that's it, not the reverse, and again, who posts in the threads you start or participate in is NOT for you to decide.
Do we have a verdict on wether this moron is intentionally trolling or merely really this abysmally stupid yet?
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I'll take that as a yes on both counts then.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question
All of this arguing is getting on my nerves. Why are we bickering? It makes little sense. Anyways, some of the posts I made here were detailed and up to one or three paragraphs long. They had good organization, and had quite a lot of detail.
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Really? I mean, how can anyone get any sense of joy out of poking this twit? There's no challenge, it won't feel a thing, what's the point? It's about as much fun as jabbing a vegetable with a pencil: If it's a functional human, you gain nothing, if it's really a vegetable, you look sort of like a douche.
To be honest, when I first saw the twit's posts and sig, I really thought it was just a spambot designed to look for keywords and respond to those while posting multiple links to malware sites. I'm still not wholly convinced this isn't the case.
To be honest, when I first saw the twit's posts and sig, I really thought it was just a spambot designed to look for keywords and respond to those while posting multiple links to malware sites. I'm still not wholly convinced this isn't the case.
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