Bioban Gets Global Greenlight
Kings, presidents and parliaments worldwide have signed and ratified the comprehensive biological weapons ban treaty. Drawn up to ensure the world will never see the horror of the Pathogen War return, the treaty not only ensures the destruction of current stockpiles of biowarfare agents, but also in the creation of a worldwide agency entrusted with the development of vaccines for the most common strains.
Formula 1 Season To Begin
The Universal Motors F1 racing team has left its old stomping ground in La Palma and departed for Constantinople. The Air Gemini freighter carrying the team is expected to arrive on Byzantine ground early tomorrow for the race next week that will kick off the F1 season. Worldwide One will cover both the qualifications and the race live from the track, ensuring that the citizens of the world get to see every second of this spectacle in high-def.

The Universal Motors F1 car, here seen during a testdrive on the La Palma Death-Ring
Sojourning Shroom
According to a statement released by the General Department for Entertainment and Public, International and Corporate Relations the Shroomanian Prime Minister will be visting San Dorado sometime in the course of the next month. Under President Sidney Hank and Prime Minister Shroom, relations between San Dorado and Shroomania have reached an all-time high. Over the course of his four-year government the President has visited Farbanti two times, and a number of great industrial conglomerates of the two nations have begun close cooperations.
Arabiapolis Construction Surges Ahead
Despite the contraction of the world economy as a result of the Pathogen War, construction in the newfound city of Arabiapolis continues unabated. As millions of foreign dollars are pumped into the new desert city, architects are proposing all sorts of grotesque building projects: according to sources for Worldwide One, a conglomerate of San Doradan and Shroomanian architects intend to build a supertall skyscraper under the tentative name Burj Arabia in the newfangled city.
"We wanted to call it the 'Burj Shroomia' first" joked one architect, "but we were afraid the Shinra Republic would bomb us before it'd be completed!" If Byzantine authorities give the go-ahead for the building, the Burj Arabia will be the tallest building in the world once completed.

A computer generated image of the proposed Burj Arabia skyscraper under construction.
And now, Worldwide One continues with...
The ongoing animated adventures of Lord Phobos, Beater of Ass!
This week - Lord Phobos and the Starmen of Illyria!