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Holy shit, she's got a bigger adam's apple than I do! :shock:
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‘Yes, I did. Just, you know, to count how many times the leader of the free world said "nucular"’
‘You sneering elitists. It’s a regional thing. It’s just like the British saying ‘aluminium’’
I'm so sick of hearing this excuse - it's bullshit. I'm from Texas, too. I went to A&M, not Yale. And I know how to fucking pronounce "nuclear."

Please, stop saying that the reason someone mispronounces a simple, two-syllable word is because they are from Texas.
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IronicTwist wrote:
‘Yes, I did. Just, you know, to count how many times the leader of the free world said "nucular"’
‘You sneering elitists. It’s a regional thing. It’s just like the British saying ‘aluminium’’
I'm so sick of hearing this excuse - it's bullshit. I'm from Texas, too. I went to A&M, not Yale. And I know how to fucking pronounce "nuclear."

Please, stop saying that the reason someone mispronounces a simple, two-syllable word is because they are from Texas.
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IronicTwist wrote:
‘Yes, I did. Just, you know, to count how many times the leader of the free world said "nucular"’
‘You sneering elitists. It’s a regional thing. It’s just like the British saying ‘aluminium’’
I'm so sick of hearing this excuse - it's bullshit. I'm from Texas, too. I went to A&M, not Yale. And I know how to fucking pronounce "nuclear."

Please, stop saying that the reason someone mispronounces a simple, two-syllable word is because they are from Texas.
You do realize that they probably had her say that to make her look stupid, right?

I'm sure that's what she would really say, but she hasn't said that in real life so far that I know of, so don't get your titties in a twist.
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Those articles were the best...I haven't laughed that hard in a seriously long time.

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Fucking brilliant! lol
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That was abso-fucking-lutely hilarious.
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Well it was interesting... but I dunno. I just have the nagging feeling that the first time anyone tries to stick anything into her, she'd collapse into a pile of ash and dust.
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I'm trying not to stare at it.... but i'd swear it's staring at me!!! :shock:
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Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:You do realize that they probably had her say that to make her look stupid, right?

I'm sure that's what she would really say, but she hasn't said that in real life so far that I know of, so don't get your titties in a twist.
She may not have said it in real life, but I've heard lots of people say that, in defense of Bush. I was talking more about that statement than her.

Other Texans say it, too, which is even more annoying. People who should know better, but are so quick to "Me, too" the party line, that they don't care that it's insulting.
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That was just fantastic, both of them.
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