Republican admits to bestiality on Fox radio

mr friendly guy · Post by **mr friendly guy** » 2005-05-08 06:32am

Tell me this is a parody?

On second thought its more funny if it were real?

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2005-05-08 06:48am

I really loved the fact that he refered to himself as a 'fool' in the past tense ...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2005-05-08 01:14pm

well it's from the political standpoint that if you admit to doing somehting very wrong when you were a teenager, and before you found god it's ok. And if challenged make excuses and reductions like wild fire....

So your telling me senetory you used to lynch people.

yes that was before I found jesus, you know crazy teenage stuff, everyone did it back then.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2005-05-10 03:58pm

Right. We really should kick Georgia out of the union, then nuke it throughly before giving it back to France.

Firefox · Post by **Firefox** » 2005-05-10 04:06pm

Aya wrote:Right. We really should kick Georgia out of the union, then nuke it throughly before giving it back to France.

I know of at least one other state that could use the same treatment...

<---- *hint hint*

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-05-10 04:33pm

Aya wrote:Right. We really should kick Georgia out of the union, then nuke it throughly before giving it back to France.

It was an original colony, we can't give it back.

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2005-05-10 04:43pm

Well, if we won't let THEM secede from US, we could secede from Georgia?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2005-05-10 05:00pm

Just when I though things couldnt get any funnier... what with my mother and her best friend hitting on and flirting with a 20 year old(cute) waiter.. and oh how raunchy they both are...

Now I read this

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-05-10 05:06pm

Aya wrote:Right. We really should kick Georgia out of the union, then nuke it throughly before giving it back to France.

England. And you are assuming they would want it with or without the nuking.

I can't wait until this is brought up during his reelection bid.

Media: "Tell, us representative... hehe... 'Horsely... What is your position on sexual deviancy again, and how it should be punished?"

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2005-05-10 05:27pm

Just would like to point out that this chap isn't a Republican. He belongs to something or other called the "Creator's Rights Party"

You can view his website here, which features some of the worst web design I've ever seen and Photoshop work that would have been embarrassing 15 years ago. You should also check out this video, which is one of the more bizarre anti-Bush pieces I've seen. Apparently Mr. Horsley did some drugs when he was younger.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-05-10 05:51pm

Joe wrote:Just would like to point out that this chap isn't a Republican. He belongs to something or other called the "Creator's Rights Party"

You can view his website here, which features some of the worst web design I've ever seen and Photoshop work that would have been embarrassing 15 years ago. You should also check out this video, which is one of the more bizarre anti-Bush pieces I've seen. Apparently Mr. Horsley did some drugs when he was younger.

Oh, my Dog.

Here's thinking that a mental health test should perhaps be applied to political candidates. After all, such is the norm to see whether people are competent to stand trial, after all.

Then again, such a system could all to easily be abused...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-05-10 06:22pm

Well, this just got the 10.0 on the OMG scale, time for a reset...

Wow, just wow... I mean... just... wow...

Post by **Surlethe** » 2005-05-10 07:15pm

How do those people manage to breathe?

Now to go clean the vomit from my monitor and keyboard....

The Third Man · Post by **The Third Man** » 2005-05-11 05:51am

I'm reminded of more or less exactly the same thing happening in the Ali G movie: "well, you did once 'ave sex with a 'orse" IIRC

Winston Blake · Post by **Winston Blake** » 2005-05-11 08:30am

Oh man that shit gets out of hand towards the end, he's ranting about how when he was a foo [sic], before he accepted Christ, he smoked dope and "did everything that might feel good".

OK, here's a good bit: "The women i got pregnant did not kill my children, by god's grace, it wasn't because i didn't want them to, i assure you the first thing that crossed my mind was 'let's kill the babies'!" So really, it wasn't that he didn't recognise them as people, he actually saw them as babies and then didn't care about killing them.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2005-05-11 08:47am

Anyone else reminded of the scene from Ali G In Da House ?

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2005-05-11 05:04pm

"It's normal in George, it's like one of those habits that people have that they just don't talk about...right? ...Right?"

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-05-11 06:22pm

This made my frickin day all right.

It's this kind of stuff that makes me wonder if there really is a God. I mean seriously: the most prominent people are always caught with their pants down...next to Bessie...on top of Bessie.

Zeond · Post by **Zeond** » 2005-05-11 11:56pm

Joe wrote:Just would like to point out that this chap isn't a Republican. He belongs to something or other called the "Creator's Rights Party"

You can view his website here, which features some of the worst web design I've ever seen and Photoshop work that would have been embarrassing 15 years ago. You should also check out this video, which is one of the more bizarre anti-Bush pieces I've seen. Apparently Mr. Horsley did some drugs when he was younger.

My bad.

I was originally going to title this thread "Fundamentalist admits ...." but I wasn't sure on the fundie part until I head the clip at the faux radio website so I went with repub because I thought the POS was a republican.

All for all of you who are wondering: This is not a parody or a fake. As far as I can tell it is real. It was reported by newshounds and there is an audio clip pn the webpage for the Alan Colmes radio show on fox radio.

I can't help but wonder why Colmes doesn't do this sort attack on the guests at Hannity and Colmes and instead manages to lose every argument and make the left look bad. I guess that to answer my own question we must simply follow the money.

Zeond · Post by **Zeond** » 2005-05-12 12:07am

Sorry for the double post but it appears that the Neil Horsley story has caught quite a bit of attention in the blogosphere and even faux radio has decided that they want to hear more. The mule molester will be back on the Alan Colmes show on Fox Radio tomorrow, May 12, at 11pm ET. You can still listen to the quote from the interview at ++http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/index.html

I don't get Fox Radio here so if anyone listens to the interview and wants to post a summary, I would appreciate it.