Howto break all 10 commandments before breakfast

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Faram
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Howto break all 10 commandments before breakfast

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Linky

Fucking great! :D
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus

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Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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Post by Anhaga »

Thats brilliant!
"Hwær cwom mearg? Hwær cwom mago?
Hwær cwom maþþumgyfa?
Hwær cwom symbla gesetu?
Hwær sindon seledreamas?
Eala beorht bune!
Eala byrnwiga!
Eala þeodnes þrym!
Hu seo þrag gewat,
genap under nihthelm,
swa heo no wære"- The Wanderer
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Post by CoffeeJunkie911 »

I have to say, that was a wonderful morning pick-me up. :lol:
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Post by Wicked Pilot »

I'm sorry, but seeing flabby male butt does not start my day off in a good way.
The most basic assumption about the world is that it does not contradict itself.
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CoffeeJunkie911 wrote:I have to say, that was a wonderful morning pick-me up. :lol:
My god, you finally posted! It's about damn time! *dies from shock*
どうして？お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
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Post by Tinkerbell »

God that was incredible. I love you forever for posting it :D
Darth Wong wrote:The American "family values" agenda is simple: alter the world so that you can completely ignore your child and still be confident that he is receiving the same kind of Christian upbringing that you would give him if you weren't busy.
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Thanks for that Awsome thing.
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Post by Saurencaerthai »

This is beautiful.
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Brilliant.

Have a very nice day.
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