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Four months ago, the homework load became too much, and I didn't have any time left for SDN. I was gone for weeks. Then, it let up. I COULD have returned. But the urge had left me. I didn't have any commitments here, the only thread that could have pulled me back had run its course. Real life had just become too fascinating - more so than even the Internet, to my unbelieving amazement.

But now, the threat of boredom looms again, and I have returned to the place that has been my haven for... well... a really fucking long time. Sorry about this Chardok, but you must have known my absence wouldn't last... :P

So, a tally of the amazing(ish) things Tony has done in the past 4 months:

- Purchased a Balisong (butterfly knife) and became extremely proficient with it. Despite all common sense, he perservered and learned how to do throws with it. A few dozen cuts later...
- Pimped out his keychain. It now has a personal incineration device/poison gas dispenser, a switchblade, light, pen, carabiner, several fistloads, a set of lockpicks, a tiny mace spray can - hell its even got keys!
- Fell in love with the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. Sadly, several things stood in his way, and continue to do so. While he seeks to terminate the obstacles one by one, he is glad to be her friend.
- Dislocated his left kneecap, and had to go up the 2342435 flights of stairs in his school with a goddamned full leg brace keeping him from bending it...
- Determined that he was in possession of over 75 soundtracks.
- Drank 4 cups of coffee at 4:00 PM, and though he got a headache, had no problems falling asleep. That one was really wierd.
- Made a custom whoopee cushion with a tiny bit of nitrogen triiodide in it. It was a special gift for that really annoying English teacher everyone hated.
- Wen... wait a second... why the fuck am I talking in third person?!?!

Uh... I guess that's about it. *looks at watch* Oh yeah, Merry Christmas.

So yeah, feel free to post your "Welcome back!"'s or "Go fuck yourself sideways with a chainsaw, cockbite!"'s. I'm not sure if this should go in Testing, I've been away so long.

So yeah, great to be back. Well, it is so far, anyway. :mrgreen: Only... 7872 unarchived and unread posts.
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Well, school comes first, nothing to be ashamed of. I wish I had done the same as you now, in hindsight.

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Welcome back! I was beginning to think you were dead or something...
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Ma Deuce wrote:Welcome back! I was beginning to think you were dead or something...
Well, if the mom of the girl I mentioned meets me again, I just might be...

Speaking of the girl, she's really great. She LOVES learning about guns, knives, general combat skills, etc, etc ad infinitum. Its a ton of fun to be around her. :D
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Welcome back! :D
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Welcome back, now spread your tales of balisongness to this forum, and don't spam me :P
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Ace Pace wrote:Welcome back, now spread your tales of balisongness to this forum, and don't spam me :P
That sounds obscene...
Oh and welcome back.
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Go fuck yourself sideways with a chainsaw, cockbite.
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Welcome back to the ship yards corvette ! :D
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I second the chain-saw fucking, although I think of you as more of a "wanker" than a "cockbite", per se.

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You call 4 months a long time? I was away for 2 years. Of course, they were the worst 2 years of my life, which is a somewhat related to my reasons for leaving, but they're over finally and I'm very pleased about it.

Anyway, nice to meet you.
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Dalton wrote:Go fuck yourself sideways with a chainsaw, cockbite.
Hehe. Thank you, kind sir. :D
Lusankya wrote:You call 4 months a long time? I was away for 2 years. Of course, they were the worst 2 years of my life, which is a somewhat related to my reasons for leaving, but they're over finally and I'm very pleased about it.

Anyway, nice to meet you.
Actually, you returned just before I left, and I posted in your return thread, but yeah, nice to officially meet you too. I guess it just seems like a while because I went here every single day for about a year and a half prior to that time. Oh well, no matter.
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I've been back for 4 months?????? Crikey.
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Welcome back! We sure could have used you christmas eve. HAB was evaded once again by that fucking UFO that invades our airspace every year. every single division was foiled by one malfunction or another. It was....embarassing. The GREAT LEADER is not pleased.

Seriously, though. I was wondering when you'd crawl bakc here, and glad that you have! Enjoy your stay! Oh, I think Rogue 9 has some harngar guards in the stockade you need to reeducate...something about a massive security breach....
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Good to have you back. :)
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