My Visit to the Frank Hipper Clinic.... (Not Safe for Work)

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-12-22 07:29pm

New rule for Sheppie-pooh, DO NOT go into a bathroom to sit on the toilet
if you ever cramp up bad again.

I was on the toilet this morning with some real MAJOR bad stomach cramps
due to that cerial going down too fast or something, and I black out
and the next thing I know, I'm lying on the floor, blood is all over the
floor, and my nose hurts like hell.

Then my brother pushes the door open against the weight of my insenate
body and tries to drag me out.

End result:

Yes, my nose is actually cut up down like that, because I fell onto the
shower door railings and cut meself up bad, and broke my nose too;
first time ever.

End result of oh, six hours in a hospital, stiches and an appointment with
a plastic surgeon on Monday to look at me nose.

Hey, while I'm at it, I might as well get a boob job, after all, my alter ego
Zaia has always wanted one

God, she's going to kill me for that crack

Christina the wonder ferrit commands you to post in this thread, SCHNELL!

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » 2004-12-22 07:31pm

I can't disobey the wonder ferret now can I?

Hope you feel better soon man.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-12-22 07:33pm

Ow! That's no fun at all.

Cute ferret.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-12-22 07:36pm

Owie... that looks extremely painful.

But the Ferret is Quawaii!

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2004-12-22 08:03pm

Cute ferret!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-12-22 08:15pm

Visit the Franz von Hipper Memorial Clinic for Mecha Aversion Therapy and you certainly wouldn't be worrying about posting messages on the internet, my friend.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-12-22 08:52pm

*Huggles The Shep*

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2004-12-22 08:56pm

Fuck, that's horrible. <3 to the Shep.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-12-22 09:30pm

So... let me get this straight. You shat yourself unconscious and broke your damned nose on a shower railing?

Well hell, that just about qualifies as the funniest damn thing I've heard all week.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-12-22 10:40pm

Hope you feel better, but it is funny as hell.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-12-22 10:48pm

MKSheppard wrote:New rule for Sheppie-pooh, DO NOT go into a bathroom to sit on the toilet if you ever cramp up bad again.

Holy shit you must've hit your head hard if you just called yourself Sheppie-pooh.

I was on the toilet this morning with some real MAJOR bad stomach cramps due to that cerial going down too fast or something, and I black out and the next thing I know, I'm lying on the floor, blood is all over the floor, and my nose hurts like hell.

Um, did the doctors have anything to say about what caused you to black out?

Then my brother pushes the door open against the weight of my insenate body and tries to drag me out. Yes, my nose is actually cut up down like that, because I fell onto the shower door railings and cut meself up bad, and broke my nose too; first time ever. End result of oh, six hours in a hospital, stiches and an appointment with a plastic surgeon on Monday to look at me nose.

That's majorly fucked up, dude.

Hey, while I'm at it, I might as well get a boob job, after all, my alter ego
Zaia has always wanted one

God, she's going to kill me for that crack

Yes, yes I am.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-12-22 10:55pm

Zaia wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:New rule for Sheppie-pooh, DO NOT go into a bathroom to sit on the toilet if you ever cramp up bad again.
Holy shit you must've hit your head hard if you just called yourself Sheppie-pooh.

I was on the toilet this morning with some real MAJOR bad stomach cramps due to that cerial going down too fast or something, and I black out and the next thing I know, I'm lying on the floor, blood is all over the floor, and my nose hurts like hell.
Um, did the doctors have anything to say about what caused you to black out?

Then my brother pushes the door open against the weight of my insenate body and tries to drag me out. Yes, my nose is actually cut up down like that, because I fell onto the shower door railings and cut meself up bad, and broke my nose too; first time ever. End result of oh, six hours in a hospital, stiches and an appointment with a plastic surgeon on Monday to look at me nose.
That's majorly fucked up, dude.

Hey, while I'm at it, I might as well get a boob job, after all, my alter ego
Zaia has always wanted one

God, she's going to kill me for that crack
Yes, yes I am.

Suicide is illegal you know...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-12-22 11:46pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:So... let me get this straight. You shat yourself unconscious and broke your damned nose on a shower railing?

When you put it that way, it ranks up there with Hamel cutting his dick open with a piece of stale bread.

Anyways, get well soon and consider installing seatbelts on your toilet so you don't fall out of it again.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-12-23 12:15am

Damn, sorry to hear that Shep. I hope you feel better soon.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2004-12-23 03:27am

Zaia wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Hey, while I'm at it, I might as well get a boob job, after all, my alter ego
Zaia has always wanted one

God, she's going to kill me for that crack
Yes, yes I am.

When I read about Shep's grisly death in the Post I probably will have to let the cops know about this. That should make an interesting follow up pice.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-12-23 03:31am

CmdrWilkens wrote: When I read about Shep's grisly death in the Post I probably will have to let the cops know about this. That should make an interesting follow up pice.

You do realize she's just going to kill you first now, don't you?

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-12-23 04:08am

Ouch ! Sorry to hear that Shep. Hope you get well soon.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2004-12-23 04:26am

Shep, Mate, you have bum fluff on yer face.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-23 04:51am

Well, I have to confess confess to having passed out in the bathroom before, and as such I must offer you this advice- it's usually less painful if you do it while on your knees. At worst you'll thonk your head against the rim of the toilet and then slide to the tile.

Remember the first rule of surgery... confirm with the surgical team exactly what they're operating on and why before they put you under, so they don't end up amputating anything you have future plans for.

Get to feeling better soon, hmm?

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2004-12-23 05:13am

In all seriousness, what happened to Shep was (I believe, help me out here med students!) squeezing your abdomenal muscles created pressure on the Vagus nerve, numbing the part that controles your heart rate/blood pressure managment system.
This was also what triggered Elvis Presly's fatal heart attack, and a common cause of heart attack deaths.
I believe you were in in mortal danger Shep, and had you not been young and healthy, you might have died!
A paramedic friend of mine told me this, and also what made Shep pass out also KILLS many a person with heart truoble.
http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/At ... inting.jsp
Vagus nerve
A cranial nerve, that is, a nerve connected to the brain. The vagus nerve has branches to most of the major organs in the body, including the larynx, throat, windpipe, lungs, heart, and most of the digestive system.

Fortunatly for you Shep, this bus seldom runs over the young and spry!

As one who has broken his nose 8 times, I sympathyse with the pain you will soon face for the next 48 hours. Funny though, I've never bled a drop of blood breaking it!
Leson to all, don't hold your breath and use your diaphram to help Mr. Hankey get to the swimming pool faster.

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