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I think this quote says enough:
Police allege Silvestre gave patients animal tranquilizers instead of anesthesia and operated with nonsurgical instruments, such as a spatula.
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A SPATULA?!
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:A SPATULA?!
Maybe he sharpened the edge? :wink:
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That is messed up on so many levels. When people talk about getting references they aren't shittin' you.
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You mean there are tools more advanced than the Spatula?

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What would one use a spatula for in surgery?
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Uraniun235 wrote:What would one use a spatula for in surgery?
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Uraniun235 wrote:What would one use a spatula for in surgery?
Flipping pancakes.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:What would one use a spatula for in surgery?
Flipping pancakes.
IIRC, a spatula is used to give PAP smears to women. Possibly not your average kitchen spatula though.
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Sporks are superior anyway.
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You know what? It could be worse - after all, at least he didn't use duct tape.
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kheegan wrote:IIRC, a spatula is used to give PAP smears to women. Possibly not your average kitchen spatula though.
You're thinking of a speculum.
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You know, when thy say a spatula, they might mean the kind that looks like a kitchen knife, rather than a flipper. Still fucked up, but less so.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
kheegan wrote:IIRC, a spatula is used to give PAP smears to women. Possibly not your average kitchen spatula though.
You're thinking of a speculum.
Yes, speculum is used to open the pussy up, but they still need something to scrape cervical cells for testing. I'm pretty sure that scraper is called a spatula as well. Any ladies care to confirm/refute? :wink:
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Did this guy even operate under sterile conditions?
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