Happy Birthday, Kuja!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-12-16 03:33pm

Happy Birthday fellow brother at arms and Western New Yorker. Let the being wasted commence.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2004-12-16 03:37pm

Happy Birthday K-Man! Have a ton of fun for us! Please don't drink and drive!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-12-16 03:47pm

So am I the only one who's going to eat him or what? I'd hate for the rest of him to go to waste..

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2004-12-16 04:12pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So am I the only one who's going to eat him or what? I'd hate for the rest of him to go to waste..

Well...couldn't we always use whate'er is left to make something else...?
Don't you need a new suit or something Spanky?*shrugs, as is only a thought* But you oughtn't eat him...At least not this year.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-12-16 04:25pm

No, there's not enough skin on a human body to make a proper suit out of, according to the Straight Dope.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-12-16 05:10pm

21 you say?

breaks open a barrel o' booze!

happy birthday!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-12-16 05:20pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So am I the only one who's going to eat him or what? I'd hate for the rest of him to go to waste..

So you want to eat Kuja?

Damn man...there are easier and closer ways to get some.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-12-16 05:28pm

No, I mean tear the flesh from his bones and consume it. The bonus being that his powers would add to mine, doubling them.

But I feel this joke is beginning to sink...

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-12-17 01:52am

Anyone want to place bets on how many drinks he had tonight?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-12-17 02:19am

Zaia wrote:Anyone want to place bets on how many drinks he had tonight?

I'll start the pot at 11.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-12-17 02:56am

I wish you a happy birthday and would like to share a song my friends the ATF came up with. It goes a little something like this...

Master Shake, Zakk Wyld and the Lead Singer of Rush wrote:Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny

Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!

And ye of years....
21 bells
Will chime!

When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!

And blow the magic horn!

To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun it's journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed

In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born

And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
from mere mortal sky

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-12-17 10:07am

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Zaia wrote:Anyone want to place bets on how many drinks he had tonight?
I'll start the pot at 11.

I'm going to go with 15 just for the hell of it, and hope that he's completely done with finals so he can leave his head in the toilet in peace.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-12-17 10:16am

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Zaia wrote:Anyone want to place bets on how many drinks he had tonight?
I'll start the pot at 11.

Actually I went light. Two slugs of Jaeger, an unknown quantity of Captain Morgan, and a Labatt's Blue.

At least, that's how much my mom can confirm.