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Hey Mike, you'll get a kick out of this

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I just got this in my bulk mail. I did a double take at first. :D
From: "Rebecca Wong" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected], [email protected] ...snip... [email protected]
Subject: [Bulk] Hi

Hi, this is Rebecca replying back. You were referred by a friend of the website. Are you new to dating housewives? They'are some pretty hot girls in there but I'd like to show you what I'm about on my webcam first. I live in your area so we could hook up after as well. Anyways, hope to hear from you soon...

Kisses,

Rebecca:)

ps. I have pics available unlike some of the girls. I have nothing to hide ;)


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And you live in Toronto. Oooooh, the coincidence.
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Do it, man!
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Careful though. Mike has stated his willingness to use his chainsaw on Jesus Christ for less.
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Mike, I am fully willing to come to Canada to back you on your insanty plea. Or just to help you dispose the body.
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That's pure gold, man.
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:wtf:
Isn't adultery illegal?
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Depends where you're at
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Pcm979 wrote::wtf:
Isn't adultery illegal?
In Australia its breaking your marriage contract and grounds for forcing a divorce if the other partner wants to.
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Pure. comedy. gold. :lol:
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Damn, so that's why she wanted that webcam!
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Just remember Mike, friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.
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Argh boobies. Think of the children for god's sake!!!!
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:wtf:

Damn...I need to start reading some of the junk mail I get. That's classic.
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