Write an open letter to your favorite sports teams.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Dear Spartans,

Please stop sucking. You can do better than this damn it. The basketball and hockey guys are kicking ass. Why can't you?

Because my boys Blue will be taking all the glory this year (Fucking Norte Dame), no room in the Big Ten for two Michigan teams, and as Darwin tells us, the weak will die off whilst the strong survive. So much for your Spartans.

Dear Wolverines,

Don't you dare lose again.

Yours truly,
Michael C. Iannazzo

[Chardok]

Dear Miami Dolphins,
I watched your performance last saturday.



For crushing my dreams.

Love always,

Daniel Klix

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Dear NHL Players and Owners,

You all suck, nobody has any kind of sympathy for the rich guys bitching about each other, you fuckers. Thanks for ruining hockey this year assholes.

Eat shit and die,
Pissed off hockey fan.

PS God fucking damnit Leafs THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS!

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Dear NHL Players and Owners,

You all suck, nobody has any kind of sympathy for the rich guys bitching about each other, you fuckers. Thanks for ruining hockey this year assholes.

Eat shit and die,
Pissed off hockey fan.

A-FUCKING-MEN.

PS God fucking damnit Leafs THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS!

But boy, do I ever get a kick outta Leafs fans. Keep on chuggin' guys!

[RedImperator]

Dear San Francisco 49rs:

Thank you for trading Terell Owens to us for a bag of magic beans.

Yours,
Matt Lineberger



Dear Baltimore Ravens:

Sucks to be you.

Yours,
Matt Lineberger

[Petrosjko]

Dear San Francisco 49rs:

Thank you for trading Terell Owens to us for a bag of magic beans.

Yours,
Matt Lineberger

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