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"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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You can't be fucking serious. What a pair of pussies. It must be a joke.
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It has to be a joke. I can see 1 jump or scream, ut not 10 seconds of it.
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Nice bullshit.
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I can tell that it was acted.
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GoldenFalcon wrote:I can tell that it was acted.
But not very well. Christ, they sound like a couple of chimps with asthma who just finished running a mile uphill.
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Post by Alferd Packer »

That was hilarious.
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That was embarassing. Really.
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He Fuckin' Larious! I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I'm guessing that it was staged, but I still got a chuckle from the two guys screaming like they just got castrated because of a game.
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Post by Oberleutnant »

I'm with Rye here. Not funny at all, just stupid...
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Pure crap. Luckily, I can do something about it.
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