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Commander Riker, have you ever peeped at Troi's tits?

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Commander Riker, What are your thoughts on this holodeck recording?

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Commander Riker, Why did you grow a beard?

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Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?
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Number One's name is Riker??!! And he's from Alaska???

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Uraniun235 wrote:Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?
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God damn man, when you get a ship that great, time gets all... weird. You know what I'm saying? I can't even remember how much time I spent on the Enterprise.

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Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?
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Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?
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Commander Riker, why can't Jonathan Frakes get a decent movie role outside of Star Trek?
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PeZook wrote:Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?
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It's simple really, do YOU want to pick strawberries for $15 an hour?
lordofchange13 wrote:Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?
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Forums poster "lordofchange13," why do YOU ask such terrible questions.
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Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?
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The Spartan wrote:Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?
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The real question is, why don't you have a beard?
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Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?
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Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?
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OmegaChief wrote:Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?
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Seriously? You seriously want to ask me that question?
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Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?
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Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?
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Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?
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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"
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Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?
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Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?
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Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?
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Stravo wrote:Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?
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What's that got to do with anything?
El Moose Monstero wrote:Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?
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It's standard issue.
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Let's see, set all forward phasers to maximum power... Load all torpedo bays... No Comment.
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It's about this big in real life.
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What are you talking about I don't even...
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Is he willing to carpool?
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Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?
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J wrote:Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?
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What do you mean, can't?
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Commander Riker, would you rather have minions or henchmen?
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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on trigger guards?
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