When did Wolverine become so wanky?

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Re: When did Wolverine become so wanky?

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Re: When did Wolverine become so wanky?

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avatarxprime wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:I think it would be very amusing if the Hulk just stepped on Wolverine, utterly flattening all of his squishy bits, but his adamantium bones are intact. Then when he recovers with his "healing factor", he regenerates into this... shapeless mess of meat, with miscellaneous pieces of adamantium bones sticking out of odd corners. Like a meatwad of scar tissue and stuff. Like a tumbleweed made out of miscellaneous flesh, metal-coated bone, and organs. Then he'd have to undulate.

Considering that during Weapon X he was reduced to a quivering mass of flesh from being opened up on by semi-automatic weapons and then recovered, I doubt that would happen.
I mean, he'd heal alright, he'd recover. But he'd recover like how an ugly wound closes up into an even uglier scar! A horrific mass of scar tissue in BARELY HUMAN FORM!

Wolverine should get hit by a blast of radiation that'd damage his mutant DNA, giving him all sorts of grotesque recessive genes.

Do mutants even get adversely affected by radiation fucking up their genetic structure?
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Re: When did Wolverine become so wanky?

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Lock. We all know the reasons and honestly it comes down to writers having no concept of how to utilize what is given.
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