You all knew this already, but we now have SCIENTIFIC PROOF that staring at womens' tits is good for your health, and can add around 5 years to your life expectancy. How good is that?Stare at boobs for longer life: Study
by Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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Was there a control group? Or are the folks who were told not to stare at breasts just experiencing porn withdrawal symptoms?
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aerius wrote:According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
To quote Ambassador Desadsky: "I must admit, you have an astonishingly good idea there, doctor."
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Women calm and relaxes guys. Not a surprise. I believe there been studies stating that single men die younger as well.
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I am going to live FOREVER!KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:You know what this means?
I'm immortal!
I figure Eva Amurri by herself could prolong more lives than Jonas Salk with his polio vaccine.
Though to be fair, even if checking out breasts took five twenty-five years off my life I'd still do it.
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I love how people immediately go and sagely agree with this just ten years old hoax, "oh yes no big surprise there yes yes why question things that 'make sense'"
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Reminds me of creationists and conspiracy theorists BURN!Dooey Jo wrote:I love how people immediately go and sagely agree with this just ten years old hoax, "oh yes no big surprise there yes yes why question things that 'make sense'"
There's no way I'm telling my wife it's a hoax, though.
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I have to admit that the first thing to come to mind was not, "yay, I can now uncomfortably stare at breasts everywhere without feeling guilty", but, "how the hell did they figure out that it extends your life?"
I'm not sure if that's a good thing. sometimes the truth can be too cruel.
I'm not sure if that's a good thing. sometimes the truth can be too cruel.
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"Believed to be" published in a journal? They couldn't be assed to check? Smells fishy.article wrote: The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
EDIT: Just saw Elfdart's Snopes link. So it was bull.
Still, I shall do my own study to see for myself whether this is complete fiction or whether it does have some basis in fact. (Wonder if you can cite porno mags APA-style...)For science, of course.
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It may be a cultural gap or somethingPeZook wrote:There's no way I'm telling my wife it's a hoax, though.
But I think that as far as staring at your wife's rack you might just get away with it.
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And the moral of this story?Elfdart wrote:Aw shit.
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I'd be more concerned with how they managed to get half the volunteers to refrain from staring. Do they lock them up in some room with no access to the outside world? I mean really getting them to refrain from staring sounds like the impossible part.Twigler wrote:I have to admit that the first thing to come to mind was not, "yay, I can now uncomfortably stare at breasts everywhere without feeling guilty", but, "how the hell did they figure out that it extends your life?"
I'm not sure if that's a good thing. sometimes the truth can be too cruel.
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I'm thinking electric shocks.
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Even if this wasn't a fake surely this aroused suspicions:
(emphasis mine)Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
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Uhm, yes. I said the same thing two posts up.The Guid wrote:Even if this wasn't a fake surely this aroused suspicions:
(emphasis mine)Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
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Aww I thought it was awkward but I guess I wanted it to be true
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Clearly I was distracted by the very concept of breasts.General Zod wrote:Uhm, yes. I said the same thing two posts up.The Guid wrote:Even if this wasn't a fake surely this aroused suspicions:
(emphasis mine)Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
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Maybe if the conservative ideology put a roof overhead, food on the table, and employed the downtrodden the poor folk would be all for it, too". - Broomstick
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Even though it's bullshit, I have two questions:
- Do I have to just stare, or can I also touch if the woman is willing?
- Do I get the same benefit from staring at her ass as well?
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. . . This question doesn't deserve a dignified response.Eddie Van Helsing wrote: [*]Do I have to just stare, or can I also touch if the woman is willing?[*]
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