Best way to Duct Tape someone to a chair???

Omega-13 · Post by **Omega-13** » 2004-01-24 02:14am

Ok I have a bet going with a friend, and I need everyone's opinion on the best way to Duct Tape him to the chair without him getting away.

I have 1 roll of 'original' duct tape (very good stuff) its 180 feet long.

the rules are,
he gets 1 pocket knife in his hands, closed, and 60 minutes to get out of the chair, i can put DT anywhere I want besides his face and neck.

He will be sitting in your everyday white plastic patio chair with arm wrests and 4 legs.

So what is the best way to keep him in that chair for 60 minutes?
He's in the military and says he's been trained to get out, of ROPE, but not DT, so he's not a moron, but he's not used to this.

I'm going to DT his hands into fists, the knife burried under 3 inches of duct tape.

left hand 5 feet (and DT to the arm wrest)
right hand 5 feet

left leg 10 feet (DT to the chair leg, feet off the ground)
right leg 10 feet

thighs 20 feet (wrapped to the seat)

chest 130 feet (or 32 wrap arounds)

is this the best way?

comments please! i don't want to lose 40 bucks

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-01-24 02:17am

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-01-24 02:22am

Stormbringer wrote:[img]*snip*

ROFLMAO!

I'll try to remember to post to this thread when I get back from work...it's just too tempting. I might have a couple of ideas that would work...

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-01-24 02:22am

I await moderator approval before discussing this topic. Stormbringer has sort of given such, but I want more.

Omega-13 · Post by **Omega-13** » 2004-01-24 02:25am

something flew over my head, i do not understand?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-01-24 02:27am

This could very easily be a cheesy facade for something illegal.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2004-01-24 02:29am

Well somebody is being a little homocidal maniac today.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-24 02:31am

Best way to Duct Tape someone to a chair???

Carefully.

I would suggest starting when they're unconcious somehow. Perhaps have them sit in the chair, and drug them with something.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-24 02:59am

Near his elbows and wrists and other joints i would've thought.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-01-24 03:07am

Howedar wrote:I await moderator approval before discussing this topic. Stormbringer has sort of given such, but I want more.

Go ahead, I just wanted people to know that this was going to be watched so if it degenerated.

Omega-13 wrote:something flew over my head, i do not understand?

While I'm sure you're used to that, in this case nothing did.

Howedar wrote:This could very easily be a cheesy facade for something illegal.

Not really, well maybe home made gay-bondage vidoes.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-24 03:08am

simply wrapping the arms to the rests, the legs to the legs and the thighs to the base of the chair removes all leverage, with the wrists trapped firm against the arm rests they can't manuver the knife enough to get out. and if you do it tight enough they can't find enough play to break the chair apart hollywood style.

how do I know this....

let's just say I have two older brothers and one baby sister, and they call us "Sibling Rivals" for a reason.....

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-01-24 03:11am

For the knife, I'd probably on the outside-back of their upper arm.

Omega-13 · Post by **Omega-13** » 2004-01-24 03:31am

the knife i said would be in his hand, closed, that is the only way he said he'd do this

arms DT'ed to the arms of the chair still allows him to pull up and sideways, what if i wrapped them AROUND the chair, behind his back, and then duct taped them back there?
would that be harder? i mean how is he going to pull, lol

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-24 03:47am

Like I said, leverage and tightness is the key....

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-01-24 03:53am

He's in the military and says he's been trained to get out, of ROPE, but not DT, so he's not a moron, but he's not used to this.

He's full of shit. I was in the military. A shit bird in my platoon needed a lesson on how to take his booze. Meaning he was drunk and beligerent. We duct taped him to a chair and set him out of the barracks for the night.

In the morning, he was still there and had pissed himself because he couldn't get out. Because DT is that good.

Tape his hands to the arm rests. Tape his legs to the legs of the chair. Tape his chest to the back rest. Tape his hips to the the bottom of the chair.

End result. He can't move.

Omega-13 · Post by **Omega-13** » 2004-01-24 04:55am

Knife wrote:
He's in the military and says he's been trained to get out, of ROPE, but not DT, so he's not a moron, but he's not used to this.
He's full of shit. I was in the military. A shit bird in my platoon needed a lesson on how to take his booze. Meaning he was drunk and beligerent. We duct taped him to a chair and set him out of the barracks for the night.

In the morning, he was still there and had pissed himself because he couldn't get out. Because DT is that good.

Tape his hands to the arm rests. Tape his legs to the legs of the chair. Tape his chest to the back rest. Tape his hips to the the bottom of the chair.

End result. He can't move.

haha, this is good to hear!
he says he wants to use a sweater now, (cause he doesn't want to lose arm hair)
i think this will give him a tremandous advantage, maybe slither out of the sweater? therefore getting out of the tape?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-01-24 05:05am

Correct. Tell the pussy he doesn't get to change the rules.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-01-24 05:12am

HE LIES. THIS IS FOR BONDAGE!!!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-24 12:12pm

Securely tape his hands to his genitals, then tape him into the chair.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-24 12:27pm

aerius wrote:Securely tape his hands to his genitals, then tape him into the chair.

Heh... he'll certainly be touching himself at night that way.

(sorry, couldn't help it)

In all seriousness though, that would work... no sane person is going to operate a razor blade within close proximity to lil' Johnny, if they plan on letting him live to see another day.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-24 12:57pm

I have this image of what Emilio Estevez says in The breakfast Club.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-24 01:18pm

Why does Stuck In The Middle With You play in my mind when I read this thread?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-24 01:23pm

Tim Roth cutting off the cop's ear while he's duct taped to the chair?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-24 01:36pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Tim Roth cutting off the cop's ear while he's duct taped to the chair?

You get a cookie, but only because I'll overlook the fact that it wasn't Tim Roth that did the mutilation.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-24 01:48pm

how many fuckin years has it been since i have seen reseviour dogs....

of course the madonna conversation was funny...