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Chardok wrote:Ha. easy one. Jabba the (Motherfucking) Hutt, Intergalactic pimp extraordinairre. He be havin' bitches, fly-assed rides, bubonic chronic (spice), and be blastin' out da tunes on dat sail barge and he makes Puke Guystalker his Beeotch! (Well, for a moment anyway)
Puke: Yo, bitch, you finna let my niglet Han go.
Jabba: Whateva, foo.
Puke: Punk bitch, dontchu be dissrespeccin me! Gimme mah homee!
Jabba: Ho ho ho ho...ha ha ha...pleasse, muthafucka. you ain't gon' sweet talk THIS muthfucka. Getcha gone, foo.
*Hits button*
Jabba: Kiss Rancor Bitch!
Now...where's me anutha one o' them fly-ass twi'lek hoes?

2000AD wrote:

FUQ!

Thirdfain wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Terry? Isn't that a girl's name?

No. No, it is NOT a girl's name. Terry is a gender-neutral name here in the USA, and is a masculine name in England, from which my name comes. The name "Terry" has a lot of famous and successful male holders- take for intsance, Terry Gilliam of "Monty Python" fame, and Terry Pratchett, the great comedic writer. In fact, Terry comes from the Norman French name "Thierri," which translates roughly as "Ruler of the People."

Asshole.

Zaia wrote:Bah, badgers dancing and singing about themselves pales in comparison to vaginas erupting with pink foam. In my world, when talking degrees of weirdness, everything pales in comparison to vaginas erupting with pink foam.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Would it not be best if we limited to what one another says of each other rather than us posting our own work? I just feel it cheapens something when it's self-recommendation.

Hamel wrote:I'd like Shep to name one person on this forum that doesn't wank off to something. If we never wanked, we'd go crazy and dip banana sausage in hot liquid fudge

Pablo Sanchez wrote:A) The GSDAs are merely based on the Oscars. They're not identical, obviously. Fanfics don't follow the format of any other medium besides maybe old-timey motion picture serials like Flash Gordon.

B) The people who run the GSDA made the decision two years ago that a fic could only win an award once.

C) The GSDA is mainly a recognition of excellence in a particular category. We don't need to repeatedly say that "X" fanfic was really good--once is enough. This isn't a "hey ur cool" celebratory fellatio like the Emmy's.

Zaia wrote:

Eleas wrote:

Zaia wrote:Awwww. Boys are so cute!

AIEEEEEE! Incoming breasts!!! *cowers under his desk*

Hmmm, I believe that's the first time my breasts have instigated enough fright for an air-raid drill.

...The first time they've instigated fright period, I think. Usually they get a warmer reception than that.

*shrugs and walks off*

Rob Wilson wrote:Please somebody FUQ this! And now i have to leave before I make lewd and inappropriate response to Zaia's post

Rob Wilson wrote:Gah, can't help myself, must.. make.. post..

Rob : "Don't worry Eleas, I'll protect you." *Valiantly leaps on Zaia's breasts to protect the squad!*

Eleas : "What a hero, making such a sacrifice for us all!" *single manly tear runs down cheek*. "We will remember him."

Zaia : "Rob you have 5 seconds to get your head out from between my breasts before i knee your happy sacks into your throat."

XaLEv wrote:

Rob Wilson wrote: You mean you are the bearer of the fabled Infinity Balls! Soon the whole Marvel universe shall be awash in your displays of potency.

*looks down at Galactus*

"Yeah bitch, swallow it all."

There's a recipe I'm good at.

*ahem*

Adrian Tullberg wrote:The pipe-laden cyborg lurched towards the silver figure in the middle of the corridor.

"We are ..."

The silver figure grabbed both the drone's arms; one in each hand.

And pulled.

With a combination of tearing metal and organic fluids displacing, the disarmed - literally - Borg sunk to it's knees, massive shock setting in.

The Cyberman spoke, completing the drone's statement.

"Irrelevant."

jmac wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?

Gently massaging and rubbing my breasts with one hand while fingering myself and using a dildo or vibrator as needed. There's many possible variations on the basic theme and...oh wait...that's because I'm female. Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis.

Dorsk 81 wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Dorsk 81 wrote: You say that now, but soon his ego will be like Agent Smith and shall consume us all!

Ehm no, I think you have my Ego confused with my Sex Drive.

If his sex drive's as good as his boasting, we ought to do well....

Stravo wrote:Dalton, all your FUQing needs can be met in this one thread. Sweet eh?

On with the FUQs.

Vertigo1 wrote:Question: Is this just restricted to stuff posted on here, or can we use IM and IRC quotes as well? (I'm asking because I've got some hilarious material.)

2000AD wrote:From the diary of Robert Scott "Guardian 2000" "Darkstar" Anderson:

0700: Woken up by alarm clock. Obviously some rabid warsie tried to deny me sleep. Ha! Little did he know he set it for the perfect time to wake me up for work!

0730: Warsie disguised as postman drops a load of arguments through my letterbox. If they think arguments like "This is the only credit card you will ever need" will beat me they are much mistaken.

0900: Begin work at university, notice some people looking at me as i walk in. Obviously they are part of the conspiracy. I will have to watch them with care from now on.

1245: During lunch break, pounced on one of the spies and demanded he try and refute my arguments. He claimed not to know what i was talking about, obviously too scared to debate the Last Bastion of Trek, another victory for me!

1800: Get home and find my inbox full of arguments from warsies. Obviously they have never realised that i refuted there insane "Get fr33 p0rn here" argument years ago, even if "Candy can take it for hours!"

1900: Prepare dinner, taking care to use Kitty to make sure the conspiracy hasn't poisened it.

2000: That insufferable idiot Poe has updated his hilariously inept Trekmiss video. Though it has no substance his PR pandering to the masses may cause more people to join the conspiracy! Have to think of a way to counter this.

0330: Hah! After a mere 10 minutes of work i have triumphed. My Warsmiss video crushes the the insane Trekmiss video at every point as well as backing up all my arguments AND proving Wong's site to be a pile of fallacies. However, while i was working some warsie must have slipped into my house and altered my clock as it now says it is half past three in the morning, as if crushing Poe could take that long! Gah! They must have slipped a sleeping pill into my drink as well as i am feeling tired, perhaps these warsies are more resourceful than i thought. No matter i will crush their arguments tommorow!

Kuja wrote:

2000AD wrote:<snip>

Red Imperator wrote:Absolute power has corrupted us absolutely and there's nothing you can do about it!

XaLEv wrote: I want to suck on your avatar's clitoris

Lord Pounder wrote:A FUQ from today

XaLEv wrote: I want to suck on your avatar's clitoris

I nearly pissed myself laughing when i read that.

Zaia wrote:

Lord Pounder wrote:A FUQ from today

XaLEv wrote: I want to suck on your avatar's clitoris

I nearly pissed myself laughing when i read that.

PLEASE tell me he wasn't talking to you at the time.