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Another purge
Posted: 2008-06-06 04:07pm
by AdmiralKanos
A mass grave was discovered today. Someone had recently dumped the corpses of a thousand useless inactive zero-post users in it. Representatives of stardestroyer.net claimed not to know who these individuals were.
Posted: 2008-06-06 04:08pm
by The Vortex Empire
I need to harvest the eyes, prices for them are through the roof right now.
Posted: 2008-06-06 04:11pm
by Buddha
I humbly request a few skulls and thighbones for skullcups and trumpets. The nearby charnel ground has a shortage of good bones. Kinda on the frail side...
Posted: 2008-06-06 04:56pm
by Coyote
Lord Wong has dibs on the skulls; the pyramid is still being built, after all.
Posted: 2008-06-06 05:03pm
by Shinova
Coyote wrote:Lord Wong has dibs on the skulls; the pyramid is still being built, after all.
Wong is Khorne, so that's how it was...
Posted: 2008-06-06 05:22pm
by Lancer
As long as I get to make my bone-laden vehicular harbringer of doom, armed with yellowish-tan blades and fueled by the blood of the recently-slain.
Posted: 2008-06-06 05:26pm
by aerius
The Vortex Empire wrote:I need to harvest the eyes, prices for them are through the roof right now.
I call dibs on the livers, I want to corner the market on liver transplants for alcoholics.
Posted: 2008-06-06 05:55pm
by CmdrWilkens
Excellent, there is nothing quite so charming as a freshly dug mass grave. WHo wants to celebrate this glorous discovery?
Posted: 2008-06-06 09:18pm
by Civil War Man
Can I have the teeth? I'm making a necklace.
Posted: 2008-06-06 09:30pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Wunderbar. Lets plant a bigass vegetable garden over the gravesite. May their bodies give new life once again!
....mmm delicious tomato.
Posted: 2008-06-06 11:02pm
by Dark Flame
In the name of the AYVB I claim the best looking (and properly aged) females found!
Posted: 2008-06-06 11:24pm
by Pollux
Let the Great Soviet Ribcage Xylophone For Everyone Initiative commence!
Posted: 2008-06-06 11:50pm
by Pelranius
Can I please borrow a few skeletons first to make molds out of?
You have no idea how monotonously standardized every life scale skeleton replicas that I've seen in high school classrooms are.
Posted: 2008-06-07 02:01am
by SpacedTeddyBear
I got dibs on a ribcage. My sternum has surgical wire wrapped around it, and it'd be nice to have a girl rest her head on my chest without it being a bit uncomfortable.
Posted: 2008-06-07 03:02am
by Napoleon the Clown
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Wunderbar. Lets plant a bigass vegetable garden over the gravesite. May their bodies give new life once again!
....mmm delicious tomato.
I'd think you'd want to grow something other than tomatoes on such fertile land.
You know, as bad a rap as mass graves get, at least SDN doesn't just let the bodies rot in the sun.
Posted: 2008-06-07 05:34am
by JointStrikeFighter
Napoleon the Clown wrote:Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Wunderbar. Lets plant a bigass vegetable garden over the gravesite. May their bodies give new life once again!
....mmm delicious tomato.
I'd think you'd want to grow something other than tomatoes on such fertile land.
You know, as bad a rap as mass graves get, at least SDN doesn't just let the bodies rot in the sun.
Well we dont want to stink the place out do we?
Besides, we already have testing to stink the place out.
Posted: 2008-06-07 03:05pm
by Tinkerbell
aerius wrote:The Vortex Empire wrote:I need to harvest the eyes, prices for them are through the roof right now.
I call dibs on the livers, I want to corner the market on liver transplants for alcoholics.
Can I at least have a few? I was going to eat them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Posted: 2008-06-07 03:08pm
by loomer
I lay claim to the femurs. I intend to build a comically large neanderthal wielding a mammoth femur out of them.
Posted: 2008-06-07 03:17pm
by LadyTevar
Tinkerbell wrote:aerius wrote:The Vortex Empire wrote:I need to harvest the eyes, prices for them are through the roof right now.
I call dibs on the livers, I want to corner the market on liver transplants for alcoholics.
Can I at least have a few? I was going to eat them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Save a healthy liver for Nitram, please.
Posted: 2008-06-07 08:01pm
by Dark Flame
SpacedTeddyBear wrote:I got dibs on a ribcage. My sternum has surgical wire wrapped around it, and it'd be nice to have a girl rest her head on my chest without it being a bit uncomfortable.
Interesting... Is there a good story behind this?
Posted: 2008-06-07 09:11pm
by Tasoth
*whistles and strolls away with a sack full of gold teeth, wedding rings, chains, watches, what have you and etcetera* Gotta be quicker.
Posted: 2008-06-07 09:20pm
by Enigma
I have dibs on the testicles.
Posted: 2008-06-08 07:25am
by Braedley
Enigma wrote:I have dibs on the testicles.
Any particular reason why?
I'll take all the hair. Although I may not fall victim to it, the men in my family have a tendency to lose some over time.
Posted: 2008-06-08 07:34am
by Enigma
Braedley wrote:Enigma wrote:I have dibs on the testicles.
Any particular reason why?
I'll take all the hair. Although I may not fall victim to it, the men in my family have a tendency to lose some over time.
Experiments, my dear Braedley. Experiments to the detriment of mankind! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Posted: 2008-06-08 11:58am
by Vanas
I could use the fingernails. If you can drop them by the boathouse, it'll be be appreciated.