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A mass grave was discovered today. Someone had recently dumped the corpses of a thousand useless inactive zero-post users in it. Representatives of stardestroyer.net claimed not to know who these individuals were.
For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron.
But now, you shall witnesss ... its dismemberment!
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I need to harvest the eyes, prices for them are through the roof right now.
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I humbly request a few skulls and thighbones for skullcups and trumpets. The nearby charnel ground has a shortage of good bones. Kinda on the frail side...
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Lord Wong has dibs on the skulls; the pyramid is still being built, after all.
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Coyote wrote:Lord Wong has dibs on the skulls; the pyramid is still being built, after all.
Wong is Khorne, so that's how it was...
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As long as I get to make my bone-laden vehicular harbringer of doom, armed with yellowish-tan blades and fueled by the blood of the recently-slain.
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The Vortex Empire wrote:I need to harvest the eyes, prices for them are through the roof right now.
I call dibs on the livers, I want to corner the market on liver transplants for alcoholics.
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Excellent, there is nothing quite so charming as a freshly dug mass grave. WHo wants to celebrate this glorous discovery?
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Can I have the teeth? I'm making a necklace.
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Wunderbar. Lets plant a bigass vegetable garden over the gravesite. May their bodies give new life once again!



....mmm delicious tomato. :lol:
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In the name of the AYVB I claim the best looking (and properly aged) females found!
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Let the Great Soviet Ribcage Xylophone For Everyone Initiative commence! :P
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Can I please borrow a few skeletons first to make molds out of?

You have no idea how monotonously standardized every life scale skeleton replicas that I've seen in high school classrooms are.
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I got dibs on a ribcage. My sternum has surgical wire wrapped around it, and it'd be nice to have a girl rest her head on my chest without it being a bit uncomfortable.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Wunderbar. Lets plant a bigass vegetable garden over the gravesite. May their bodies give new life once again!



....mmm delicious tomato. :lol:
I'd think you'd want to grow something other than tomatoes on such fertile land.

You know, as bad a rap as mass graves get, at least SDN doesn't just let the bodies rot in the sun.
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Napoleon the Clown wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Wunderbar. Lets plant a bigass vegetable garden over the gravesite. May their bodies give new life once again!



....mmm delicious tomato. :lol:
I'd think you'd want to grow something other than tomatoes on such fertile land.

You know, as bad a rap as mass graves get, at least SDN doesn't just let the bodies rot in the sun.
Well we dont want to stink the place out do we?

Besides, we already have testing to stink the place out.
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aerius wrote:
The Vortex Empire wrote:I need to harvest the eyes, prices for them are through the roof right now.
I call dibs on the livers, I want to corner the market on liver transplants for alcoholics.
Can I at least have a few? I was going to eat them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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I lay claim to the femurs. I intend to build a comically large neanderthal wielding a mammoth femur out of them.
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Tinkerbell wrote:
aerius wrote:
The Vortex Empire wrote:I need to harvest the eyes, prices for them are through the roof right now.
I call dibs on the livers, I want to corner the market on liver transplants for alcoholics.
Can I at least have a few? I was going to eat them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Save a healthy liver for Nitram, please.
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SpacedTeddyBear wrote:I got dibs on a ribcage. My sternum has surgical wire wrapped around it, and it'd be nice to have a girl rest her head on my chest without it being a bit uncomfortable.
Interesting... Is there a good story behind this?
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*whistles and strolls away with a sack full of gold teeth, wedding rings, chains, watches, what have you and etcetera* Gotta be quicker.
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I have dibs on the testicles.
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Enigma wrote:I have dibs on the testicles.
Any particular reason why?

I'll take all the hair. Although I may not fall victim to it, the men in my family have a tendency to lose some over time.
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Braedley wrote:
Enigma wrote:I have dibs on the testicles.
Any particular reason why?

I'll take all the hair. Although I may not fall victim to it, the men in my family have a tendency to lose some over time.
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I could use the fingernails. If you can drop them by the boathouse, it'll be be appreciated.
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