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Stormbringer wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:Steering is for those afraid of adventure.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote:I figure I might slip my own in as well since it doesn't look like anyone's gonna go for the FUQ. I got sigged by Rye for this one off in testing when someone posted a website by some anthro fundie. Real crazy shit.

Good Christians share their crack.

Oh, ya, I saw that. I think I was the scruffy-lookin nerfherder who posted that link to Hell...

Kuja wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh, ya, I saw that. I think I was the scruffy-lookin nerfherder who posted that link to Hell...

No, that was IB. And coincidentally, Necronlord did it in another forum the same night.

Durandal wrote:Labeling the motivations for the war numerically implies that they simultaneously co-exist in a list form. This is not the case. It would be more appropriate to treat the motivations as a football team roster -- Team Bullshit. For example, Weapon of Mass Destruction was the first-string quarterback.

But Weapons of Mass Destruction and Saddam Supports Al Qaeda (full-back) both sustained career-ending injury at the end of regular combat and could not lead the Bush administration into the occupation, that is, the play-offs.

So, Team Bullshit has been forced to play the second-string quarterback, Freeing The Iraqi People and the second-string full-back, Saddam Was An Evil Man. Saddam Was An Evil Man has proven a surprisingly effective pass-blocker. Even so, Team Bush's performance in the play-offs has been abysmal. Their offensive line is weak, and Team Facts has repeatedly broken through to sack the shit out of Freeing The Iraqi People. Star player on Team Facts, Iraqi Police Officers Are Afraid to Show Up For Work, has been responsible for record numbers of offensive yards lost by Team Bullshit.

Dalton wrote:Great find Ace

Eleas wrote:

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: So when are we gonna' see Michael Wong's Guide to Anal Sex?

It would start out discussing fluid dynamics and tensile strength...

CrimsonRaine wrote:For one, Red knows I'm on birth control for health reasons and being a woman, I'm guessing he understands that I menstrate.

However, my mother and I like to embarass him. Sometimes I won't warn him for that sake. It makes him squirm like babies on spikes.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Why the fuck does SW have to have gay people? It isnt a series about social commentary, and just because it is advanced does not mean that it has a ratio of gays to straights that is statistically high. Star Wars is about light and dark, good and evil, life and death, treachery and redemption. As well as monsters and spaceships. It only needs one gay character, and that is C3PO, and he does the job marvelously.

Pcm979 wrote:It would depend highly on the morphology of Gungan Wangs. Barbed? Streamlined? Retractable? Or do they go for the age-old "Masturbate onto a collection of eggs" method, which might mean that he has no wang at all; In that case, it becomes fairly one-sided.

HemlockGrey wrote:

Aya wrote:Random event of the night: I had a tampon/panties fight with Angel, who I'm sure is the evilest girl I have ever met.

My friend, you are quite possibly in the largest Friends Zone known to mankind. In fact, I believe that if you were to stand next to the most skilled pick up artist on the planet, he would be drained of all his powers simply by his proximity to you, much in the same way a black hole devours even light.

Tsyroc wrote:

Pcm979 wrote:You mean the HAB doesn't have an even gianter Meat Grinder? For shame!

I thought that everyone knew that the HAB doesn't grind their meat they beat it.