Do Females Molest You?

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-05-03 11:37pm

Aerius

Speaking from experience, the best way to nullify it is

MOLEST THEM BACK AFTER THEY START.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-05-03 11:42pm

Oh, and when I wore the kilt for the first time, I was generally harrassed by drunk women trying to see if I was going full scottish or not... mind you, that said, there was also a drunk scotsman who was also trying to find out.

That was worrying.

It hasnt really happened since then, I've found that the best response if asked is to say 'Do you really want to know?', that generally shuts them up.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-05-04 02:20am

Montcalm wrote:
muse wrote:edit: I've just been informed by aerius that there is indeed such a thing as leach porn.
"WHAT leach porn" HFS people are getting sicker as time goes

This sucks, literally.

moku · Post by **moku** » 2004-05-04 03:34am

A tip (however I do not take responsibility of your actions):
When you walk past the cuttest hottest chick, and she does not do anything turn around and say loudly: "Did you just touch my ass

", <and then she says 'no'>, you reply "Damn

"

Simple as that, and it works.

BoyRocketeer · Post by **BoyRocketeer** » 2004-05-04 03:43am

Dang, what the fuck did you do to have them treat you like that? Seriously, I wanna know. Are they like your big sisters or something?

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-05-04 06:43am

`naeo wrote:A tip (however I do not take responsibility of your actions):
When you walk past the cuttest hottest chick, and she does not do anything turn around and say loudly: "Did you just touch my ass ", <and then she says 'no'>, you reply "Damn "

Simple as that, and it works.

Actully, in MS, play the cute shy blushy guy, chicks molest you to see you blush.

It works perfect for some beautifle views.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-04 10:09am

Solauren wrote:Aerius

Speaking from experience, the best way to nullify it is

MOLEST THEM BACK AFTER THEY START.

Yet another reason why I need a girlfriend.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-04 11:00am

muse wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:You know, I wouldn't mind being....trained. I even have several leaches handy.
Leaches? Leaches?? Ok there...I don't want to know what you're going to do with leaches. that's...like...I don't have words for it....

edit: I've just been informed by aerius that there is indeed such a thing as leach porn.

well . .awhile back a friend of mine and i were bored and started discussing a way to make snuff films involving snails over an internet chat. needless to say people started logging off rapidly after we got into details. i think we even managed to include a midget and a donkey in there somewhere. never got off the ground, but eh, it killed time.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-05-04 03:58pm

muse wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:You know, I wouldn't mind being....trained. I even have several leaches handy.
Leaches? Leaches?? Ok there...I don't want to know what you're going to do with leaches. that's...like...I don't have words for it....

edit: I've just been informed by aerius that there is indeed such a thing as leach porn.

I have dogs.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-04 04:18pm

BoredShirtless wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote: Really? I thought it meant sex obsessed in general.
Yeah you're right.

Actually, it's technically a female that will pretty much fuck anything that walks.

There's a term for the male counterpart, but I forget it.

/random useless info

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-04 04:26pm

verilon wrote: Actually, it's technically a female that will pretty much fuck anything that walks.

There's a term for the male counterpart, but I forget it.

/random useless info

That would be a satyr or someone suffering from satyriasis.

Kind of makes sense if you think about it. In mythology satyrs were always supposed to be after the nymphs.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-04 04:32pm

verilon wrote:Actually, it's technically a female that will pretty much fuck anything that walks.

There's a term for the male counterpart, but I forget it.

/random useless info

*smacks ver*
Only grammarnazi where no grammarnazi has grammarnazi'd before.
*points at own post just there, look.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-05-04 05:51pm

verilon wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote: Really? I thought it meant sex obsessed in general.
Yeah you're right.
Actually, it's technically a female that will pretty much fuck anything that walks.

There's a term for the male counterpart, but I forget it.

/random useless info

Satyriasis. I said it earlier in the thread, like on page 2.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-05-04 10:07pm

aerius wrote:Hi, my name is aerius and I have a problem. I get molested by cute chicks.

I wish I had your problem.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-04 11:31pm

BoyRocketeer wrote:Dang, what the fuck did you do to have them treat you like that? Seriously, I wanna know. Are they like your big sisters or something?

I'm not sure really, if I could figure it out and write a how-to guide I'd never have to work again. And they're all chicks I know, one's my GF, another's her sister, and the rest are all friends of ours.

J · Post by J » 2004-05-04 11:34pm

Vertigo1 wrote:I have dogs.

I believe the word you're looking for is leash, that's leash with an "sh". Because if your dogs have leaches that's a bit of a problem.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-05-05 12:38am

jmac wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:I have dogs.
I believe the word you're looking for is leash, that's leash with an "sh". Because if your dogs have leaches that's a bit of a problem.

That took us 2 pages to discover that spelling typo ;P

Sheesh, now I'm molested by an ungly air-head 'stripper'.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-05-05 02:36am

I foresee future polls that carry the option "castrate aerius"

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2004-05-05 07:30am

I remember being molested by girls... back in nursery school. Traumatic memories... ya know.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-05 01:00pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:I foresee future polls that carry the option "castrate aerius"

Nah, I just think the ladies need to up the molestation level and move on to some strap-on action!

Let's see if aerius brags about that.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-05-05 04:21pm

It used to happen to me fairly often, because with certain exceptions I'm not a big fan of touching. Chicks go after the guy who doesn't like to be molested.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-05-05 04:27pm

Vertigo1 wrote: I have dogs.

Plural? As in more than one girlfriend? *runs*

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-05 08:58pm

Tsyroc wrote:I just think the ladies need to up the molestation level and move on to some strap-on action!

Let's see if aerius brags about that.

Lemme talk to my sister about that one...

Pablo Sanchez wrote:It used to happen to me fairly often, because with certain exceptions I'm not a big fan of touching.

Say...mind if I fondle you butt a bit? Wanna play a game of grab-ass?

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2004-05-05 09:09pm

All the time. At least once a day. And I like it. It is fun. Oh ya.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-06 05:47am

muse wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:I just think the ladies need to up the molestation level and move on to some strap-on action!

Let's see if aerius brags about that.
Lemme talk to my sister about that one...

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