[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

[Darth Garden Gnome]

::::: The displacer bounces off my new Anti-bullshit-cheating-copout-field and the Lightsaber continues twards DGG's head:::

Dangit, I justknewhe had one fo those. Who's selling these things? They must be going for cheap! I ALMOST WON, STUPID ANTI-(stuff) FIELD! I bet you it was Straha, that accursed mad scientist. That's it, he's going on the hit-list...er...*notices Straha is already on it*
*contemplates situation*
*writes Straha's name down again*
That'll show 'im.

Anyways...

*leaps into the air, well out of the range of Darksider's lightsaber; he pulls back his cape to reveal a trio of viscious looking Force-seeking explosive shurikens*

Kaboom...

*throws shurikens at Darksider*

[PROMETHEUS]

::begins bombing Gnomish hordes with giant escargots::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

::begins bombing Gnomish hordes with giant escargots::

Nasty snails! Ack! Unless they're the breakfast pastry kind. Those rule. Which is it? SO CONFUSED!!!

*doesn't know whether to open or close his mouth in the oncoming wave of snails/pasties*

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

::::: The displacer bounces off my new Anti-bullshit-cheating-copout-field and the Lightsaber continues twards DGG's head:::

Dangit, I just knew he had one fo those. Who's selling these things? They must be going for cheap! I ALMOST WON, STUPID ANTI-(stuff) FIELD! I bet you it was Straha, that accursed mad scientist.

Maybe we can get a few, our Gnomish tinkering skills should be able to bring them up to Gnomish standards, even if they are made by infedels...

[Captain Cyran]

::begins bombing Gnomish hordes with giant escargots::

Alright, you're messing with the gnomes, and since DGG has been so good to me in the past...I can't let that happen.

*The Uber-Planetoid Dahak comes out of slipstream drive with 100 Colture ships in tow. The bridge's main view port on Prometheus's main ship, a small man in blue robes and a large yellow hat stands there, arms crossed. A catgirl sits down in a couch in the background and gnomish pilots run back and forth as well.*

Prometeus good buddy...I suggest you cease in your attacks or I will have to destroy you.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

::begins bombing Gnomish hordes with giant escargots::

Alright, you're messing with the gnomes, and since DGG has been so good to me in the past...I can't let that happen.

*The Uber-Planetoid Dahak comes out of slipstream drive with 100 Colture ships in tow. The bridge's main view port on Prometheus's main ship, a small man in blue robes and a large yellow hat stands there, arms crossed. A catgirl sits down in a couch in the background and gnomish pilots run back and forth as well.*

Prometeus good buddy...I suggest you cease in your attacks or I will have to destroy you.

*the G-SSD Wongite comes out of hyperspace, with the full 1st Gnomish Fleet in tow. Gnomes can be seen preparing Gnome-class TIES for battle, scurrying around in little Gnome flightsuits*

I'm gonna have to agree with Captain_Cyran. Prometheus, time for you to die!

[Darksider]

::::: Orders all armies to withdraw and rethink strategy ::::

[Captain Cyran]

::::: Orders all armies to withdraw and rethink strategy ::::

Now for my famous quote....

Don't Fuck With the Black Mage!

[Captain tycho]

Tell me, what does it take to join the Gnomish hordes in their brutal conquest of Earth?

Well, you can sell your soul to DGG, have yourself transformed into a Gnome, or just post a reply saying you wish to join and put it in your sig. We'll come up with a position for you to put in there.

Then I hereby put myself, Captain tycho, in the service of our great leader Darth Garden Gnome.

Gnomize me!

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

*Commences orbital bombardment of PROMETHEUS' command post (or wherever the hell he happens to be), but not before activating R/UR shielding, and lets everything passing OUT become more powerful, and everything coming IN turn into food*

Note: food is because I'm hungry.... I think I'll go make a sandwich right now. (OMG, IM ACTUALLY MASTICATING WHILE BROWSING SD.NET!!!)

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Then I hereby put myself, Captain tycho, in the service of our great leader Darth Garden Gnome.

Gnomize me!

Excellent! Welcome to SEGNOR, Mr. Tycho. What are your specialties? Ground-pouding (from the looks fo your Marine avatar)? Any rank is available, except of course:

LEADER
GRAND VIZIER
GNOME ADMIRAL

Don't forget to put it in bold red in your sig.

One by one SD.Net, we will turn you over to the Gnomes...

HAIL GNOMAGE! DINK DINK!

[Captain tycho]

Then I hereby put myself, Captain tycho, in the service of our great leader Darth Garden Gnome.

Gnomize me!

Excellent! Welcome to SEGNOR, Mr. Tycho. What are your specialties? Ground-pouding (from the looks fo your Marine avatar)? Any rank is available, except of course:

LEADER
GRAND VIZIER
GNOME ADMIRAL

Don't forget to put it in bold red in your sig.

One by one SD.Net, we will turn you over to the Gnomes...

HAIL GNOMAGE! DINK DINK!

I'm a flyboy, through and through.
HAIL GNOMAGE! DINK DINK!

[Montcalm]

Loading guns with DU bullet....start shooting the Gnomes.

[Captain Cyran]

Anyone tries to Gnominize me and they'll find a knife sticking out their back...simple as that. Now where was I... Oh yes, my ultimatum upon Prometeus.

Hey Thrawn wannabe, give it a rest.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

I'm a flyboy, through and through.
HAIL GNOMAGE! DINK DINK!

Arrogant Flyboy of the Gnomish Hordes

Whatever ya want is cool. So anyone else wanna join? PLENTY of room left. Already our numbers have swelled to four. The UNSTOPPABLE FOUR! Ph34r.

You know, we should design those sig picture things like the HAB/MM/Cybertron's Finest use. Too bad I don't have the photoshop skills to do so.

[SirNitram]

::begins bombing Gnomish hordes with giant escargots::

Alright, you're messing with the gnomes, and since DGG has been so good to me in the past...I can't let that happen.

*The Uber-Planetoid Dahak comes out of slipstream drive with 100 Colture ships in tow. The bridge's main view port on Prometheus's main ship, a small man in blue robes and a large yellow hat stands there, arms crossed. A catgirl sits down in a couch in the background and gnomish pilots run back and forth as well.*

Prometeus good buddy...I suggest you cease in your attacks or I will have to destroy you.

*Reality barfs, and Nitram, in his more familiar hat-and-robes motiff, appears by Cyran*

Stand your fleet down, or else.

[Captain tycho]

Death Captain, Gnomish Air Scourge commander reporting for duty!
"You can run, but you can't hide!"
*jumps in Midget Death, and begins strafing all the groundpounding infidels*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Anyone tries to Gnominize me and they'll find a knife sticking out their back...simple as that. Now where was I... Oh yes, my ultimatum upon Prometeus.

Butsecretlyhe wants to join. He just doesn't want to admit it. It'd be an embarrasment to the other BMs.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Death Captain, Gnomish Air Scourge commander reporting for duty!
"You can run, but you can't hide!"
*jumps in Midget Death, and begins strafing all the groundpounding infidels*

BLEHEHHEHEHE!

ALL UNITS, THE FOLLOWING TRANSMISSION FROM GNOMANIA:

The Black Mage "SirNitram" is percived as a threat, loyal members of SEGNOR. The shipsGnomania's Pride, Wongite and Midget Deathhave deployed.

TRANSMISSION TO THE REBELLIOUS MAGE:

Stand down or be destroyed! This is your final chance, wait longer and we will use extreme force to eliminate you. The Great Leader hath spoken.

HAIL GNOMAGE! DINK DINK!

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

Anyone tries to Gnominize me and they'll find a knife sticking out their back...simple as that. Now where was I... Oh yes, my ultimatum upon Prometeus.

Hey Thrawn wannabe, give it a rest.

.... the thrawn thing resulted from about 2 seconds of thinking about a username when I signed up. Now I'm stuck with it. And give what a rest? Trying to be like Thrawn? (which I'm not, GAT or Timothy Zahn's one) Or defending my fellow Gnomes?

[SirNitram]

Pssht, gnomes. What a bunch of pussies.

NAC MAC FEEGLE HAI!

Nac Mac Feegle!
Wee Free Men!
Nae Quin, nae Kin, nae larid, Nae masar!
We won't be fooled again!

*pays off the Nac Mac Feegle in very small clothes, very small but, and this is the kicker, very deadly weapons, and very large loaves of bread and even larger glasses of mead*

Go... Destroy them.

[Captain Cyran]

*Reality barfs, and Nitram, in his more familiar hat-and-robes motiff, appears by Cyran*

Stand your fleet down, or else.

Oh, hey Nitram. Well...I kinda have to help DGG, he's given me a lot of my forces and if I don't help him out he'll dissable all my troops. It would take a long time to replace them all.

Alright...if you say so...

Alright guys, stand down, I've been ordered by a higher athority.

So Nitram, what brings you to my humble abode?

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

I'm a flyboy, through and through.
HAIL GNOMAGE! DINK DINK!

Arrogant Flyboy of the Gnomish Hordes

Whatever ya want is cool. So anyone else wanna join? PLENTY of room left. Already our numbers have swelled to four. The UNSTOPPABLE FOUR! Ph34r.

You know, we should design those sig picture things like the HAB/MM/Cybertron's Finest use. Too bad I don't have the photoshop skills to do so.

/me is making a (throughly crappy) website as we speak. MS Word is actually pretty useful when you are too lazy/stupid to do HTML...

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Oh, hey Nitram. Well...I kinda have to help DGG, he's given me a lot of my forces and if I don't help him out he'll dissable all my troops. It would take a long time to replace them all.

Alright...if you say so...

Alright guys, stand down, I've been ordered by a higher athority.

So Nitram, what brings you to my humble abode?

*glances over to a button labeled:

"Teh BEEG self-kaboom!"*

Are you sure that is a wise course of action Cyran?

[SirNitram]

*Reality barfs, and Nitram, in his more familiar hat-and-robes motiff, appears by Cyran*

Stand your fleet down, or else.

Oh, hey Nitram. Well...I kinda have to help DGG, he's given me a lot of my forces and if I don't help him out he'll dissable all my troops. It would take a long time to replace them all.

Alright...if you say so...

Alright guys, stand down, I've been ordered by a higher athority.

So Nitram, what brings you to my humble abode?

The catgirls. It would definately be the catgirls. However, my friend, it is time we vacated Dahak, for DGG is most upset with us.

*swirls his robes, and Nitram, Cyran, and the Catgirls are gone from the fleet to somewhere more safe from DGG's self-kaboomey*