Making Sullust to Endor Video

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2007-11-30 12:30am

While waiting for the Rebel fleet, have General Veers sitting on deck with some tea and crumpets while he watches an ensign do an oil painting of the Death Star in orbit around Endor.

NetKnight · Post by **NetKnight** » 2007-11-30 12:46am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:While waiting for the Rebel fleet, have General Veers sitting on deck with some tea and crumpets while he watches an ensign do an oil painting of the Death Star in orbit around Endor.

And have him order hot Earl Grey?

lord Martiya · Post by **lord Martiya** » 2007-11-30 04:29am

A pair of stormtroopers who are playing strip poker with Worf and a rancor. The rancor is losing.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-11-30 05:26am

EDit.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-11-30 06:06am

Ok, let's try this again...

Teaser trailer is out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjgZOuCk-us

Post by **Vympel** » 2007-11-30 08:17am

LOL. Looks good already

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2007-11-30 09:30am

Poe, that was an awesome teaser. It alone already makes the argument look ridiculous without any dialog used at all.

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2007-11-30 12:01pm

Sweet! Looking forward to the finished video (although I think the trailer by itself managed to capture the absurdity of the argument).

Invictus ChiKen · Post by **Invictus ChiKen** » 2007-11-30 05:36pm

If it's not to late to offer ideas.

Fighter pilots breaking from formation docking and going to the ships bar and ordering a three course meal.

Fighter pilots having pizza delivered to there cockpit.

After a group finishes the 999 bottles of beer song. "So we are in agreement. We kill whoever starts THAT up again..." Just then another squadron starts the song and a fight breaks out.

General fighting between pilots and ships in general.

A pilot takes a nap and oversleeps missing the exit point.

Spaceball One overshoots the fleet traveling at Ludicrous Speed!
"Lonestar Two: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"
"Lonestar Leader: They've gone to plaid!"
"Lonestar Squadron: Whooooa!"

Aratech · Post by **Aratech** » 2007-11-30 05:43pm

Another thought: a pilot trying to balance his checking account?

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2007-11-30 06:28pm

Or writing a thesis for the correspondence classes he takes.

Post by **Vympel** » 2007-11-30 08:26pm

A conversation between Han and Leia:-

"Han, hurry, the fleet will be here any moment!"

"What are you talking about? They're days away!"

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2007-11-30 10:17pm

One more bunker idea:

A hallway with eight doors. Han, Chewie and Leia each chooses a door and enter. A stormtrooper enters another door. The four start exiting doors they didn't enter from, then entering other doors. All in triple time as Yakkity Sax plays in the background. (I'm sure you get the idea.)

PS. Does anyone know what this kind of gag is called?

Aratech · Post by **Aratech** » 2007-11-30 10:25pm

As an add on to the checking account, could you possibly have one morbid pilot conversing with his lawyer over the condition of his will?

Yuri2356 · Post by **Yuri2356** » 2007-11-30 11:32pm

The bridge crew of the SSD organize and preform a broadway musical?

"Springtime for Emperor Palpatine,
Winter for seperatist slime..."

*Cue Tap-dancing Stormtroopers*

atg · Post by **atg** » 2007-12-01 01:43am

Yuri2356 wrote:*Cue Tap-dancing Stormtroopers*

Could use the dancing stormtroopers out of the into clip to the Rogue Squadron II game.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2007-12-01 02:44am

Wyrm wrote:One more bunker idea:

A hallway with eight doors. Han, Chewie and Leia each chooses a door and enter. A stormtrooper enters another door. The four start exiting doors they didn't enter from, then entering other doors. All in triple time as Yakkity Sax plays in the background. (I'm sure you get the idea.)

PS. Does anyone know what this kind of gag is called?

Its called 'Scooby Doo Doors', believe it or not. Even though it predated them, they brought it to a whole other level.

Ryushikaze · Post by **Ryushikaze** » 2007-12-01 04:20am

One of the fighter pilots builds a fighter in a bottle en route.

Chess over the intercoms. Or worse yet, Risk over the intercoms if you can swing it "I rolled a six. I totally did" "Sure thing, Stewie, just like the last eighty you rolled". Of course, D&D, Hero system, or heck, Star Wars Saga edition would also work well.

Someone, Lando perhaps, complaining to Akbar about "I told you we should have gotten a lift from that wierd guy with the blue box" or any other sort of reference by way of complaint.

You could also have one fighter trying to take down the Millennium Falcon because A: it has toilets and B: it vent its waste directly onto his cockpit window.

Teleros · Post by **Teleros** » 2007-12-01 06:28am

Ryushikaze wrote:Someone, Lando perhaps, complaining to Akbar about "I told you we should have gotten a lift from that wierd guy with the blue box" or any other sort of reference by way of complaint.

Could have it appear on-screen for that matter

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Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2007-12-01 08:00am

"I think I now know why the Imperials like to use short ranged fighters"

"Red 3 shut up and hold it in like the rest of us"

"But Red leader I want to die wearing clean undewear!"

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2007-12-01 08:22am

Have Lando chugging down Colt 45s, and when the copilot complains have him say something to the effect of 'Itsh not like I don't have ten hoursh to shober up. You volunteered to be the deshignated driver anyway, sho quit yer whining'.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2007-12-01 05:05pm

You know what would be great? If the video was just 10 minutes switching back and forth between the Emp/Luke/Vader, the Endor team, and the Rebel strike force doing nothing. And there were 72 videos just like it with the only difference being a short beginning to show the number and the time left, to make it a full 12 hours of doing nothing.

Then you could have the sequel being 2016 videos of Anakin lying on a field of lava.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-12-01 05:19pm

Cyborg Stan wrote:You know what would be great? If the video was just 10 minutes switching back and forth between the Emp/Luke/Vader, the Endor team, and the Rebel strike force doing nothing. And there were 72 videos just like it with the only difference being a short beginning to show the number and the time left, to make it a full 12 hours of doing nothing.

Then you could have the sequel being 2016 videos of Anakin lying on a field of lava.

But that isn't funny.

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-12-01 05:33pm

Darth Servo wrote:
Cyborg Stan wrote:You know what would be great? If the video was just 10 minutes switching back and forth between the Emp/Luke/Vader, the Endor team, and the Rebel strike force doing nothing. And there were 72 videos just like it with the only difference being a short beginning to show the number and the time left, to make it a full 12 hours of doing nothing.

Then you could have the sequel being 2016 videos of Anakin lying on a field of lava.
But that isn't funny.

You've apparently never enjoyed the feeling of having wasted twelve hours of another persons life.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-12-01 05:52pm

General Schatten wrote:You've apparently never enjoyed the feeling of having wasted twelve hours of another persons life.

We don't need to waste their lives. The people Poe is mocking with this are doing that just fine all on their own.