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That needs a FUQ.Lonestar wrote:He rammed into a navigational buoy and tried to blame the quartermasters (who were telling him if he continued with this course he'd hit a buoy), what do you think?StormtrooperOfDeath wrote: Is your captain a reasonable guy?
Col. Crackpot wrote:that would be the fucking shit! I'd plant it right next to my beer tree.Lusankya wrote:When I was three (or thereabouts) my parents told me that ham came from ham trees.
I've since learned the error of my thinking.
Yes, but you'd have to beware of the dangers of cross pollinisation and genetic mutation, those things are a breeding ground for terrorism, you never know when you're in danger of an 'ambush.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:This quote by Col. Crackpot's in this thread cracked me up for some reason.
Col. Crackpot wrote:that would be the fucking shit! I'd plant it right next to my beer tree.Lusankya wrote:When I was three (or thereabouts) my parents told me that ham came from ham trees.
I've since learned the error of my thinking.
Col. Crackpot wrote:no, this is:phongn wrote:Worst pun ever.Iceberg wrote:"Turkey and Hungary form a new Axis of Gobble..."
Iran to Iraq because i was Hungary for Turkey.
From here.Bob the Gunslinger wrote:Alright, here's my take on 40k surfing:
Chaos minions surf. "Surf for the surf god!"
I believe they even have a specially adapted mutation for surfing--surfing ninja turtlespawn. "Cowabunga! Anchovies for the False Emperor!"
In much of the IoM, surfing is a lost art from the Age of Dude, but some still retain its secrets.
Arbites do not surf in the conventional sense. They "Carapace Surf," which requires no board.
Somewhere there is probably an IG regiment who surfs. The Maliboo Marauders 509th.
Admech adepts surf the interweb, as well as watersurfing. They have a tendency to remove their feet to increase their connection to the board. thus eliminating the possibility of "hanging ten." Rust is a bit of a problem.
The Emperor surfed in his Aussie days (the early 1980's and again in the 19,800's).
Necrons just sink.
When the Orks find a nice ocean world, they tend to spore Beech Boyz to take advantage of the surfing.
Dark Eldar are just skaterpunks.
The kroot have been able to surf since they ate Anette Funicello.
Of course, the squats were the most enthusiastic surfers of all. Unfortunately, from overhead a squat on a surfboard looks a lot like a baby seal to a hungry Tyranid...
From the "what happened to 18-till-I-die" thread.Kuroneko (I think) wrote:He turned 19 and died.
From "National Ammo Day"Wicked Pilot wrote:You mean give a 2nd Lieutenant a weapon, do you really think the Air Force is that crazy?
Self explanatory.Darth Wong wrote:I love the idea of a Christian website trying to tie the Master Chief to Jesus. Just imagine the quotes:
"Blessed are the meek, for I will kick Covenant ass to protect them."
"Blessed are the peacemakers, in all of their nuclear glory. Verily, I shall smite the Covenant fuckers with them."
"Let anyone among you who is without ammo be the first to throw a stone."
"I tell you the truth, one of you will betray me. Yes you, and I will find you and rip out your colon."
Hehehe.BoredShirtless wrote:How to stop an errection from happening.....Jeeeeeesus! Just put in it for fucks sakes!
From the declining language use thread in HOS.Bertie Wooster wrote:Oh Christ, next thing is they'll have classes called "Southern Sign Language for the Deaf" where you learn to adjust your belt-buckle and move your hat between words.
Peregrin Toker wrote:From here:
Col. Crackpot wrote: computer generated cops and carjack victims don't have families in the real world.
Dalton wrote:...you think this is flaming?Troll from MSNBC wrote:this flaming seems uncalled for, but I guess it's part of the newbie hazing, carry on!
Ooooh boy.
Good luck...
you know what i miss Kuja? Poking. nobody pokes n00b's anymore.Kuja wrote:Dude, that's ancient. Besides, it's not really all that original. I see comments like that almost weekly.
As do I. Alas, it was ruled SPAM by the Supreme High Dorkus of Nofunsville, and as a result was dropped. Twas a sad, sad day, one which will live in infamy (right next to the deletion of The Mailbox, of course).Col. Crackpot wrote:you know what i miss Kuja? Poking. nobody pokes n00b's anymore.
You know, you'll be happy to know I misread that to mean something slightly different.Col. Crackpot wrote:you know what i miss Kuja? Poking. nobody pokes n00b's anymore.Kuja wrote:Dude, that's ancient. Besides, it's not really all that original. I see comments like that almost weekly.
...and I was so annoyed, because let's face it, buggering a newbie never gets old.Col. Crackpot never, ever, wrote:you know what i miss Kuja? Porking. nobody porks n00b's anymore.
Illuminatus Primus wrote:I admitted it might be necessary.SirNitram wrote:You're bloody obsessed. You're a bloody zealot.
Sea Skimmer wrote:A sufficient thickness and number of layers of Kevlar will stop an arrow from an English longbow. A sufficient thickness and number of layers of Kevlar will also stop 120mm sabot, Styx missiles and nuclear weapons.